you know your xda addict when...... (funny) - General Topics

You know your an xda addict when.....
1.You tell your spouse you will pm them instead of text .
2.When you flash the same rom twice just to feel the rush.
3.Your dinner converation consist of "honey you won't beleive what happened today at xda"
4.You name your first born after your favorite cook
5.You tattoo flames on your knuckles.
6.You have been written up at work for flashing your phone.
7.When your spouse walks into the room you quickly bring up porn to hide the xda site.
8.You become nervous when Your spouse catches you secretly hacking your phone in the guest room. "honey its not what you think!"
9.You get jealous when your friends touch you phone.
10.You rather check the weather on the phone then look out the window.
11.Your spouse says to you " for the last time put your stylus away I already told you I do not have a reset button!!!"
12.You start handing out bans at home.
13.You force your kids to read xda threads specificly the ones to long to read but expect them to take notes.
14.Your alone time isn't really alone time its xda and you time.
15.You make a thread that's says you know your an xda attic when..... Lol and miss spell addict twice lol
16.Your spouse complains you touch your phone more then you them.
I hope these put a smile on your face keep them comming funny only please.

I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.

TheBundo said:
I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.
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thank you simple typo I have fixed it some what. and yes I know what an attic is there was no need define it.

I must say this stuff is funny n i m an XDA addict.

Your spouse says to you " for the last time put your stylus away I already told you I do not have a reset button!!!"
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This one got me ROFL It raises multiferous thoughts in a perverted mind like mine
good one guevr001...

haha thanks for the love guys. feel free to add some of your own. my girl is always rolling her eyes when she see me on line. lol

The Reaper said:
This one got me ROFL It raises multiferous thoughts in a perverted mind like mine
good one guevr001...
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what is ROFL?

guevr001 said:
what is ROFL?
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Rolling On the Floor Laughing
there is also: ROFLMAO
guess that one out.

You know your an XDA addict....
.....when you post a link to your XDA profile via facebook
more to come.....

...........when you tattoo flames on your knuckles. To strike fear into noobs

adict
when you check some threads every three minutes to read new posts

TheBundo said:
I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.
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don't you mean addict?

When you have XDA-Developers.com as your home page and your wife goes on the computer and asks - Why are there people talking about Melons on a forum for your phone?
You of course try to explain, but she does not see the humour

ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am an addict. My kids and ol' man have said it, but, to see it in print (sobs)!

hotrod101 said:
When you have XDA-Developers.com as your home page and your wife goes on the computer and asks - Why are there people talking about Melons on a forum for your phone?
You of course try to explain, but she does not see the humour
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LOL!!
Yep that´s a good one, it happen me also!

guevr001 said:
You know your an xda addict when.....
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When you start sorting your work and family text messages into
General Discussion
Questions and Answers
Off Topic
Networking ............................................

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Lost all my programs ...Hard drive fried out...need a cab file, hard drive replaced

