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this really is funny hello
omarnone said:
WOW!!! Check this out people,i sort of did this by accident,but it's awesome,i went to "Comm Manager" and i turned OFF the 3G mode,And check this out!!! I now have all bars at all time!!! This is what i've been trying to do ever since i got the (Tilt) phone,also i am using this Radio version>>> 1.58.16.27 I don't know maybe i'm just new to this (noob) lol but try it out for yourself to see if it works.
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yep....lol...
haha you are funny, if you turn off 3G, then you are on EDGE. everybody knows that.
Wow! That's absolutely amazing! I had never even thought about that! I did come across another great hidden trick....if you hold down both of the soft keys, and then press the soft reset button, you'll be able to make your phone just as fast as it was when it was brand new! Just press send!
FUNNY MY BAD!!!
LOL thanks, i spit out my drink on that one.
hilarious too funny
omarnone said:
FUNNY MY BAD!!!
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At least you have a sense of humor
Oh my dear sweet jesus.
ROFL.
now press ALT+F4 on your computer and your computer's RAM doubles!
WOW! what else can i say, now delete everything u have and it should run faster
Dumba ka dumba so fuunnnnyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Edvard_Greig said:
Wow! That's absolutely amazing! I had never even thought about that! I did come across another great hidden trick....if you hold down both of the soft keys, and then press the soft reset button, you'll be able to make your phone just as fast as it was when it was brand new! Just press send!
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damn. lmao. classical. lol. lol. lol.
This should be made a sticky, and an example of one of many reasons to READ, and SEARCH before posting emabarrasing stuff like this lmfao!!!!
princeasi said:
This should be made a sticky, and an example of one of many reasons to READ, and SEARCH before posting emabarrasing stuff like this lmfao!!!!
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As if all the caps and exclamation points (and an inappropriately placed apostrophe) don't make it stand out enough!
Ok now that I am done laughing, seriously though, i am sure he/she was just trying to contribute because they found something that was new to them. Everyone starts out as a newbie... that's how they learn.
Even though it wasn't really a new trick or fix, it was new to them, and they tried to contribute by sharing what they found. The thought was good!
As long as we are giving out cool tips and tricks:
I was trying to use my Tilt's camera for the first couple of days but it wouldn't work...it was always just bringing up a black screen. I realized FINALLY! if you take your fingers off the lens then you can take a picture of whatever you want...Im so excited now!
Oh also...if you are having problems with your BT headset it helps to place it in your ear.
good luck!
bengalih said:
As long as we are giving out cool tips and tricks:
I was trying to use my Tilt's camera for the first couple of days but it wouldn't work...it was always just bringing up a black screen. I realized FINALLY! if you take your fingers off the lens then you can take a picture of whatever you want...Im so excited now!
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Oh man Thanks, sticky for this thread.
*LMAO* I bet he didn't expect this kind of comments
But he's is actually right about his "trick". To bad it's in the wrong section of the forum
All I am going to say is, it may be stupid to some but it works using my device and my area, "even if that was a trick it wouldn't necessarily be an accurate one. I always have 3G off on my device because I get poor reception from my home with it activated, so I just keep it off. However, I never had full bars w/ edge, unless I am in the city".
You know your an xda addict when.....
1.You tell your spouse you will pm them instead of text .
2.When you flash the same rom twice just to feel the rush.
3.Your dinner converation consist of "honey you won't beleive what happened today at xda"
4.You name your first born after your favorite cook
5.You tattoo flames on your knuckles.
6.You have been written up at work for flashing your phone.
7.When your spouse walks into the room you quickly bring up porn to hide the xda site.
8.You become nervous when Your spouse catches you secretly hacking your phone in the guest room. "honey its not what you think!"
9.You get jealous when your friends touch you phone.
10.You rather check the weather on the phone then look out the window.
11.Your spouse says to you " for the last time put your stylus away I already told you I do not have a reset button!!!"
12.You start handing out bans at home.
13.You force your kids to read xda threads specificly the ones to long to read but expect them to take notes.
14.Your alone time isn't really alone time its xda and you time.
15.You make a thread that's says you know your an xda attic when..... Lol and miss spell addict twice lol
16.Your spouse complains you touch your phone more then you them.
I hope these put a smile on your face keep them comming funny only please.
I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.
TheBundo said:
I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.
