Hey gang,
I realize this is probably highly unorthodox for me to do, but after getting an approval (on a "see how this thing goes basis") from Moscow Desire, I've decided that we may all find this thread a place for some 'decompression' and a fun way to maybe get to know others a bit better here within our A2 community.
That said, here is where I'm going with this: In light if recent events -you all know what I'm referring to here- and with some members of our forum being frustrated, impatient, and downright miffed about being bricked, let's use this as a place to get a laugh or two or three with some lighthearted humor.
So, here goes... this is simple. I'll start by asking a question, the next to post will answer my question, and afterwards ask another question that's completely unrelated to mine. We'll continue on, and see how creative, humorous, and random they get!
RULES:
1) Answer the question above your post, then ask another random question!
2) In keeping in line with xda's forum rules, keep it CLEAN! Use of profanity, flaming, stereotyping, or otherwise being a disturbance will cause this thread to be deleted.
3) Only ask questions UNRELATED to "real" issues, concerns, or quandaries. This is NOT a thread to ask questions about unlocking bootloaders, solving bootloops, FXZ'ing, or otherwise.
4) Refer to Rule #2 and #3!
5) This thread is intended for members of the ATRIX 2 community exclusively. If you post here, please be aware of this. The thread has been posted for "us" by "me" and for the purpose of "our" entertainment!
6) Have fun, be polite, and enjoy!
*This will be a contest held with the winner determined by their creativity, randomness of their question, and humor. The winner will receive (a picture of) a DeWALT 1-1/8" SDS Rotary Hammer Drill with Case, an estimated $0.00 USD value!
If you find yourself laughing or having fun, feel free to thank me!
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I'm having trouble rooting my TV remote. I used the "clickersuperoneclick" method, but it is now controlling my thermostat. Any ideas?
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tcf38012 said:
I need to root my phone, but instead I tooted and craped myself
Come on people pass it on!
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Haven't you been potty trained yet? Also, you're not playing right: read the last section before the "RULES"! :banghead:
My question still stands, first to answer, please ask another completely unrelated question, and that's how this will be passed along...
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Oh TOTALLY man. Had this happen a few times with my remote. What you got to do is take your remote, hold down power and the channel "up" button, this will get you into the remote boot menu. MAKE SURE YOUR TV IS ON OR YOU WILL LOOP!
After that, install the proper .ZXF file for your model of thermostat (Google this as it depends on make and model) and you should be good to go!
Umm, but hey guys. I heard that if I install THIS in my A2 in place of the dual core that I will get massive speeds!!!! Although, do I need the extended battery for the 121 gigawatts of power it needs? Or do you think I will bootloop due to the massive overclock?
Me love ICS.
Aw man, it spilled on my pants
Oh well, i'll lick it off
Oh I just swallowed i bug on my spilled ICS.
So I tried to root my house, but now my control panel says
Code:
All processes running in services mode
Now I am having rampant appliances turning off and on when they feel like it. Also my refrigerator process just keeps running, and won't stop.
Any ideas, I can't unroot my house because it's core processes might run off too, just like my fridge.
If your refrigerator is running, and you have Prince Albert in a can, you'll need to go get several cases of one-ply toilet paper and haphazardly throw each roll into your neighbor's trees. Next, order seventeen large pizzas and have them delivered to your local congressman's mother-in-law's home. That should do the trick.
Incidentally, I just ate three whole tangerines... what do you suppose is going to happen to me?
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I wonder if this is a similar experience to other Atrix2 users?
http://youtu.be/6dmhF1rqaZk
I found the code to unlock our bootloader, its up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, b, a, start.
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I was having issues rooting ics onmy a2 then i found this service in the phonebook that does it for you called "roto rooter" i called them and was told they only work with toilets. I said "no problem" and tossed it in.now im waiting on them to get here.
Motorola lied and I'm still locked mb865
Guys, remember: it's "answer the question above you, then post a random unrelated question! I'm looking for randomness, humor, and creativity!
I'll update the OP and make this a "contest" for the most random questions asked after answering the one above your post(s)...
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Eating three tangerines? Be careful. You might turn into android 6.01 (orange push up pop)
What do you get if you pour a bottle of whiskey on you ATRIX 2
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Okay, I'll lay off the tangerines for a while...
Question though, I'm riding on down the road in my "Cross Country Journey of Inner Discovery" and of course, the "American Dream" when Donald Rumsfeld hits a moose.
"Maybe we should stop and get a tow truck," says me. "Gosh, that seems pretty excessive," says Donald Rumsfeld. "I mean, was a moose hit? Yes. Do the antlers sticking through the windshield make driving trickier? You bet. But should we just turn around and quit because the road got a little bumpy? I'd say no."
One thing about Donald Rumsfeld that you have to give him credit for is he always cuts through the crap to tell it like it is in his no-nonsense style. I am reminded of this when we hit the second moose.
"Moose happen," says Donald Rumsfeld. "There are moose, and we'll hit 'em. That's the way it goes. We've lost two tires and the brakes. That's life. I'm drunk, legally blind and have been charged with eight counts of vehicular manslaughter in the last three years. Gotta deal with it. Nothing's perfect." "If you think about it the more moose get hit by us, the fewer moose there are to get hit by us!" says me. "I like the way you think," says Donald Rumsfeld.
Donald grabs a beer an misses a pedestrian. Hooray! One of the moose is still alive an kicks at the engine. "Bad moose," says me. "No beer until you stop." Donald Rumsfeld throws an open bottle a Coors at the back seat to put out the fire.
"Are parts of the car on fire? Sure. Would we like them not to be? Of course. Have I gone insane from three decades of snorting military-grade rubber cement? Quite possibly. Do we need everything to be perfect for us to go out on the road? Well, that's absurd," says Donald Rumsfeld. "That's very true," says me. "We cannot make the perfect the enemy of the terrible."
The bridge up ahead is either out or doesn't exist. But if we waited for everything to be perfect before we did stuff, well then would anything ever get done?
Should we press on and risk more "Moosehumps"?
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Fall of Enosis said:
Oh TOTALLY man. Had this happen a few times with my remote. What you got to do is take your remote, hold down power and the channel "up" button, this will get you into the remote boot menu. MAKE SURE YOUR TV IS ON OR YOU WILL LOOP!
After that, install the proper .ZXF file for your model of thermostat (Google this as it depends on make and model) and you should be good to go!
Umm, but hey guys. I heard that if I install THIS in my A2 in place of the dual core that I will get massive speeds!!!! Although, do I need the extended battery for the 121 gigawatts of power it needs? Or do you think I will bootloop due to the massive overclock?
