So you're 15 now. Congrats! Your other testicle finally dropped so this is a day for celebration! I remember long ago when you started your Justin Bieber hair style. It looked so much better in the beginning. Now it just looks like you're trying to get a date with Elton John.
Maybe you could update a ROM or two when you have some spare time and you're not staring at your dog's ass wondering why it looks the way it does. But seriously, it's a great day for you today bud, you get to go get your nails painted and your hair all done up purty. Strap on a new pair of skinny jeans with a pink and yellow plaid shirt and you're ready to his the clubs, pumpkin.
If you were 21, I'd buy you a beer. Hopefully over the next 6 years you lose the taste for those Bacardi wine coolers and you start liking man drinks. I do have a gift for you though, just tell me if it goes too far, I don't want to bruise a lung or anything. Maybe today is the day you stop reading the Hardy Boy mystery books and move up to the choose your own ending books. Either way, you're reading and keeping your brain fresh. So long as you don't clutter it up with any more donkey porn, things will be OK.
I'd cook you up a plate full of bacon, but your mom texted me and said that it gives you an upset tummy. I guess it's another bowl of Fruity Pebbles on the menu. She did say she bought you a new package of bikini underwear; the ones you asked for. Leopard and zebra prints. You're gonna be one sexy fruitpie tonight. We might not be able to keep the guys off you for long, so bring some extra rubbers.
I gotta ask... Why did you pick MOD as part of your nick name? Does it stand for Method Of Dicking? I mean we all know you're into dudes and all, but isn't that taking it a little too far? Francis told us what you like and don't like, but there's no way I'm going to nibble your ear and squeeze your balls while a monkey tickles your ass with a feather, so get over it. You're a cool guy and all, but that's just sick and freaky.
We did go in on a little gift for you though. It's this thread. We wanted to start your day with a bang (sorry Francis, not that kind of bang). So as your friends come in and wish you some birthday cheer, remember, we have the video still and we're not afraid to post it. I'm sure PITA would be all over your ass for what you did to that poor little puppy. Jesus man, I've never seen anyone use that much Vaseline in 15 minutes before.
So while you're browsing your morning fill or donkey porn, remember your friends are wishing you a Happy Birthday. Happy Birthday queef! No hugs this year.. not after you grabbed my ass and tried to kiss me last time.
PS:
Quit sending me those pics of you fapping your dog. It's wrong man... just wrong..
Don't talk **** about the Hardy boys
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Oh... my... god...
Hilarious!
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Wtf...happy birthday bro
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MOD1551, are you here yet?
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Hahaha that was priceless. Happy birthday M0D!!!!
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Dude, you have the best birth date ever
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Happy B-day M0D!
He knew this was coming. Happy Birthday B.
Happy birthday M0D. If I could I would gift wrap a free internets for you.
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Happy birthday MOD! Gotta love a little Irish in ya eh?
Love Clint :thumbup:
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shaggyskunk said:
MOD1551, are you here yet?
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Now i am!!! Damn UNC you nailed it, Asswagon! Lets hope no one gets the wrong idea though, but hey, thanks for the gift
EDIT: Just checked my spam folder, too late haha
TIDE: Jkay! I don't take anything personal don't worry, love your slam poems or love songs whatever you call them
Happy birthday kid
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dakpluto said:
Dude, you have the best birth date ever
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YUS! May 29, 1997 @ 4:20 AM
*Cough JFK Cough Cough Bob Marley*
M0D1441 said:
YUS! May 29, 1997 @ 4:20 AM
*Cough JFK Cough Cough Bob Marley*
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So you're saying that you're a Pesidential, Womanising Pot Head with a cough....
Have a great day! ^_^
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Mod are you still having the interwebs withheld? We should pitch in for a $100 clear spot and get the first month of service for you ($35) its month to month and no contract
happy bday btw
CM9 Skyrocket
Its all good I'm using my ↓ and T-Mo's $30 Unlimited Data+SMS plan as a hotspot for now plus there's no clear service around here anyways..
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OMG. That was the funniest thing I've read in a long while. Happy birthday, dude.
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If you live in NYC and are willing to meet me around brauch college I will give you a free brand new tpu case. No strings or catches. Just giving back:
first one to reply gets it DO NOT SEND PMS, REPLY TO THIS THREAD
It's this case in black: http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=120712968124
First one that replies to this thread and is willing to meet me to pick it up (not going through the trouble of mailing it to someone) gets it
hey I live in NYC wouldnt mind getting a new case sounds cool paying it foward is always good
Schizoeffective said:
hey I live in NYC wouldnt mind getting a new case sounds cool paying it foward is always good
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Ok man. You got it I'm in the city from Monday-thursday from about 5pm until about 9. I'm in class at baruch so I can run down to give it to you
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Lucky -.-
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Sounds cool I'll let you know sometime next week I could pop on by
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i just had to come back to this thread and tell you what happened lol. I saw this thread about 5 days ago i think.. Im in nyc and i just got the g2x so i was interested in the case but i work during the day so i would not be able to pick it up. My phone ended up being cracked by a friend the following day so i realllly regretted not posting here earlier :/. Thanks for the offer though bro. and congrats to the person that got it lol.
lock it up mods, im done here.