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thank you simple typo I have fixed it some what. and yes I know what an attic is there was no need define it.
I must say this stuff is funny n i m an XDA addict.
Your spouse says to you " for the last time put your stylus away I already told you I do not have a reset button!!!"
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This one got me ROFL It raises multiferous thoughts in a perverted mind like mine
good one guevr001...
haha thanks for the love guys. feel free to add some of your own. my girl is always rolling her eyes when she see me on line. lol
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This one got me ROFL It raises multiferous thoughts in a perverted mind like mine
good one guevr001...
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what is ROFL?
guevr001 said:
what is ROFL?
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Rolling On the Floor Laughing
there is also: ROFLMAO
guess that one out.
You know your an XDA addict....
.....when you post a link to your XDA profile via facebook
more to come.....
...........when you tattoo flames on your knuckles. To strike fear into noobs
adict
when you check some threads every three minutes to read new posts
TheBundo said:
I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.
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don't you mean addict?
When you have XDA-Developers.com as your home page and your wife goes on the computer and asks - Why are there people talking about Melons on a forum for your phone?
You of course try to explain, but she does not see the humour
ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am an addict. My kids and ol' man have said it, but, to see it in print (sobs)!
hotrod101 said:
When you have XDA-Developers.com as your home page and your wife goes on the computer and asks - Why are there people talking about Melons on a forum for your phone?
You of course try to explain, but she does not see the humour
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LOL!!
Yep that´s a good one, it happen me also!
guevr001 said:
You know your an xda addict when.....
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When you start sorting your work and family text messages into
General Discussion
Questions and Answers
Off Topic
Networking ............................................
i read this and thought it was april the first
this
and yes this article was made today
Must be his first HTC phone.
i know ijust thoughti t was funy it being a winmo site
LOL, yes and tomorrow's exclusive, how to make a phone call!
billu said:
LOL, yes and tomorrow's exclusive, how to make a phone call!
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Yeah right! Everyone knows you can't make calls on them. There's no keypad! Duh!
And in next week's tips & tricks... how to magically create fire by rubbing together 2 sticks.
AndyJ91 said:
And in next week's tips & tricks... how to magically create fire by rubbing together 2 sticks.
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Be serious my dear.....
for at least...... those pictures are quite big and clear.....
and things are always starting from the a,b,c.......
LOL
Let´s remember that a lot of people like retro style
Sorry guys, i laughed a bit.
One interesting thing, i never thought those devices had windows mobile.
Cheers.
please never do this again (such a message) I pissed in my pants and my wife was very angry ;-)
Unfortunately link is down.....seems like I missed a ggood laugh.
mykole said:
Unfortunately link is down.....seems like I missed a ggood laugh.
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Yea, sometimes links go down...ESPECIALLY AFTER 3 YEARS!
lowandbehold said:
Yea, sometimes links go down...ESPECIALLY AFTER 3 YEARS!
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*Note to self when trying to build post count*
Got the idea tho!
He just posted today in development forum to announce that KB1 source is out. This, after we've known about it for a week, and already have custom kernels built off the source. Makes me want to add a second punchline to a joke I read:
There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out. So he began circling around looking for landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous. Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and shouts to the guy "Hey, where am I? To this, the solitary office worker replies "You're in a plane." The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.
The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. "Simple" replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct, but absolutely useless, therefore that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is just a while away."
As they are getting off the airplane, they see a lone figure running down the runway screaming, "I know where you are. You are in Seattle." Everyone asks the pilot, "Who is this guy?" The pilot says, "Samsung tech support."
Samsung is soooo out to lunch.
nbarsotti said:
Samsung is soooo out to lunch.
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Amen!
Hey SamsungJohn, how about 2.2.1 that we should have got instead of the 2.2 crap?
/flameon
out of curiosity, did he ever reply to ANY question he was asked? or even the ones from the "ask samsung" page?
ballz0iron said:
out of curiosity, did he ever reply to ANY question he was asked? or even the ones from the "ask samsung" page?
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I think not, because all of them were "bad" questions.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I897 using XDA App
Hey guys, I just wanted to point out that it is now 2011. So, go ahead and update your kitchen calendars to reflect the new year. Thanks dudes!
SamsungModestMandroid
ballz0iron said:
out of curiosity, did he ever reply to ANY question he was asked? or even the ones from the "ask samsung" page?