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Careful with that! There have been reports of people taking a quantum leap and bootlooping back to the future when using the stock lithium-ion battery.
You might be better off just using some scrap plutonium, a bolt of lightning, or your run-of-the-mill coffee grinder for a power source.
On another note, I've been having trouble hearing dog whistles lately... is my hearing going bad from playing my music too loud? Or are dogs loosing their ability to whistle due to natural selection?
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I'm having trouble, i saw somewhere the A2 can be turned into a portable defibrillator, i just can't find the right rom, is that an ics or jb upgrade?
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It's none of the above, you need to get a mophie juice pack and switch the wiring. Assuming you can find one to fit our phone and you don't press 4 8 15 16 23 42 on the keypad first.
If up up, down down, left right, left right, b a start unlocks our bootloader, what does IDKFA do?
leifemagnuson said:
Eating three tangerines? Be careful. You might turn into android 6.01 (orange push up pop)
What do you get if you pour a bottle of whiskey on you ATRIX 2
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Whiskey will only cause your ATRIX 2 to become belligerent when discussing its drinking habits, come home in the wee hours of the night covered with glitter and smelling of cheap perfume, and running your joint bank account into the ground.
Have you tried giving it Red Bull? This may add the Supercharger script to its unit.d folder and make it much more exciting and fun to be around...
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Careful with that! There have been reports of people taking a quantum leap and bootlooping back to the future when using the stock lithium-ion battery.
You might be better off just using some scrap plutonium, a bolt of lightning, or your run-of-the-mill coffee grinder for a power source.
On another note, I've been having trouble hearing dog whistles lately... is my hearing going bad from playing my music too loud? Or are dogs loosing their ability to whistle due to natural selection?
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You may have tinnitus, perhaps caused by loud music, or possibly from sensorineural hearing loss. You should download the audiometric hearing test app from Google Play to be sure!
The other day, I ate some boiled peanuts. I mean, like a whole bunch of 'em, and I'd like to got sick... know what I mean?
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It's none of the above, you need to get a mophie juice pack and switch the wiring. Assuming you can find one to fit our phone and you don't press 4 8 15 16 23 42 on the keypad first.
If up up, down down, left right, left right, b a start unlocks our bootloader, what does IDKFA do?
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I believe "IDKFA" will result in a error message saying "DILLIGAF".
Am I the only person who has ever witnessed a homeless man punch a pigeon right out of the air?
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Hmm.. wondering what the pigeon name might be, if its motorola, then..
And do you think chuck noris can unlock this bootloader, or will he be struck in the "universal" loop?
(On a side note: is he already lurking on our forums with an alias Jimbridgman?? )
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He was hunting for food. He wasn't homeless, had been tracking that pigeon for weeks. That's why he was covered in poo. It from a&F's new urban safari line.
If I become a contractor how many of our phones would it take to build a retaining wall. Are they like adobe? Do I need to let them sit in the sun to harden them up? Ha hard bricks.
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so, who's waiting in anticipation for the 3000+ ma battery for this infuse?
rblankman said:
so, who's waiting in anticipation for the 3000+ ma battery for this infuse?
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Not me! The thinness and lightness of this phone is the only thing that makes the giant screen tolerable IMHO.
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Not me! The thinness and lightness of this phone is the only thing that makes the giant screen tolerable IMHO.
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+1
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why would you... i don't even know why people need extra battery. like for reals I am a teen meaning i text browse the web listen to music like crazy and i get through the day at night with about 28% battery (last night).
and now that i got my iPod back battery should last even longer.
i really do not understand why people obsess over battery a lot. like don't you all go home and charge your phone??
i would understand if you phone isn't keeping charge then obsess over the battery but other than that it just pointless to me...
my 2 cents.
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why would you... i dont even know why people need extra battery. liek for reals Im a teen meaning i text browse the web listen to music like crazy and i get through the day at night with about 28% battery (last night).
and now that i got my iPod back battery should last even longer.
i really do not understand why people obsess over battery a lot. like don't you all go home and charge your phone??
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HAHA. This wins the award for best post ever.
1) "like for reals I'm a teen..." ... that statement alone identifies this kid as the guy we all made fun of cause he was annoying and always corrected the teached.
2) like for reals dude, maybe you should spend more time in school because you'll quickly learn that no matter how many times a day you tweet that you just ate pizza for lunch, it doesn't compare to the data usage a corporate user that has multiple exchange accounts syncing constantly changing calendar, contacts, docs, and OCS chatter.
3) Sorry if it's not a big deal if your battery runs low and you're unable to jerk off to Justin Bieber's new video in the bathroom stall between getting beat up on the bus and getting beat up in first period... but to some people there's a bit more at stake when their phone stops functioning.
Oye... I need a shower. haha
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HAHA. This wins the award for best post ever.
1) "like for reals I'm a teen..." ... that statement alone identifies this kid as the guy we all made fun of cause he was annoying and always corrected the teached.
2) like for reals dude, maybe you should spend more time in school because you'll quickly learn that no matter how many times a day you tweet that you just ate pizza for lunch, it doesn't compare to the data usage a corporate user that has multiple exchange accounts syncing constantly changing calendar, contacts, docs, and OCS chatter.
3) Sorry if it's not a big deal if your battery runs low and you're unable to jerk off to Justin Bieber's new video in the bathroom stall between getting beat up on the bus and getting beat up in first period... but to some people there's a bit more at stake when their phone stops functioning.
Oye... I need a shower. haha
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Wow... You've been aggravating me the last few days with your rude, snarky posts. Leave people alone if you do not have anything productive to say. This isn't like some general forum to flame people in..
It is an android development forum, and if you cannot provide any useful feedback, instead of just flaming other users, then why dont you just stop...
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Wow... You've been aggravating me the last few days with your rude, snarky posts. Leave people alone if you do not have anything productive to say. This isn't like some general forum to flame people in..
It is an android development forum, and if you cannot provide any useful feedback, instead of just flaming other users, then why dont you just stop...
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Are you illiterate? I was responding to a flaming post. I clearly explained why someone might want to have a longer battery, because the poster portrayed that battery life should not be a consideration.
If you don't like my opinions, you're free to block me.... but don't post your opinion and say others cannot do the same, that makes you a hypocrite. Your entire post is exactly what you're *****ing about other people doing.
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Are you illiterate? I was responding to a flaming post. I clearly explained why someone might want to have a longer battery, because the poster portrayed that battery life should not be a consideration.
