read this and try not to laugh!!! - General Topics

i read this and thought it was april the first
this
and yes this article was made today

Must be his first HTC phone.

i know ijust thoughti t was funy it being a winmo site

LOL, yes and tomorrow's exclusive, how to make a phone call!

billu said:
LOL, yes and tomorrow's exclusive, how to make a phone call!
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Yeah right! Everyone knows you can't make calls on them. There's no keypad! Duh!

And in next week's tips & tricks... how to magically create fire by rubbing together 2 sticks.

AndyJ91 said:
And in next week's tips & tricks... how to magically create fire by rubbing together 2 sticks.
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Be serious my dear.....
for at least...... those pictures are quite big and clear.....
and things are always starting from the a,b,c.......

LOL
Let´s remember that a lot of people like retro style

Sorry guys, i laughed a bit.
One interesting thing, i never thought those devices had windows mobile.
Cheers.

please never do this again (such a message) I pissed in my pants and my wife was very angry ;-)

Unfortunately link is down.....seems like I missed a ggood laugh.

mykole said:
Unfortunately link is down.....seems like I missed a ggood laugh.
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Yea, sometimes links go down...ESPECIALLY AFTER 3 YEARS!

lowandbehold said:
Yea, sometimes links go down...ESPECIALLY AFTER 3 YEARS!
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*Note to self when trying to build post count*
Got the idea tho!

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you know your xda addict when...... (funny)

You know your an xda addict when.....
1.You tell your spouse you will pm them instead of text .
2.When you flash the same rom twice just to feel the rush.
3.Your dinner converation consist of "honey you won't beleive what happened today at xda"
4.You name your first born after your favorite cook
5.You tattoo flames on your knuckles.
6.You have been written up at work for flashing your phone.
7.When your spouse walks into the room you quickly bring up porn to hide the xda site.
8.You become nervous when Your spouse catches you secretly hacking your phone in the guest room. "honey its not what you think!"
9.You get jealous when your friends touch you phone.
10.You rather check the weather on the phone then look out the window.
11.Your spouse says to you " for the last time put your stylus away I already told you I do not have a reset button!!!"
12.You start handing out bans at home.
13.You force your kids to read xda threads specificly the ones to long to read but expect them to take notes.
14.Your alone time isn't really alone time its xda and you time.
15.You make a thread that's says you know your an xda attic when..... Lol and miss spell addict twice lol
16.Your spouse complains you touch your phone more then you them.
I hope these put a smile on your face keep them comming funny only please.
I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.
TheBundo said:
I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.
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thank you simple typo I have fixed it some what. and yes I know what an attic is there was no need define it.
I must say this stuff is funny n i m an XDA addict.
Your spouse says to you " for the last time put your stylus away I already told you I do not have a reset button!!!"
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This one got me ROFL It raises multiferous thoughts in a perverted mind like mine
good one guevr001...
haha thanks for the love guys. feel free to add some of your own. my girl is always rolling her eyes when she see me on line. lol
The Reaper said:
This one got me ROFL It raises multiferous thoughts in a perverted mind like mine
good one guevr001...
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what is ROFL?
guevr001 said:
what is ROFL?
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Rolling On the Floor Laughing
there is also: ROFLMAO
guess that one out.
You know your an XDA addict....
.....when you post a link to your XDA profile via facebook
more to come.....
...........when you tattoo flames on your knuckles. To strike fear into noobs
adict
when you check some threads every three minutes to read new posts
TheBundo said:
I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.
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don't you mean addict?
When you have XDA-Developers.com as your home page and your wife goes on the computer and asks - Why are there people talking about Melons on a forum for your phone?
You of course try to explain, but she does not see the humour
ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am an addict. My kids and ol' man have said it, but, to see it in print (sobs)!
hotrod101 said:
When you have XDA-Developers.com as your home page and your wife goes on the computer and asks - Why are there people talking about Melons on a forum for your phone?
You of course try to explain, but she does not see the humour
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LOL!!
Yep that´s a good one, it happen me also!
guevr001 said:
You know your an xda addict when.....
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When you start sorting your work and family text messages into
General Discussion
Questions and Answers
Off Topic
Networking ............................................