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thanks for your question, but it is a bad question. therefore i cannot answer it!
Wonders when SamsungJohn will start asking for donations for Japan relief.....maybe September?
cappysw10 said:
Wonders when SamsungJohn will start asking for donations for Japan relief.....maybe September?
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Are you kidding? He sent the transformers there to clean up!
Go away John.
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ballz0iron said:
out of curiosity, did he ever reply to ANY question he was asked? or even the ones from the "ask samsung" page?
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He's actually responded to a few Twitter comments of mine in the past....
nbarsotti said:
Samsung is soooo out to lunch.
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+1... Staying on stock simply doesnt make any sense anymore.
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Iasked in a diff thread, no response, so....did anyone goto sxsw and see him? Lol
ConeyKiller said:
Iasked in a diff thread, no response, so....did anyone goto sxsw and see him? Lol
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I would have loved to but that might not have been a good thing. I know I said I would keep you up to date and you guys know as much as I do right now. I will see what I can find out today.
On a personal note. This is not the stance of XDA or other mods, just me. I would not worry about SJ. He seems to be as much help as a blind nature guide, but i will find out something and let you guys know what is going on. (no promises though lol)
Blind nature guides lead you on fun adventures! Sure you'll stumble around a little bit, but with lots of hope you might eventually get to where you want to go!
honestly what is there to find out?
dont even humor us with asking about gingerbread or lol... honeycomb.
just dont bother with him...
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He's actually responded to a few Twitter comments of mine in the past....
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I think his answers where "soon" or "I'll let you know"
MikeyMike01 said:
Go away John.
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+1
All he does is piss everyone off and get the Samsung-hate going again.
SamsungJohn is a joke. Just continuing to prove the fact that you guys are the worst in customer care...do us all a favor and cancel your XDA account because you aren't doing anyone justice...you big dummy
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IDK how I was able to do it.
Idk why you turned it on
Eric214 said:
Idk why you turned it on
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To test the feature I was curious
Better you than me.....that's one feature that I will not turn on at all.
I was died with activation.
Activation of Zen should require authentication, because having people be able to temporarily brick your phone if you let them use it is problematic.
I did the other day, it basically sucked...lol
I did on my old OnePlus 6
Are you guys genuinely 12 years old or something? That's how you're sounding. Come on... If you don't want to get locked out of your phone, don't enable it? It clearly says what it's going to do... "I barely survived!!" "I'll never use this stupid feature!!" "it sucked!"
Well, good for you! Then don't use it. This thread is pointless. Stop whining
LOL, very entertaining xda thread! ?
I did it. It was nice. Having a break from the phone . I actually listened to what my wife was saying ?
I used it once but I wouldn't say I "survived". Makes it sound a bit extreme lol
Just enabled it once to see what the UI is like while its activated and chilled with the family for those 20 mins.
It's kinda sad to actually see ppl addicted to basically nothing. It's like saying....my chainsaw kept me from being with my family, you guys don't even realise how dumb, stupid or pathetic that sounds. Facecrap zombies gotta be proud of it. There should be an institution for this kind of mental illness.
I did so I could be forced to stop using my phone before going to bed, it helped a lot with me not being able to play with my phone and just focus on going to sleep. When you use it for the intended purpose its very effective.
What I find hard to believe is there actually has to be an app for this LOL. It's really a simple concept, Just put your phone down.
Faith1105 said:
It's kinda sad to actually see ppl addicted to basically nothing. It's like saying....my chainsaw kept me from being with my family, you guys don't even realise how dumb, stupid or pathetic that sounds. Facecrap zombies gotta be proud of it. There should be an institution for this kind of mental illness.
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And you just sound dumb through and through grandpa
Src52 said:
Are you guys genuinely 12 years old or something? That's how you're sounding. Come on... If you don't want to get locked out of your phone, don't enable it? It clearly says what it's going to do... "I barely survived!!" "I'll never use this stupid feature!!" "it sucked!"
Well, good for you! Then don't use it. This thread is pointless. Stop whining
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More love less hate?
Reuben_skelz92 said:
And you just sound dumb through and through grandpa
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Some serious intelligence right there.
Your family must be proud.
room511 said:
Some serious intelligence right there.
Your family must be proud.
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????? So many kids and trolls on xda these days