If you don't like my opinions, you're free to block me.... but don't post your opinion and say others cannot do the same, that makes you a hypocrite. Your entire post is exactly what you're *****ing about other people doing.
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Ya okay... First of all, Transformer27's post was not attacking anyone directly. Then you go ahead and respond by flaming all over him, ripping him to shreds, for what he posted, and how he posted it, and making fun of him directly as a person...
Your calling me a hypocrite? its not hypocritical to call someone out on abuse, sorry.
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Ya okay... First of all, Transformer27's post was not attacking anyone directly. Then you go ahead and respond by flaming all over him, ripping him to shreds, for what he posted, and how he posted it, and making fun of him directly as a person...
Your calling me a hypocrite? its not hypocritical to call someone out on abuse, sorry.
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Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
dam seriously guys/girls
first, i do pay attention in school just because I am tweeting and face book and listen to music, doesn't mean i don't pay attention, im actually graduating today top 10%!
second, i have my email accounts, calendars, and pretty much everything synced up to 1 hour intervals, college papers for my summer course are done through Google docs so yes i use a **** load of data to get my **** done.
and third, Justin Bieber dude really? that was so unnecessary if your going to put something some thing like that at least put porn hub or some thing else. get with the program... Justin Bieber... pffft.
So the weather is pretty nice out today in sandy eggo.
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cmjkxa said:
so the weather is pretty nice out today in sandy eggo.
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hahahahahahahahahaha
I agree with hoofadoo. Bella, he was merely stating his opinion. No reason to attack him. My opinion on the battery differs from his as well, but I don't feel a need to flame him. Play nice.
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LMAO at the weather.
i just think it really defeats the purpose of having the thinnest smartphone in the states.
and now that we have roms, battery life gets better from here. im currently running at 63% percent unplugged since 9:50is am. that more than 12 hours already and still have more than half.
I think we can all agree its good idea "IF" you need it to carry around a small portable external charger. That way no one looses the thinness or the light wighteness of the phone.
I might not need an "Executive" account to know that battery life on smart phones usually suck, but I am a teen and the "Constant " twitter posts I put out there leave me with battery to spare at the end of the day.
PS. I don't have a twitter. Lol
My thoughts on the subject.
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bella92108 said:
Everyone's entitled to their opinion.
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And that's where you're wrong. You can have an opinion, but it it's rude to another person, i'd like you to keep it to yourself. You can correct someone, but stay polite. I don't like the tone you're setting.
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Laptop, coffee, and Friday morning trash day.
Watching the garbage man pull up and stop in front of my house is always fun to dissect. In Florida, you must have at lest a 2 year college education to drive a garbage truck. I wonder what school this guy went to. A black man, age about 25, exits the truck and the sound of Red Hot Chili Peppers comes screaming out of the cab. Not sure how to take that to be honest, but it was cool in a way. He sees me sitting here and says "Good morning" to me. I reply with a hearty "mornin' brother" and we exchange smiles. He then proceeds to pick up my trash and dump it in the back of the truck. Know now that in that trash was a half ripped bag of week of rotting fish carcasses that caused maggots to find refuge in my huge ass trash can. I wrapped a garbage bag around my hand dragging that damn thing to the road. He wears no gloves.
Can emptied, set back in pace, and lid closed, the garbage guy heads back to the driver's seat. Pausing for a moment before entering, he blows snot out of his nose like a construction worker, then wipes his face with the same hand he used to reach into that nasty ass garbage can and unstick the crusty bag that had grown attached to the side of the can.
I give these guys a Christmas card every year because I appreciate the job they do taking my trash away. Maybe come December I'll have saved up enough extra cash to get the man a pair of gloves and a handkerchief. Having to watch that again might just make my coffee look like a cup filled with liquid ****.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo
xcrazydx said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EF8GhC-T_Mo
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So did you buy the car or were you there to just look at it?
Uncle Irish said:
So did you buy the car or were you there to just look at it?
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Just wanted to have a look at it, that's all you can really do.
Would you just look at it
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Unc, I seriously thought that was you In the white pants
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cdshepherd said:
Unc, I seriously thought that was you In the white pants
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No way am I wearing white pants with that shirt. It would have been a purple shirt and blue suede shoes.
Uncle Irish said:
Look at this
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You sure your in your 40s unc? Looking a little grey these days.
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cdshepherd said:
You sure your in your 40s unc? Looking a little grey these days.
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<uses google to search for cdshepherd's home address for 8pm Thursday visit>
That was a great dog ball shot unc. Lmfao
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<uses google to search for cdshepherd's home address for 8pm Thursday visit>
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Thursday visit? You mean your not coming till next week? Shux, I'll put the rubber Jenna Jameson ass, duct tape and bailing wire back in the closet
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tomtommy306 said:
That was a great dog ball shot unc. Lmfao
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I can post more ball shots if you like them.
Maybe I'll do some glamor shots for ya
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Thursday visit? You mean your not coming till next week? Shux, I'll put the rubber Jenna Jameson ass, duct tape and bailing wire back in the closet
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Don't forget the nipple clamps, butt beads and **** rings. I want this to be a night to remember.
Ok, this thread is already too much for xda.
This is the Skyrocket forum. Off Topic stuff goes in the Off Topic forum.
But discussing things mentioned in the last few posts, and posting images like the one above, won't be allowed anywhere on xda. Remember we have members of all ages.
Since you seem to have so much to say, I suggest you start your own blog, rather than posting on a smartphone development forum...
Ok, so this is my problem. Today when I came back from school (High School) I found out my infuse wasn't in the backpack slot it should be. I remember seeing it in my backpack at school in my locker, but then on the bus, I couldn't seem to find it.
I'm pretty sure rather one of the students busted into my locker using a key (teachers have keys that can open any locker) which they used to open my locker, or that the person with the locker next to me has found out me combination and has told it to a lot of students.
I am very concerned that they will screw with my phone, but I have an android pattern security on, so I doubt that.
What should I do? Should I call the school and tell them that I think someone stole my phone and give them a list of people who I think stole it? Or try to interogate them myself?
Please help! I love my infuse.
P.S. I've checked AT&T's website and I couldn't find the Infuse. So I'm thinking of ending my contract or terminating it so they can't text any of my contacts.
First tell your parents...and you can have ATT suspend your line...and they can kill that sim card...unless you have insurance...your at a loss....idk
But you can bring it to the school attention...
If you don't see your phone on you're acct when you log in...they prob took your Sim out...