You must not have had any labor day weekend plans, you've been trollin all over this place, I'm not hating, I'm just saying
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guod2002 said:
You must not have had any labor day weekend plans, you've been trollin all over this place, I'm not hating, I'm just saying
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how exactly am i trolling? and no im stuck home with a broken wrist, off on compensation till october and two kids with a working spouse. btw the word "troll" is misused here and misunderstood.
i thought this place could use a pick me up.
fixxxer2008 said:
I think this forum needs one of these. i hope the mods pin it.
talk about whatever the hell you want but keep it semi clean.
ill start, this place is dead latley and im sad school starts tomorrow, summer just flew by.
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If anyone needs a BS thread its you fixxxer you are full of it.
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you broke your wrist. Hahahaha I wonder how x)
That's a knee slapper lmfao!
I am sad that I have to go back to work after a long weekend. Fortunately I work two full days, then a half day Thursday. Friday is a full day and I work Saturday, but that is a half day as well.
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tuesday is the new monday, yup its BS
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how exactly am i trolling? and no im stuck home with a broken wrist, off on compensation till october and two kids with a working spouse. btw the word "troll" is misused here and misunderstood.
i thought this place could use a pick me up.
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If you're bored, i'm sure we can suggest more useful things for you to do besides posting here
geez im done trying to help this section. some of you guys are just dicks!
Then log out and switch hands, Forrest.
Aside from the feds killing megaupload, noobs being noobs, and certain people talking about leaving the forums... Anybody got something good going on in their lives? Dont take this the wrong way and flame me as im sure some of you will, I would just like to hear some good news for once! It doesnt matter what its about or wether or not it is relevant. If youve got good news and you want to tell it to somebody, post it. PLEASE!
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Good news of the day:
The feds have backed off trying to kill off all our favorite websites, at least for now!
I know, that is relevant, but I got mostly bad news in my life at the moment. So that's the best I can do.
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Besides work and commenting on a few threads, I haven't done anything today.
I thought that was good news
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I bought an SGS4G for the gf today and I finally got time to work out after work and school.
I call this day a SUCCESS
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The sun is rising and the birds are singing, so i believe.
Sent from me
It's always nice to be on the right side of the ground
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It's Friday and I'm leaving the office early today....that is great news.
I i'm vertical today. guess that's a good thing.
sent from within pure darkness.
Had the last 5 days off work due to snow! Vacation and sick time just rolled over so I get paid for those days!
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I love this community, I was just telling alon2 this week how i prefer a small filled with challenges community over fed to the mouth overcrowded community, other phones have.
This is what drove me to query more and customize a ROM.
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It's always nice to be on the right side of the ground
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Classic man. I can't believe I've never heard that one before. AS for me I'm having my first cup of coffee and that's always a good thing.
Sorry for not owning an SGS4G, Tapatalk got me here, and I like th concept of this thread.
So, apart from that, we could leave school early, and classmates are really excited about the app I'm working on .
Good enough to share in my opinion...
Have a nice day!
How you doin'? Greetings from my GT-I9000!
Get to leave school early for a soccer tournament...awww yeeeeaaahhh!!!
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Got accepted for a Weather Radar Network undergraduate research and changed a library class for another technology related and it made my schedule much organized and beautiful.
My gf visited me at my lodge these days and now Im going to take a nap.
It could be perfect day if I end up eating sushi and flashing a new rom.
I got paid today. That makes me smile. Well, until I look at my bills anyway.
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It's Friday and I'm not working tomorrow. That means I can get drunk and stay up late tonight and sleep late tomorrow. That's Good for me. Yee haa!
Jerry D said:
It's Friday and I'm not working tomorrow. That means I can get drunk and stay up late tonight and sleep late tomorrow. That's Good for me. Yee haa!
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Depends on how you mean " thats good for me" haha
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I did a barrel roll.
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I did a barrel roll.
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Hmmm...
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I just put ICS 4.0.3 on my Nexus S 4G. My kids are asleep for the night and I'm enjoying some home-brewed Starbucks Coffee while I play on the phone and computer.
A ton of people are trying to get AT&T to unlock the bootloader on the HTC One X please help the community out and sign this petition... Thank you!!!! https://www.change.org/petitions/at-t-htc-let-us-unlock-the-htc-one-x-bootloader#share
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Why should "we" who own the SKYROCKET care about the One X? I will care for a nominal fee however.