AT&T Tilt Unlock walk through

So it took me many hours to figure this out, and I am sure there are some people staying up late at night trying to unlock there AT&T tilt's. You may succeed in unlocking your tilt, but what happened to your camera? Or what happened to your calls? Its all messed up right?
Thats what XDA developers would like to call, the "Radio". Your radio is not liking your phone so it acts up.
Long story short, start here:http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=375583 with the Kaiser unlock. Follow all of that mumbo jumbo than when your done, go here http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=421007. This second link is the original radio for your tilt that will pretty much restore the phone to its normal radio, yet keep your phone unlocked and kick BUTT!!!!!
Enjoy and if there is there is anybody you should donate to it would be either of those links
NOTE!!!!!! The second link can be performed ONLY on the AT&T tilt. Not the TYTN II, or any other type, just the Tilt.
Cheers M8's
Mods, can this amazing piece of insight and corresponding poll be stickied?
Ashame he doesn't have a donation tag.
how utterly amazing.........even though this is a well known fact >.>
hes just trying to help... and point some noobies to right direction..
but although it was a good gesture sage....... denco and kaiser are right..
everything you just stated could be found on the already sticked posts in this forum..
good intentions though bro!
Yup
souskei said:
hes just trying to help... and point some noobies to right direction..
but although it was a good gesture sage....... denco and kaiser are right..
everything you just stated could be found on the already sticked posts in this forum..
good intentions though bro!
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Truth be told, I am a noobie just getting the hang of it all
the purpose of this thread was to save some people some time. I spent many hours on my phone, and once i found the solution, I decided to spread the word. If I did something wrong or could have posted this in a better fashion, than please, somebody let me know. Besides that.
Cheers!!
x7sage7x said:
Truth be told, I am a noobie just getting the hang of it all
the purpose of this thread was to save some people some time. I spent many hours on my phone, and once i found the solution, I decided to spread the word. If I did something wrong or could have posted this in a better fashion, than please, somebody let me know. Besides that.
Cheers!!
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no you did nothing wrong, and i to like your poll, but the mods might feel this thread is redundant because there are already thread/threads describing how to unlock a kaiser. i'm just glad your first thread was about this and not "which rom is best", i hate those
msd24200 said:
no you did nothing wrong, and i to like your poll, but the mods might feel this thread is redundant because there are already thread/threads describing how to unlock a kaiser. i'm just glad your first thread was about this and not "which rom is best", i hate those
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Or named "HELP" i hate those always think something drastic has happend like there house is on fire or even worse the end of the world
stylez said:
Or named "HELP" i hate those always think something drastic has happend like there house is on fire or even worse the end of the world
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so true it is, spreading the word my little girl will be born tomorrow morning
msd24200 said:
so true it is, spreading the word my little girl will be born tomorrow morning
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Good for you , Congrats, I have four boys myself. As long as you won't be sleeping at night for the next two years or so, you can be up all night helping noobs discover how to unlock their phones
denco7 said:
Good for you , Congrats, I have four boys myself. As long as you won't be sleeping at night for the next two years or so, you can be up all night helping noobs discover how to unlock their phones
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lmao, when she gets her tom, that will be 3 kids for me 2 boys and a girl so spoon feeding i am use to.
msd24200 said:
so true it is, spreading the word my little girl will be born tomorrow morning
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Congrats and good luck , i only have 2 boy & girl, any more and i'll have to buy that shed
denco7 said:
Mods, can this amazing piece of insight and corresponding poll be stickied?
Ashame he doesn't have a donation tag.
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I'm a newb. How do stickies and what not work?
x7sage7x said:
I'm a newb. How do stickies and what not work?
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He was being sarcastic and making a joke at your expense. Dont worry about it.