I've already called the school but they didn't answer. I'm going to tell the dean of the school when I get to school tomorrow. I've already told my mom and she said to tell the school. I'm just trying to consider my options. If I can't find it or my friend has it and has reset everything, then I think my mom will be nice enough to get me a new phone.
Yeah...I wouldn't interrogate the people them selfs...if you don't know who did it for sure you could be questioning the wrong person...and if you do that then they probably won't like you...
Plus people may think you don't trust anyone...and if you do question the right person...what's gonna get him/her to admit it?
How ever I would defently inform the school...and give then a list of people you suspect...you should always let the authorities know (in this case the school) ...there are some crazy people out there...
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You could borrow someone else's phone and try dialing your number while you're in a group of fellow students. If you hear your ringtone, you know who has it.
Radiotsar said:
You could borrow someone else's phone and try dialing your number while you're in a group of fellow students. If you hear your ringtone, you know who has it.
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This will work as long as they haven't switched the sim card or turned it off which I'm sure they've done by now...
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Man. I feel real bad for you try going to Google play on PC and install lookout plan b to your phone.
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mg2195 said:
This will work as long as they haven't switched the sim card or turned it off which I'm sure they've done by now...
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Remember, these are high schoolers we're talking about.
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Thank you all! I've found the culprit (Long story prank) so the person who stole my phone's best friend spilled the beans. I have the text on my mom's go-phone (Very small and simple) and I will hopefully be getting the [email protected] suspended until school ends or at least get him grounded. Thank you for the options and I have suspended my AT&T account until further notice. I don't think that they can access my phone considering I have a pattern lock on it. Thank you for the support!
Your right, the 11th graders in my school aren't the smartest. But I'm Asian (Not to be stereotype or racist) and so are most of my friends and we know how to unlock phones without software (Hardware), pick- locks, and even create our own roms (I don't know how, but my friend ***** has created an HTC Vivid rom). I know they can't access anything for sure, considering I have the pattern lock (Like I've mentioned before). I hope it's still in 1 piece and still has that big ass crack right through the middle :/
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Your right, the 11th graders in my school aren't the smartest. But I'm Asian (Not to be stereotype or racist) and so are most of my friends and we know how to unlock phones without software (Hardware), pick- locks, and even create our own roms (I don't know how, but my friend ***** has created an HTC Vivid rom). I know they can't access anything for sure, considering I have the pattern lock (Like I've mentioned before). I hope it's still in 1 piece and still has that big ass crack right through the middle :/
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Remember, these are high schoolers we're talking about.
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Idk what highschoolers you grew up with...but im a highschooler growing up in the golden age of technology...most highschool kids know the basics about phones...power off=stealth, no sim=no longer connected to original account/service provider...doesn't take much thinking to figure that out...and highschool is full of thieves...what have they got to lose? There under age so they suffer no legal consequences...only school consequences...sure highschooler do a lot of dumb things...but they are no stranger when it comes to basic tech skills...
Sooooo...that's why I never leave my phone in my back pack...its always in my pocket or in my hand....
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mg2195 said:
There under age so they suffer no legal consequences...only school consequences...
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I live about 5 miles north of a Juvy Detention Center. Looks like a prison to me. Double fenced with razor wire. Filled with the "under aged".
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I live about 5 miles north of a Juvy Detention Center. Looks like a prison to me. Double fenced with razor wire. Filled with the "under aged".
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Lol...this will be my last reply on this subject as I don't wanna argue...but you won't end up in juvy for stealing a phone at school...unless you commit a serious crime like assault with a weapon or something along those lines, no matter what you do at school you will not end up in juvy...school takes responsibilities and deals with consequences...trust me I've seen tons of kids steal stuff and get caught...do they go to juvy no-if its a first time the just get suspended for a few days...second time expelled...authorities are never involved so they never go to juvy...
Now if they were to steal from somewhere that wasn't a school like a store or a random guy on the street then sure they have the chance of going to juvy...but if its done in school there's pretty much nothing to worry about as long as your not afraid of suspension...trust me on this...although I never did any of this I did used to hang around the wrong people who constantly stole stuff...so I've seen first hand what happens...and even when they steal from a store...they typically contact the school not the authorities...I actually know someone who stole an iPad right from the apple store...caught him on survelance and they just contacted the school not the authorities...so he got suspended for stealing a $600 product...
And then they go to court before getting sent to juvy...and most times they just get a big fine instead of going to juvy...
Even if they do go to juvy...they don't care as it doesn't stay on your record like jail does...once your a certain age (can't remember it...but I think it may be 20) all juvy records of you are no longer kept...
Most of the kids who steal actually kinda wanna get in trouble...they use it as rep, like they don't want to get caught but if they do then its just rep for them and their proud of it...
Anyways...like I said that would be my last reply...I don't wanna argue, and both our reply are not contributing to the ops problem that sounds like he has solved as he knows who has his phone...
Sooo...I hope everyone has a nice day
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Lol it sure did get off topic in here.
Every school is different. I went to a bad school at the time. Authorities were always involved. A serious example, my friend stole the substitute teacher's laptop. He got suspended. Brought to the station for some reason. Fined. And had a court date. Taught him a lesson.
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Hi Guys. I was wondering if there is any apps or method I could use to (block incoming) {know how to do this and out going calls and even mms if possible. I have this phone rooted and and running cm7. Its acctually a HTC inspire. However you guys in the HOX forum are my family
Reason behind this is my daughter is getting [email protected] grades. I think it is important in this day for a teenager to have comunications for emergency. I'd like to know how I can limit her from usage. ATT wants to charge me 5 bucks a month to do this.
any help would be greatly appreciated.
Thanks in advance
I never understood the rational behind doing something like that. Do you honestly think denying her the ability to use a phone is going to motivate her to spending her time actually studying? I know I wouldn't.
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Rational is for every action there is a reaction. Good grades are required to have a cell phone. Bad grades = no cell phone.
Or choice if you like? Choose to have bad grades = choose to not have a cell.
I've taken it away. But would like her to have the opportunity in emergency to contact essential persons.
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subarudroid said:
Rational is for every action there is a reaction. Good grades are required to have a cell phone. Bad grades = no cell phone.
Or choice if you like? Choose to have bad grades = choose to not have a cell.
I've taken it away. But would like her to have the opportunity in emergency to contact essential persons.
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I guess I don't view negative reinforcement as an effective solution. Granted, I'm not a parent but I was more recently a teenager with bad grades. Well... Not that recent but you get the idea. I certainly don't mean to tell you how to raise your children and think I might be overstepping my bounds.