I need the file that takes a picture of your today screen....so you can post and show your today screen....zip or cab file
Thanks
Mike
mike19722 said:
I need the file that takes a picture of your today screen....so you can post and show your today screen....zip or cab file
Thanks
Mike
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Since it sounds like you're having a bad day, i'm gonna cut you break, but please remember to post your questions in the appropriate thread/forum. This question is in the wrong forum, and probably should have been posted in the thread for whatever rom you are using. That being said, here is what you're looking for.
http://www.4shared.com/file/41159710/1127b3a0/ScreenCapture-PocketPC-Setup.html
mike19722 said:
I need the file that takes a picture of your today screen....so you can post and show your today screen....zip or cab file
Thanks
Mike
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Skatdawg is right.... i will make sure ill talk to my buds on the dark side and make sure this thread is moved to the appropriate place.....
but on the other side..... your are REALLY having a bad day but you had it replaced and i wish you the best!
HEY SKAT hows the weather up there?
Thanks
I'm not new to this.......I'm human.... are you guy's like this to everyone.....thanks for the file .....
_RMB_ said:
Skatdawg is right.... i will make sure ill talk to my buds on the dark side and make sure this thread is moved to the appropriate place.....
but on the other side..... your are REALLY having a bad day but you had it replaced and i wish you the best!
HEY SKAT hows the weather up there?
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Well, I'm sure you'd think it was chilly, but i felt like it was darn near perfect. It was about 72 degrees for a high, clear sunny skies. I looked out my office window and you can see the ocean, the mountains, and beautiful green forests as far as the eye can see.
Where i live it's in the middle of a temperate rain forest, so it doesn't get to hot or too cold. Highest it gets is like 85 or so during the summer, and the coldest we ever get is 5 or 10 degrees. It rains about 160 inches a year. So days like today are always appreciated.
mike19722 said:
I'm not new to this.......I'm human.... are you guy's like this to everyone.....thanks for the file .....
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We understand you're human. There are just a LOT of people who don't bother to post things in the appropriate place. I think it's because the Kaiser is such a popular device, and at the same time a very disappointing device which brings a lot of people who wouldn't otherwise be here. So this forum, particularly the ROM development gets a dozen new threads a day that shouldn't be in here. So it's pretty constant battle for us. We are in no way trying to be rude, just reminding you.
skatdawg said:
Well, I'm sure you'd think it was chilly, but i felt like it was darn near perfect. It was about 72 degrees for a high, clear sunny skies. I looked out my office window and you can see the ocean, the mountains, and beautiful green forests as far as the eye can see.
Where i live it's in the middle of a temperate rain forest, so it doesn't get to hot or too cold. Highest it gets is like 85 or so during the summer, and the coldest we ever get is 5 or 10 degrees. It rains about 160 inches a year. So days like today are always appreciated.
We understand you're human. There are just a LOT of people who don't bother to post things in the appropriate place. I think it's because the Kaiser is such a popular device, and at the same time a very disappointing device which brings a lot of people who wouldn't otherwise be here. So this forum, particularly the ROM development gets a dozen new threads a day that shouldn't be in here. So it's pretty constant battle for us. We are in no way trying to be rude, just reminding you.
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I second that bud....
??????
Are you guy's like the XDA POLICE.........." THIS NEEDS TO MOVE "......." YOUR IN THE WRONG PLACE ".......I'M TELLING!!!
Disappointed
MIKE
mike19722 said:
Are you guy's like the XDA POLICE.........." THIS NEEDS TO MOVE "......." YOUR IN THE WRONG PLACE ".......I'M TELLING!!!
Disappointed
MIKE
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LOL.... dude for real chill out!.... its not with you bro.... were just trying to keep the threads clean thats all...... nothing to get worked over about..... if we wanted to get nasty, nobody would have help you (which we did).... so dont take it personally........
Thanks dude
I'm not mad ....It'just seems like everyone is so uptight....these days here at xda......
Peace
Mike
mike19722 said:
I'm not mad ....It'just seems like everyone is so uptight....these days here at xda......
Peace
Mike
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LOL.... i know what your saying and your right..... its not you its that there is a lot of idiots out there.....
Cool dude
I was just in miami last week.....Beautiful there.....
mike19722 said:
I was just in miami last week.....Beautiful there.....
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YES sir it is!!!