Don't Feed the Troll

I'm sure most of us have seen the kid posting on here looking for attention.
Myself and others fed him until he was fat and full of posts.
We need to boycott any threads that seem suspicious.
Just don't reply and let the thread be pushed to the back by all the others.
Thank you, this is probably my last android related post :/ I'm moving on to an HD2.
Thanks to the real devs out there for all your hard work.
(I know this is unrelated to Development, but it needs to be known.
The more you post, the more the troll posts. Thanks guys)
btw, you're doing a good job guys. his thread seems to be dying.
13Yroldcoderbiatch said:
hey i can multitask yay
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You passed the iPhone test, congratulations
JAguirre1231 said:
You passed the iPhone test, congratulations
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hahahahahahaha
May I ask what sort of entertainment is achieved through your methods ?
13Yroldcoderbiatch said:
Hey i love iphones better than android
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You're right, they are way better and we should both sell our Android phones and get one. Then we can have a nice spot in Steve Jobs' pants. We'll finally be worthy.
13Yroldcoderbiatch said:
Hey i love iphones better than android
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*Puts head down onto my desk and chuckles.*
13Yroldcoderbiatch said:
Iphones are the best androids are for noobs
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Nokia 3310 > All
I'm not sure what the point of this thread is but consider it closed. To the above poster this is a warning to you. Trolling, off topic chat and harassing members will not be tolerated.
13Yroldcoderbiatch said:
Looks like they are biting again just like when I created the 14yo thread
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Yup they're just hungry aren't they?
13Yroldcoderbiatch said:
Stupid mod
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That`s Not very nice.
ugh, just ban the damn kid and lock this thread.
hiddengopher said:
ugh, just ban the damn kid and lock this thread.
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Enough is enough ... done.
Happens again, feel free to report it and we'll deal with it once more.
Cheers,

The "Wes Garner Get Well Soon" Fund Raiser

So I just read this and I know he's had the Donate link in his sig the whole time, but I really think a thread right now would be appropriate. I know I've been waiting for the next OpenEclair release, but I think it's time to show the devs some love again. I'm starting it off with $5; whose with me?
Twitter -Best ****ing luck ever... I have H1N1 - should have gotten that damn shot (only got the regular one a few months back)
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DONATE​
What's the date
I died last week in a car crash can you send me money for my funeral costs?
Donate?
Hi all I am timmy, a boy of but only 31yrs. My g1 is 2yrs old now and I'm afraid its contracted super d. I nedd a few monies to recover the nandroid. Help?
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Hi all I am timmy, a boy of but only 31yrs. My g1 is 2yrs old now and I'm afraid its contracted super d. I nedd a few monies to recover the nandroid. Help?
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........+1
haha wow ....................................................
cant wait to see how low this thread lasts before a mod moves it
Whats the point of donating to a guy whos gunna die.
nevermind!!
Frito37 said:
Whats the point of donating to a guy whos gunna die.
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He has H1N1...not freakin' AIDS!!! lol
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haha wow ....................................................
cant wait to see how low this thread lasts before a mod moves it
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yeah man come on this thread shouldnt be here, I appreciate the satire of it but still ,this should in the proper place
i'd be willing to donate once the fund goes through a month or two of closed beta testing.
wow alot of ungrateful disrespectful people on xda, the guy has a serious flu and you guys are cracking jokes. i had H1N1 back last fall, one of the worse things ive ever gone through. get better wes lots of rest and water.
yea i had the h1n1
got everyone at work infected with it too HA
thats why i dont call in sick !
get well wes
its a *****
esp if you like to smoke lol
wes,
try adb to patch it with "1010", maybe it'll turn into "mt3g"
no really, best wishes for a speedy recovery...
I'm sure even Wes would prefer this thread not be here..... at least it's better than the "Get King a new phone" thread someone started
haha yea thanks for the thought, but if anyone donates because I'm sick... well that's just crazy haha
I'm feelling ok - seem to be only having the stomach probs (none of the sinus yet)
My boss was like well what the heck you're getting a full two week vacation now and is now calling me 'H1N1' as a nickname hah
But, yea... no one donate lol that's just strange
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haha yea thanks for the thought, but if anyone donates because I'm sick... well that's just crazy haha
I'm feelling ok - seem to be only having the stomach probs (none of the sinus yet)
My boss was like well what the heck you're getting a full two week vacation now and is now calling me 'H1N1' as a nickname hah
But, yea... no one donate lol that's just strange
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How dare you not push out openeclair updates when you have swine flu
Frito37 said:
Whats the point of donating to a guy whos gunna die.
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We're all mere mortals - perhaps your comment was deeper than intended...
wesgarner said:
haha yea thanks for the thought, but if anyone donates because I'm sick... well that's just crazy haha
I'm feelling ok - seem to be only having the stomach probs (none of the sinus yet)
My boss was like well what the heck you're getting a full two week vacation now and is now calling me 'H1N1' as a nickname hah
But, yea... no one donate lol that's just strange
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Glad to see that you're not dead. Anyone even know someone personally that has? Really.
I'll alert the mods to move this to General where it belongs.
wesgarner said:
haha yea thanks for the thought, but if anyone donates because I'm sick... well that's just crazy haha
I'm feelling ok - seem to be only having the stomach probs (none of the sinus yet)
My boss was like well what the heck you're getting a full two week vacation now and is now calling me 'H1N1' as a nickname hah
But, yea... no one donate lol that's just strange
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wow...2 weeks. ahaha Wish you could enjoy them more though, without being sick.