Anyway... I you can still dial 911 if you take the SIM card out on a lot of phones. She won't be able to call you but could still use the phone for emergency use only. Dunno of an app to do what you're asking unfortunately.
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I understand you position. I was there once also. Everyone needs structure. Like android you need a breakfast, lunch, dinner and dessert. We try and structure Our enforcement like the society that they will eventually have to live in. Choice is the problem, and choice is the solution. There are good choices that have good outcomes and not so good choices..... you get the point, I hope. I also thought about my ten year old who has a galaxy phone. I don't want her calling anyone but family. We need a kiddie ROM
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I also thought about my ten year old who has a galaxy phone. I don't want her calling anyone but family. We need a kiddie ROM
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That's actually a really cool idea.
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How old is she? Old enough to take away the car, yes??
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...GwsMSwyLDIxMiwiY29tLmRvbW9iaWxlLmFwcGxvY2siXQ
Try that in conjunction with some sort of call blocker.. allow only your number and wife's etc. Then password protect the app, password protect the uninstall apps and settings so she can't bypass anything
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She is 15 you have to be 16 to drive in my state.
My wife and I let them pic the consequences for their actions.
She picked the cell cause she didn't want to be grounded.
I hope you guys don't think I'm some sort of Nazi parent.
Hell my older boy had illegal substance in his room and only got grounded for two weeks. Kept all his Xbox, phone. He has a 3.7 GPA and does is chores though.
Absolutegrim should he nominated to xda president! You are all ways so helpful and know your sh!t. Thanks!
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Don't let anyone tell you how to parent, only you know what will and won't work on your kids. Good on you for being an active parent, regardless of how you choose to do it
Also, rationale, not rational.
I'm just speaking from my experience as a child... I'm 17 now... My parents don't believe in grounding or taking anything away on that note... I think that's the way to go I believe when parents take stuff away you want to do worse to piss them off... I've gotten caught stealing(I'm sorry) smoking weed.. all they give me is a slap on the wrist...I have a 4.3 GPA taking intense classes and having the freedom and that makes me hapyy and want to work harder ...just my two cents ..everyone has their own beliefs though
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She is 15 you have to be 16 to drive in my state.
My wife and I let them pic the consequences for their actions.
She picked the cell cause she didn't want to be grounded.
I hope you guys don't think I'm some sort of Nazi parent.
Hell my older boy had illegal substance in his room and only got grounded for two weeks. Kept all his Xbox, phone. He has a 3.7 GPA and does is chores though.
Absolutegrim should he nominated to xda president! You are all ways so helpful and know your sh!t. Thanks!
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Good deal. 16 to drive here too.
I was nominated for contributor but I don't know when I'll hear back from that
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Cut me some slack Bob? No Predictive text. lol
@omario your a self motivated person. I can tell.
My kids have "my" retard gene.(hence my bad spelling that Bob pointed out) They have to work hard to get good grades. When I got custody of my older two from my ex. They were both in special education, 3 years behind. Its been a lot of hard work to get them caught up in school. I just want them to succeed. If any of you have better ideas for consequences? I'll run it by my daughter and see if she's OK with it. Like I said she picks the poison.
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Cut me some slack Bob? No Predictive text. lol
@omario your a self motivated person. I can tell.
My kids have "my" retard gene.(hence my bad spelling that Bob pointed out) They have to work hard to get good grades. When I got custody of my older two from my ex. They were both in special education, 3 years behind. Its been a lot of hard work to get them caught up in school. I just want them to succeed. If any of you have better ideas for consequences? I'll run it by my daughter and see if she's OK with it. Like I said she picks the poison.
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Letting your girl "pick her destiny" is good, at least I think so. I'm 20 year old now, and when I was getting in trouble in school and what not my parents would discipline as they saw fit. I was being extremely dumb and thought it was cool to do drugs(weed) but, because I was in soccer and working my way towards a soccer scholarship... My parent's didn't do a whole lot, I just got teh truck taken away from me for a few weeks, and I had to tell my coach if i ever wanted to get my keys back. He is like a second father to me, and he kept getting on me when I messed up at practice. I'll never forget certain moments at practice either... It was absolute hell but, I've never touched that stuff since. I've carried a 4.0 through my senior year, and currently have a 3.6 in my soph year of college. Scholarship is almost up, and now I'm looking to join the military. I can't thank my parents enough for the way they handled that. Most f the people that I have hung out with in high school are now dealers/arrested for possession with intent to distribute/pregnant... That list could go on forever.
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Letting your girl "pick her destiny" is good, at least I think so. I'm 20 year old now, and when I was getting in trouble in school and what not my parents would discipline as they saw fit. I was being extremely dumb and thought it was cool to do drugs(weed) but, because I was in soccer and working my way towards a soccer scholarship... My parent's didn't do a whole lot, I just got teh truck taken away from me for a few weeks, and I had to tell my coach if i ever wanted to get my keys back. He is like a second father to me, and he kept getting on me when I messed up at practice. I'll never forget certain moments at practice either... It was absolute hell but, I've never touched that stuff since. I've carried a 4.0 through my senior year, and currently have a 3.6 in my soph year of college. Scholarship is almost up, and now I'm looking to join the military. I can't thank my parents enough for the way they handled that. Most f the people that I have hung out with in high school are now dealers/arrested for possession with intent to distribute/pregnant... That list could go on forever.
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I just have to disagree with one thing... I respect that you stopped...but im in the boat you were in high school I'm a junior I play very competitive soccer and taking a lot of.hard classes and weed is the thing that kinda puts everything away and let's me focus on what's important... I think without it id be lost in a world of stress... I do it like once a week just with some friends and I feel sometimes makes me smarter
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I just have to disagree with one thing... I respect that you stopped...but im in the boat you were in high school I'm a junior I play very competitive soccer and taking a lot of.hard classes and weed is the thing that kinda puts everything away and let's me focus on what's important... I think without it id be lost in a world of stress... I do it like once a week just with some friends and I feel sometimes makes me smarter
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To each his own. To me, what that stuff did to me, was bad. I say bad... Be cause it hurt me on the field. I am a gk, and it messed with my reactions and split second thinking/decision making. It effects people differently. One of my long time friends got arrested for possession with intent to distribute. It messed with my conditioning BAD. Before, I was able to run a mile in just over 7 minutes, for my body type that's pretty good. I am 5'10" 195#. My time slowly started to decrease... I look back and I will never be able to thank my parents and my coach enough.