AT&T Tilt Unlock walk through

So it took me many hours to figure this out, and I am sure there are some people staying up late at night trying to unlock there AT&T tilt's. You may succeed in unlocking your tilt, but what happened to your camera? Or what happened to your calls? Its all messed up right?
Thats what XDA developers would like to call, the "Radio". Your radio is not liking your phone so it acts up.
Long story short, start here:http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=375583 with the Kaiser unlock. Follow all of that mumbo jumbo than when your done, go here http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=421007. This second link is the original radio for your tilt that will pretty much restore the phone to its normal radio, yet keep your phone unlocked and kick BUTT!!!!!
Enjoy and if there is there is anybody you should donate to it would be either of those links
NOTE!!!!!! The second link can be performed ONLY on the AT&T tilt. Not the TYTN II, or any other type, just the Tilt.
Cheers M8's
Mods, can this amazing piece of insight and corresponding poll be stickied?
Ashame he doesn't have a donation tag.
how utterly amazing.........even though this is a well known fact >.>
hes just trying to help... and point some noobies to right direction..
but although it was a good gesture sage....... denco and kaiser are right..
everything you just stated could be found on the already sticked posts in this forum..
good intentions though bro!
Yup
souskei said:
hes just trying to help... and point some noobies to right direction..
but although it was a good gesture sage....... denco and kaiser are right..
everything you just stated could be found on the already sticked posts in this forum..
good intentions though bro!
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Truth be told, I am a noobie just getting the hang of it all
the purpose of this thread was to save some people some time. I spent many hours on my phone, and once i found the solution, I decided to spread the word. If I did something wrong or could have posted this in a better fashion, than please, somebody let me know. Besides that.
Cheers!!
x7sage7x said:
Truth be told, I am a noobie just getting the hang of it all
the purpose of this thread was to save some people some time. I spent many hours on my phone, and once i found the solution, I decided to spread the word. If I did something wrong or could have posted this in a better fashion, than please, somebody let me know. Besides that.
Cheers!!
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no you did nothing wrong, and i to like your poll, but the mods might feel this thread is redundant because there are already thread/threads describing how to unlock a kaiser. i'm just glad your first thread was about this and not "which rom is best", i hate those
msd24200 said:
no you did nothing wrong, and i to like your poll, but the mods might feel this thread is redundant because there are already thread/threads describing how to unlock a kaiser. i'm just glad your first thread was about this and not "which rom is best", i hate those
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Or named "HELP" i hate those always think something drastic has happend like there house is on fire or even worse the end of the world
stylez said:
Or named "HELP" i hate those always think something drastic has happend like there house is on fire or even worse the end of the world
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so true it is, spreading the word my little girl will be born tomorrow morning
msd24200 said:
so true it is, spreading the word my little girl will be born tomorrow morning
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Good for you , Congrats, I have four boys myself. As long as you won't be sleeping at night for the next two years or so, you can be up all night helping noobs discover how to unlock their phones
denco7 said:
Good for you , Congrats, I have four boys myself. As long as you won't be sleeping at night for the next two years or so, you can be up all night helping noobs discover how to unlock their phones
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lmao, when she gets her tom, that will be 3 kids for me 2 boys and a girl so spoon feeding i am use to.
msd24200 said:
so true it is, spreading the word my little girl will be born tomorrow morning
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Congrats and good luck , i only have 2 boy & girl, any more and i'll have to buy that shed
denco7 said:
Mods, can this amazing piece of insight and corresponding poll be stickied?
Ashame he doesn't have a donation tag.
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I'm a newb. How do stickies and what not work?
x7sage7x said:
I'm a newb. How do stickies and what not work?
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He was being sarcastic and making a joke at your expense. Dont worry about it.