Translucent version

Hello all.
Does anyone know when the translucent version will be released?
thank you.
Early 2018. You're welcome.
lebigmac said:
Early 2018. You're welcome.
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source please
stereotada said:
source please
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source: internet
lebigmac said:
source: internet
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Welp guess you pulled it out of your ass since HTC says ships in dec. Cheers.
Coverage/reviews say early 2018. I haven't seen anything stating otherwise.
Sammae7 said:
Coverage/reviews say early 2018. I haven't seen anything stating otherwise.
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Yeah, in Taiwan, the translucent version must be available from December ..
Yet sent from my amazing silver U11
stereotada said:
Welp guess you pulled it out of your ass since HTC says ships in dec. Cheers.
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Watch your language kid.
lebigmac said:
Watch your language kid.
I try to help and this is what i get in return.
Some people really need to learn some manners.
Go back to kindergarden!
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Lol ok grandpa. If you act like an ass, don't be so surprised when people treat you like one.
stereotada said:
Lol ok grandpa. If you act like an ass, don't be so surprised when people treat you like one.
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Again. Watch your language. This website is not rated R.
You should've done your research in the first place.
I made it easy for you and gave you the answer that you could've found with a simple Internet search.
Now stop trolling, insulting and provoking will ya!
lebigmac said:
Again. Watch your language. This website is not rated R.
You should've done your research in the first place before creating this useless thread that's only cluttering up the forum.
I made it easy for you and gave you the answer that you could've found with a simple Internet search.
I bet your momma still spoon feeds you huh.
This thread should be closed after post #2 and then preferably moved to the recycle bin where it belongs.
There really is no need to comment any further. Everything has been said.
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Wow. Not only are you an ass, but an uneducated one as well. Not a surprise that you can't read and didn't notice that I'm not the one that started the thread. Keep digging your hole you condescending prick.
You're being reported for trolling
lebigmac said:
OK that's it I'm reporting you for insulting me for absolutely no reason not once bit At least 3 times. Wow.
Get a life kid and learn how to do a simple web search
BTW I edited my post you douche. And no that's not a bad word.
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Lol I thought there was nothing left to be said. Maybe don't tell other people what to do if you can't follow your own advice. Go ahead, not like I care. I just like messing with people whose heads are so far up their ass they don't recognize when they are being a jerk.:good: keep up the good work friend.
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