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To each his own. To me, what that stuff did to me, was bad. I say bad... Be cause it hurt me on the field. I am a gk, and it messed with my reactions and split second thinking/decision making. It effects people differently. One of my long time friends got arrested for possession with intent to distribute. It messed with my conditioning BAD. Before, I was able to run a mile in just over 7 minutes, for my body type that's pretty good. I am 5'10" 195#. My time slowly started to decrease... I look back and I will never be able to thank my parents and my coach enough.
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I see where your coming from yeah Im center mid I played division 1 soccer which is the top around here... I say played because I had to get knee surgery from soccer over the summer and none months recovery so ill be back in June but I think im done with competitive play... My conditioning did get a bit worse which I can admit to while I was still playing.. as for the arrest I'm truly sorry ..nobody deserves tha for just this...here In california I think u have to 8 g on u to be held up for intent to sell... But I will stop when I have to settle down and be a consistent man in the real world.. I have no doubt you're happy you stopped ..sometimes I wish I didn't do it sometimes I just have that crave to chill out and sit back.. but like u said "to each his own"
Ya I tried it a couple times when I was younger. Just wasn't for me. I don't care if my kids experiment with it. They're gonna do that any way. Just don't want it to run or ruin their lives.
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Ya I tried it a couple times when I was younger. Just wasn't for me. I don't care if my kids experiment with it. They're gonna do that any way. Just don't want it to run or ruin their lives.
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Experimentation is different than using, in my eyes. If I ever have kids, I say that because my little cousins are natural living birth control, I wouldn't scold them for being a teenager but like you said, I wouldn't let it run/ruin their lives.
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Subaru, I've found a few apps that might interest you
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...oid+apps+to+block+incoming+and+outgoing+calls
https://play.google.com/store/apps/...oid+apps+to+block+incoming+and+outgoing+calls
Is this kind of what you were looking for?
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Please change title to: "[Q] Block calls incoming & outgoing & off topic parenting discussion & marijuana ethicality debate "
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Please change title to: "[Q] Block calls incoming & outgoing & off topic parenting discussion & marijuana ethicality debate "
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So we strayed off topic... Kind of. The title does say off topic. but it was more of sharing stories of what parents did. At least, with me it is. Don't know about Omar
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I hope this doesn't irritate too many people but imagine the irritation when you have been flashing BIOS and firmware upgrades since eproms and PLA's still existed and they were erased with intense U/V light. Not to mention of course the 30+ years that I have been an UBER: power using mega puter punk since the days of black boxing and phone phreaking were dominating the scene on 8 bit machines and BBS's were my middle name... A founding member of S.W.A.P. (South Western Alliance of Pirates) and N.A.P. BBS #48 (National Association of Pirates)... Arizona my homestate and still proud to call it such after 44 years was 48 to be admitted into the Union's statehood of love...thus matching the one BBS per state allowed by the N.A.P. eLEETz...and their self given but not too kool now so I will stop powers that be....
Anywayz...just the thing is to wonder why after flashing and ROMing phonez now for many years I am having to go through all of this just to be allowed to NOT actually START A NEW THREAD but just POST to the Developer forums unless I post 10 or more messages in this eLEETist world of portable micro computing device maniacs that is nothing but BOOBz and NOOBz asking the dorkiest questions at every turn and I cannot ask an intelligent one just to make something happen for myself and about .... let's see... a possibility of 4,791,015 possible other members than myself ... because someone left out their home phone # (if they still exist anymore... *grin*) so that I could instead just call them up in the middle of their dinner and Wheel of Fortune and ask them personally instead of the right way and that is right in the forum and thread that more information or guidance was truly just a ten second away assist kinda sorta proper way of asking... I believe the universal series of symbols and or arcane cryptic ASCII/ANSI character set would look something like this... 'REPLY' if I were to actually be able to click it and get the editor to begin my life over again I would...instead of this...but oh well, you can't have a history like mine and I never even let LOCALs onto my old and ancient little club of the most eLEETist and p!mp!n' group of jive @$$ honkey MoFo;z ya ever never laid eyez on...unless you were some divorced or never married Motorola or Intel engineer geekiest (even more than me...yeah...) super puter jack on the scene and ran the local user group consisting of about 25-40 of those old phat @$$e$ and a couple of kidz that were 14-16 years old like I was at the time...and when we graced them with our presence they swarmed us for just about anything and everything because face it...what is true today was true back then...the K!Dz had all of the idle time to collect and archive it all...and the old phartz had all the cash... I think I have painted enough of a picture for one horrible post... so yeah...we exploited the crap out of them...and they never hesitated a second to make use the most cash flow puter punk rich so that we didn't even have to scam Target anymore by returning old Commodore 64's for a $249.00 +tax cash right now refund that we just purchased from the local paper for $100-150 as long as they had the original box and we did it all without receipts...sheeee!t mang...we didn't even do or have to sell drugz and kept our brainz fairly clean until high school of course...hey...but that is a DIFFERENT story...
(The Crypt was the name of one of my BBS's...The Assassin's Guild be the other...but irrelevant here so ignore that last part and most of this entire thread...and if you are still reading you are not so bright and even more frustrated that I am right now for even have had to type this and annoy you too!...so sorry ahead of time and on the back end...if you are a moderator please don't ban me just eLEETvate me with you magic wand or I will probably just cry! ;() *grinning widely now* I also paid proper and well worth cash for the AndyAPP ....
One down and NINE more to go...but I promise not to do it here... I will randomly space them out in order to treat the masses with my verbal gasses... I just wish there were iPhoney forums here and I would have just straight up LAID INTO THOSE douche'z and received the key to the XDA village for listing my 100 true facts about crApple stInc. that is you knew even one of the first TOP 10 you would not ever purchase an iPhoney or an iPud or any iDevice ever again... but then we are talking about crApple purchasing NEW TECH BABY BOOMERz or as I like to refer to them as .... Generation iPudz... because padz are for your chickz puzzy (if you are not tooooooo much of a phone geek that iz and have one...) and tablets are what Moses presented the TEN COMMANDMENTS ON!!!! uh,,,huh... I said it! and the #1 reason.... heh... okay...