SamsungJohn

He just posted today in development forum to announce that KB1 source is out. This, after we've known about it for a week, and already have custom kernels built off the source. Makes me want to add a second punchline to a joke I read:
There was a pilot flying a small single engine charter plane, with a couple of very important executives on board. He was coming into Seattle airport through thick fog with less than 10m visibility when his instruments went out. So he began circling around looking for landmark. After an hour or so, he starts running pretty low on fuel and the passengers are getting very nervous. Finally, a small opening in the fog appears and he sees a tall building with one guy working alone on the fifth floor. The pilot banks the plane around, rolls down the window and shouts to the guy "Hey, where am I? To this, the solitary office worker replies "You're in a plane." The pilot rolls up the window, executes a 275 degree turn and proceeds to execute a perfect blind landing on the runway of the airport 5 miles away. Just as the plane stops, so does the engine as the fuel has run out.
The passengers are amazed and one asks how he did it. "Simple" replies the pilot, "I asked the guy in that building a simple question. The answer he gave me was 100 percent correct, but absolutely useless, therefore that must be Microsoft's support office and from there the airport is just a while away."
As they are getting off the airplane, they see a lone figure running down the runway screaming, "I know where you are. You are in Seattle." Everyone asks the pilot, "Who is this guy?" The pilot says, "Samsung tech support."
Samsung is soooo out to lunch.
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Samsung is soooo out to lunch.
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Amen!
Hey SamsungJohn, how about 2.2.1 that we should have got instead of the 2.2 crap?
/flameon
out of curiosity, did he ever reply to ANY question he was asked? or even the ones from the "ask samsung" page?
ballz0iron said:
out of curiosity, did he ever reply to ANY question he was asked? or even the ones from the "ask samsung" page?
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I think not, because all of them were "bad" questions.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I897 using XDA App
Hey guys, I just wanted to point out that it is now 2011. So, go ahead and update your kitchen calendars to reflect the new year. Thanks dudes!
SamsungModestMandroid
ballz0iron said:
out of curiosity, did he ever reply to ANY question he was asked? or even the ones from the "ask samsung" page?
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thanks for your question, but it is a bad question. therefore i cannot answer it!
Wonders when SamsungJohn will start asking for donations for Japan relief.....maybe September?
cappysw10 said:
Wonders when SamsungJohn will start asking for donations for Japan relief.....maybe September?
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Are you kidding? He sent the transformers there to clean up!
Go away John.
Sent from my Craptivate
ballz0iron said:
out of curiosity, did he ever reply to ANY question he was asked? or even the ones from the "ask samsung" page?
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He's actually responded to a few Twitter comments of mine in the past....
nbarsotti said:
Samsung is soooo out to lunch.
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+1... Staying on stock simply doesnt make any sense anymore.
Sent from my GT-I9000 using XDA App
Iasked in a diff thread, no response, so....did anyone goto sxsw and see him? Lol
ConeyKiller said:
Iasked in a diff thread, no response, so....did anyone goto sxsw and see him? Lol
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I would have loved to but that might not have been a good thing. I know I said I would keep you up to date and you guys know as much as I do right now. I will see what I can find out today.
On a personal note. This is not the stance of XDA or other mods, just me. I would not worry about SJ. He seems to be as much help as a blind nature guide, but i will find out something and let you guys know what is going on. (no promises though lol)
Blind nature guides lead you on fun adventures! Sure you'll stumble around a little bit, but with lots of hope you might eventually get to where you want to go!
honestly what is there to find out?
dont even humor us with asking about gingerbread or lol... honeycomb.
just dont bother with him...
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He's actually responded to a few Twitter comments of mine in the past....
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I think his answers where "soon" or "I'll let you know"
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Go away John.
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+1
All he does is piss everyone off and get the Samsung-hate going again.
SamsungJohn is a joke. Just continuing to prove the fact that you guys are the worst in customer care...do us all a favor and cancel your XDA account because you aren't doing anyone justice...you big dummy
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T-Mo testing 2.3 in the field?

OK, since I'm new to XDA I can't post a link (kinda understandable, but actually quite lame). Check on TmoNews.com
"Update: We believe this is a market specific opportunity for employees in an as of yet undetermined region. We have been unable to confirm this as a nationwide opportunity for frontline employees. Please don’t post your number or IMEI in the comments, or I’ll prank call you myself. Seriously.
While the mystery of the T-Mobile G2x inventory continues, the much anticipated Gingerbread update is about to get some love through employee testing. According to this internal email T-Mobile frontline employees who are currently using a G2x smartphone might qualify to test Gingerbread and it’s maintenance release on their own personal device. While there have been some rumors about a G2x Gingerbread update coming out this week or the next, with no current date set for this trial it seems likely we are still looking at some time before the update rolls out to the public. Of course we’ll update as we know more!"
Funny thing is I called Tmo about a data issue (seems it was network, not phone related in retrospect). Thing is while we were talking and I was mentioning various G2x issues, she said, "Looks like there is a gingerbread update we might be able to get you." Then a minute later said, "Actually we have no information to give you at this time."
Come on, someone get this uploaded to the masses!
yea that was posted yesterday lol but nice find tho!
hmm wonder who posted that .
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hmm wonder who posted that .
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A guy named dligon? who beat me and posted first?
Sent from my G2x
moshe22 said:
A guy named dligon? who beat me and posted first?
Sent from my G2x
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yeah i have the i guess luxury of surfing the web and staying on xda and twitter at work all day.
slow pony is...dead
http://www.tmonews.com/2011/06/lg-hopes-to-release-g2x-gingerbread-information-in-a-few-days/
in the field
so if they test this in a field , thats open will it still work if tested in a city
eagle1967 said:
so if they test this in a field , thats open will it still work if tested in a city
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duh stupid. Do a search first. Field>City
If they do a test in the field, it will cover in the city.
player911 said:
duh stupid. Do a search first. Field>City
If they do a test in the field, it will cover in the city.
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Since Post #1, this thread has gone downhill....fast.
alodar1 said:
Since Post #1, this thread has gone downhill....fast.
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Just like 95% of the threads in "general" section
yeah but
besthijacker said:
Just like 95% of the threads in "general" section
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if they test in a field with crop circles wouldnt that block the reception less.
comeo on guys we have to do something while we wait for this big news only a short few days away.
or maybe you dont want to see the second largest ball of string on the face of the earth.
eagle1967 said:
if they test in a field with crop circles wouldnt that block the reception less.
comeo on guys we have to do something while we wait for this big news only a short few days away.
or maybe you dont want to see the second largest ball of string on the face of the earth.
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Didn't you just get banned from some other forum???
not according to them
alodar1 said:
Didn't you just get banned from some other forum???
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i was gonna reply but after looking at your post history i see no need.
id rather have someone post something that might make a few chuckle than even read your constant put downs.
im glad you have become the unofficial tell people they are stupid moderator. congrats.
eagle1967 said:
im glad you have become the unofficial tell people they are stupid moderator. congrats.
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Speech... speech!
Sent from my butt using XDA Premium App
I second that speeeeeeeeech!!!!! Hahaha
Sent from my LG-P999 using XDA App