Because they never read the EULA they don't even know that they don't even OWN but LEASE these can be disabled and manipulated anytime and YES throttled by crApple to be sluggish and slow...hmmmm...just before the release of a new iPhoney so that they will act like little consumer drones consuming good air standing in line waiting for that crApple!!!! crap by the krAppleHeAdZ because they are overpriced and they think and believe the deceptive marketing ads some banned worldwide about them having capabilities that their wireless partner doesn't allow half truths crAPPLE CRAP!!! and also think they are not getting the best thinking of thing that money will never be worth and still they buy!!! these under enabled locked up for only the greediest of reasons that only crApple stInc. and the rest of the almost 5 million of us that just seem to know... heh! SALUTE' everyone and thank you for reading if you got this far...
TooTLEz all, I will either be kicked off or promoted...but probably it will just get deleted with a IM NOT AS OLD OR AS EXPERIENCED AS YOU BUT I REIGN SUPREME IN ONLY MY WORLD warning from someone that wasn't even born when I hacked out my first long distance access number code from good old... U.S. SPRINT.... because they were only 5 unsecure digits back then after you dial in.....LOSERz.... and I could randomly snag a few a night....while sleeeeeeeeeeeeping.... NIGHT NIGHT...because I have been up all night again...and yesterday was my 44th birthday!!! So there!
KiRbYdOoO
a.k.a. The Assassin (just a kid)
a.k.a. The Undertaker (an infant)
a.k.a. The dude that banged your mother and abandoned you both! (That was exactly nine months prior to however old you think you are!)
PPMD >>>-------------> and if you don't know what that means then you wouldn't make a p!mple on a eLEETz geekz @$$...!!!!
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KiRbYOoO said:
I hope this doesn't irritate too many people but imagine the irritation when you have been flashing BIOS and firmware upgrades since eproms and PLA's still existed and they were erased with intense U/V light. Not to mention of course the 30+ years that I have been an UBER: power using mega puter punk since the days of black boxing and phone phreaking were dominating the scene on 8 bit machines and BBS's were my middle name... A founding member of S.W.A.P. (South Western Alliance of Pirates) and N.A.P. BBS #48 (National Association of Pirates)... Arizona my homestate and still proud to call it such after 44 years was 48 to be admitted into the Union's statehood of love...thus matching the one BBS per state allowed by the N.A.P. eLEETz...and their self given but not too kool now so I will stop powers that be....
Anywayz...just the thing is to wonder why after flashing and ROMing phonez now for many years I am having to go through all of this just to be allowed to NOT actually START A NEW THREAD but just POST to the Developer forums unless I post 10 or more messages in this eLEETist world of portable micro computing device maniacs that is nothing but BOOBz and NOOBz asking the dorkiest questions at every turn and I cannot ask an intelligent one just to make something happen for myself and about .... let's see... a possibility of 4,791,015 possible other members than myself ... because someone left out their home phone # (if they still exist anymore... *grin*) so that I could instead just call them up in the middle of their dinner and Wheel of Fortune and ask them personally instead of the right way and that is right in the forum and thread that more information or guidance was truly just a ten second away assist kinda sorta proper way of asking... I believe the universal series of symbols and or arcane cryptic ASCII/ANSI character set would look something like this... 'REPLY' if I were to actually be able to click it and get the editor to begin my life over again I would...instead of this...but oh well, you can't have a history like mine and I never even let LOCALs onto my old and ancient little club of the most eLEETist and p!mp!n' group of jive @$$ honkey MoFo;z ya ever never laid eyez on...unless you were some divorced or never married Motorola or Intel engineer geekiest (even more than me...yeah...) super puter jack on the scene and ran the local user group consisting of about 25-40 of those old phat @$$e$ and a couple of kidz that were 14-16 years old like I was at the time...and when we graced them with our presence they swarmed us for just about anything and everything because face it...what is true today was true back then...the K!Dz had all of the idle time to collect and archive it all...and the old phartz had all the cash... I think I have painted enough of a picture for one horrible post... so yeah...we exploited the crap out of them...and they never hesitated a second to make use the most cash flow puter punk rich so that we didn't even have to scam Target anymore by returning old Commodore 64's for a $249.00 +tax cash right now refund that we just purchased from the local paper for $100-150 as long as they had the original box and we did it all without receipts...sheeee!t mang...we didn't even do or have to sell drugz and kept our brainz fairly clean until high school of course...hey...but that is a DIFFERENT story...
(The Crypt was the name of one of my BBS's...The Assassin's Guild be the other...but irrelevant here so ignore that last part and most of this entire thread...and if you are still reading you are not so bright and even more frustrated that I am right now for even have had to type this and annoy you too!...so sorry ahead of time and on the back end...if you are a moderator please don't ban me just eLEETvate me with you magic wand or I will probably just cry! ;() *grinning widely now* I also paid proper and well worth cash for the AndyAPP ....
One down and NINE more to go...but I promise not to do it here... I will randomly space them out in order to treat the masses with my verbal gasses... I just wish there were iPhoney forums here and I would have just straight up LAID INTO THOSE douche'z and received the key to the XDA village for listing my 100 true facts about crApple stInc. that is you knew even one of the first TOP 10 you would not ever purchase an iPhoney or an iPud or any iDevice ever again... but then we are talking about crApple purchasing NEW TECH BABY BOOMERz or as I like to refer to them as .... Generation iPudz... because padz are for your chickz puzzy (if you are not tooooooo much of a phone geek that iz and have one...) and tablets are what Moses presented the TEN COMMANDMENTS ON!!!! uh,,,huh... I said it! and the #1 reason.... heh... okay...
Because they never read the EULA they don't even know that they don't even OWN but LEASE these can be disabled and manipulated anytime and YES throttled by crApple to be sluggish and slow...hmmmm...just before the release of a new iPhoney so that they will act like little consumer drones consuming good air standing in line waiting for that crApple!!!! crap by the krAppleHeAdZ because they are overpriced and they think and believe the deceptive marketing ads some banned worldwide about them having capabilities that their wireless partner doesn't allow half truths crAPPLE CRAP!!! and also think they are not getting the best thinking of thing that money will never be worth and still they buy!!! these under enabled locked up for only the greediest of reasons that only crApple stInc. and the rest of the almost 5 million of us that just seem to know... heh! SALUTE' everyone and thank you for reading if you got this far...
TooTLEz all, I will either be kicked off or promoted...but probably it will just get deleted with a IM NOT AS OLD OR AS EXPERIENCED AS YOU BUT I REIGN SUPREME IN ONLY MY WORLD warning from someone that wasn't even born when I hacked out my first long distance access number code from good old... U.S. SPRINT.... because they were only 5 unsecure digits back then after you dial in.....LOSERz.... and I could randomly snag a few a night....while sleeeeeeeeeeeeping.... NIGHT NIGHT...because I have been up all night again...and yesterday was my 44th birthday!!! So there!