[Q] Any girl out there?

Just asking.
This is just sad...
dude you seriously need to hit a bar, or some dance floor if you really want talk to a real life girl
otherwise, there are tons of virtual girls for your enjoyment
LOL
I'm a recovering plenty of fish serial dater...lol. Never used that site for dating, if you know what I mean, and I just don't have the time to go out each night of the week looking.
I bet this thread last two..maybe three more hours tops lol.
ETA: And I see a mod posted above me, maybe it will last longer than that.
All these porn sites out there and you choose XDA to ask for girls?Well,I've heard of many perversions,but this one's new.Oh well...
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All these porn sites out there and you choose XDA to ask for girls?Well,I've heard of many perversions,but this one's new.Oh well...
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LMAO i guess that's going to be a new category on those sites "Gadget Girls" with build in toys
pre-installed Apps for the different accessories to make the phone more fun
Gives new meaning to the word "rooted".
Please use the Q&A Forum for questions Thanks
Moving to Q&A
AllGamer said:
LMAO i guess that's going to be a new category on those sites "Gadget Girls" with build in toys
pre-installed Apps for the different accessories to make the phone more fun
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LOL!
10ch
Lmao guyz chill. Im not looking to pick up a girl from here. I just wanted to know whether girls explore their androids the way we do. Well I got my answer.
Funny replies though. Lol.
Ill hit thanks for sure
Ha I find this kinda sweet that the Mods have a good sense of humor. Instead of closing the thread down they just moved it over to Q&A! You guys rock!
Thanks!
This will give you some idea as to the male/female ratio (of off-topic visitors, at least)...
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=653888
8.35% Females on XDA.....
So SassiBob is the top 8 percent?
The only girls on the Internet are either on Facespace or Ebay. All the others are fat, sweaty, middle-aged men living in their mothers basement and pretending to be teenage girls on World of Warcraft.
Fact!
DirkGently said:
The only girls on the Internet are either on Facespace or Ebay. All the others are fat, sweaty, middle-aged men living in their mothers basement and pretending to be teenage girls on World of Warcraft.
Fact!
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Not true in the least lol
We have 2 female members on the team. They are few and far between yes but not all are as you say. Lol oh wait we even have a few female mods. Most don't admit to being girls as they don't want the normal male BS that men seem not to be able to control. So they don't admit to being girls.
Here I am. My name is Bob. But my friends call me Sassiboob.
later edit It works!
Dear nemuro,
p#### has requested that you become friends. You can approve or deny this request by visiting:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/profile.php?do=buddylist
All the best,
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