KiRbYdOoO
a.k.a. The Assassin (just a kid)
a.k.a. The Undertaker (an infant)
a.k.a. The dude that banged your mother and abandoned you both! (That was exactly nine months prior to however old you think you are!)
PPMD >>>-------------> and if you don't know what that means then you wouldn't make a p!mple on a eLEETz geekz @$$...!!!!
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KiRbYOoO said:
I hope this doesn't irritate too many people but imagine the irritation when you have been flashing BIOS and firmware upgrades since eproms and PLA's still existed and they were erased with intense U/V light. Not to mention of course the 30+ years that I have been an UBER: power using mega puter punk since the days of black boxing and phone phreaking were dominating the scene on 8 bit machines and BBS's were my middle name... A founding member of S.W.A.P. (South Western Alliance of Pirates) and N.A.P. BBS #48 (National Association of Pirates)... Arizona my homestate and still proud to call it such after 44 years was 48 to be admitted into the Union's statehood of love...thus matching the one BBS per state allowed by the N.A.P. eLEETz...and their self given but not too kool now so I will stop powers that be....
Anywayz...just the thing is to wonder why after flashing and ROMing phonez now for many years I am having to go through all of this just to be allowed to NOT actually START A NEW THREAD but just POST to the Developer forums unless I post 10 or more messages in this eLEETist world of portable micro computing device maniacs that is nothing but BOOBz and NOOBz asking the dorkiest questions at every turn and I cannot ask an intelligent one just to make something happen for myself and about .... let's see... a possibility of 4,791,015 possible other members than myself ... because someone left out their home phone # (if they still exist anymore... *grin*) so that I could instead just call them up in the middle of their dinner and Wheel of Fortune and ask them personally instead of the right way and that is right in the forum and thread that more information or guidance was truly just a ten second away assist kinda sorta proper way of asking... I believe the universal series of symbols and or arcane cryptic ASCII/ANSI character set would look something like this... 'REPLY' if I were to actually be able to click it and get the editor to begin my life over again I would...instead of this...but oh well, you can't have a history like mine and I never even let LOCALs onto my old and ancient little club of the most eLEETist and p!mp!n' group of jive @$$ honkey MoFo;z ya ever never laid eyez on...unless you were some divorced or never married Motorola or Intel engineer geekiest (even more than me...yeah...) super puter jack on the scene and ran the local user group consisting of about 25-40 of those old phat @$$e$ and a couple of kidz that were 14-16 years old like I was at the time...and when we graced them with our presence they swarmed us for just about anything and everything because face it...what is true today was true back then...the K!Dz had all of the idle time to collect and archive it all...and the old phartz had all the cash... I think I have painted enough of a picture for one horrible post... so yeah...we exploited the crap out of them...and they never hesitated a second to make use the most cash flow puter punk rich so that we didn't even have to scam Target anymore by returning old Commodore 64's for a $249.00 +tax cash right now refund that we just purchased from the local paper for $100-150 as long as they had the original box and we did it all without receipts...sheeee!t mang...we didn't even do or have to sell drugz and kept our brainz fairly clean until high school of course...hey...but that is a DIFFERENT story...
(The Crypt was the name of one of my BBS's...The Assassin's Guild be the other...but irrelevant here so ignore that last part and most of this entire thread...and if you are still reading you are not so bright and even more frustrated that I am right now for even have had to type this and annoy you too!...so sorry ahead of time and on the back end...if you are a moderator please don't ban me just eLEETvate me with you magic wand or I will probably just cry! ;() *grinning widely now* I also paid proper and well worth cash for the AndyAPP ....
One down and NINE more to go...but I promise not to do it here... I will randomly space them out in order to treat the masses with my verbal gasses... I just wish there were iPhoney forums here and I would have just straight up LAID INTO THOSE douche'z and received the key to the XDA village for listing my 100 true facts about crApple stInc. that is you knew even one of the first TOP 10 you would not ever purchase an iPhoney or an iPud or any iDevice ever again... but then we are talking about crApple purchasing NEW TECH BABY BOOMERz or as I like to refer to them as .... Generation iPudz... because padz are for your chickz puzzy (if you are not tooooooo much of a phone geek that iz and have one...) and tablets are what Moses presented the TEN COMMANDMENTS ON!!!! uh,,,huh... I said it! and the #1 reason.... heh... okay...
Because they never read the EULA they don't even know that they don't even OWN but LEASE these can be disabled and manipulated anytime and YES throttled by crApple to be sluggish and slow...hmmmm...just before the release of a new iPhoney so that they will act like little consumer drones consuming good air standing in line waiting for that crApple!!!! crap by the krAppleHeAdZ because they are overpriced and they think and believe the deceptive marketing ads some banned worldwide about them having capabilities that their wireless partner doesn't allow half truths crAPPLE CRAP!!! and also think they are not getting the best thinking of thing that money will never be worth and still they buy!!! these under enabled locked up for only the greediest of reasons that only crApple stInc. and the rest of the almost 5 million of us that just seem to know... heh! SALUTE' everyone and thank you for reading if you got this far...
TooTLEz all, I will either be kicked off or promoted...but probably it will just get deleted with a IM NOT AS OLD OR AS EXPERIENCED AS YOU BUT I REIGN SUPREME IN ONLY MY WORLD warning from someone that wasn't even born when I hacked out my first long distance access number code from good old... U.S. SPRINT.... because they were only 5 unsecure digits back then after you dial in.....LOSERz.... and I could randomly snag a few a night....while sleeeeeeeeeeeeping.... NIGHT NIGHT...because I have been up all night again...and yesterday was my 44th birthday!!! So there!
KiRbYdOoO
a.k.a. The Assassin (just a kid)
a.k.a. The Undertaker (an infant)
a.k.a. The dude that banged your mother and abandoned you both! (That was exactly nine months prior to however old you think you are!)
PPMD >>>-------------> and if you don't know what that means then you wouldn't make a p!mple on a eLEETz geekz @$$...!!!!
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Holy crap dude! Are you trying to write a book or something? Your off to a bad start with this rant!
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Endoroid said:
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Was just going to post that !
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OP its a thread not a book. WTF is a boon ? Pass the blunt this way bro , must be some good weed you're smoking !1!111!!
EDIT : Just read some of your ranting , do everyone a service and post @ http://boards.4chan.org/b/ <<<<< [NSFW]