Because noob you are the reason open source has trouble thriving we are a community
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It was sarcasm butthole, hence the nominal fee line. I don't believe in the gay emoticons so I don't put them. Maybe once your discharge is complete and the VA checks role in the sarcasm detector will come back <-------there it is again in case you missed it......yes it is an interservice jab at you being Army
EDIT: And i signed it
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It was sarcasm butthole, hence the nominal fee line. I don't believe in the gay emoticons so I don't put them. Maybe once your discharge is complete and the VA checks role in the sarcasm detector will come back <-------there it is again in case you missed it......yes it is an interservice jab at you being Army
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Dude army jokes doesn't affect nrm. He's already a joke. I mean he's in the reserves. Doesn't count haha
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Hahahahahahaha those reservists. We had guard weekend here this past weekend. I love babysitting those guys................
I put your active guys to shame in my mos made them all look retarted
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Guys let's calm down.
This thread is probably going to be deleted anyways.
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nrm5110 said:
I put your active guys to shame in my mos made them all look retarted
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I beg to differ judging from your grammer. Damn weekend warriors. Active army always has to look out for you. Lol
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armyveterangunner29 said:
I beg to differ judging from your grammer. Damn weekend warriors. Active army always has to look out for you. Lol
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Oh well, you can't spell either. It's GRAMMAR
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Oh well, you can't spell either. It's GRAMMAR
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It was the phone's auto correct. LOL. nrm I'm joking. You should know active will always make fun of the part timers. Lol
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It was the phone's auto correct. LOL. nrm I'm joking. You should know active will always make fun of the part timers. Lol
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Right, same as USMC making fun of nasty soldiers.
Muscles
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Intelligence
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Muscles
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Intelligence
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Hahaha, yes I am very familiar with that
My
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I signed the petition. Maybe we should start something like this to get the goddamned ICS source released for our device. Or maybe even just the f-ing OTA upgrade we were promised...
On a side note, thank you gentlemen for your service. My brother served with the 10th Mountain Division for several years back in the 90's as a medic. I met some hardcore, awesome mo-fo's in that division. Question, why the hell is the 10th Mountain Division based in a region with no mountains? I'm guessing it's the snow, but jeebus, there's nothing but swampland up in Fort Drum!
ARMY
Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet
AF Rejected Me Yesterday
skrambled said:
I signed the petition. Maybe we should start something like this to get the goddamned ICS source released for our device. Or maybe even just the f-ing OTA upgrade we were promised...
On a side note, thank you gentlemen for your service. My brother served with the 10th Mountain Division for several years back in the 90's as a medic. I met some hardcore, awesome mo-fo's in that division. Question, why the hell is the 10th Mountain Division based in a region with no mountains? I'm guessing it's the snow, but jeebus, there's nothing but swampland up in Fort Drum!
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Ft Drum was originally located in Colorado. Known as "Camp Drum". Mountain Warfare classes are still being taught up in Ft. Drum, NY.
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ARMY
Aren't Ready to be Marines Yet
AF Rejected Me Yesterday
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Lmao
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Speaking of nasty soldiers...... I was TDY to Ft Hood the other week and there was a **** ton of privates and specialists picking grass out of rock parking lots near the airfield being supervised by corporals. WTF is up with that? We normally have airman doing biatch work but it is if they mess up or someone important shows up. The junior guys did it EVERYDAY.
I friggen pissed, well "wicked pissed kid" that I'm unable to flash my phone tonight due to some f**ks misguided ideals of life! My wife was in the 3rd floor of the building where the first bomb went off. She's fine, but shaken. As I posted in the liquid thread, I can only hope that iphones where used as the detonators, as there would be 2 less of them in the world.
As always, the community here is fantastic, and I would like to extend my wishes and prayers out to any that are affected by this. I ask that anyone in the area that was there please post as many pics of the area as possible on Facebook and such to aid authorities in catching those responsible if you have any valuable pics. FU terrorists, and happy droiding to all....
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Its sad that d!cks have to resort to these kinds of outbursts...I hope they are caught soon and that they are made to pay for this......prayers from South Dakota....I'm glad your wife is OK
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Thanks man, wild stuff
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Yeah man, your wife making it through that was a blessing. I'm always in that area Copley/Boylston, I hope they find all of the undetonated devices. That being said I will be staying in the hood (Dorchester) for the next few weeks as a precaution lol
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Glad to hear that your wife is fine.
Thanks to all, this is turning out bad for others that I'm closely associated with. Just a bad week that luckily is not as bad for me as others. Looks like our pics/videos will be helping with this investigation as a whole, which makes posting something like this here all the worth while.... Just a terrible thing to have happen.
Keep sending in those pics and videos - and just like the Yankees dropped the rivalry against Boston, we should as well to be grateful of all the iPhone users that are helping authorities figure all this stuff out (i know, it's hard!)...
Well, at least we killed one of the little f******
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Well, at least we killed one of the little f******
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I am hoping we get the other one alive so we can hear their motives. But then again I hope he isn't alive by the time its all over. People amaze me
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I work just outside of Boston.......grew up right near Boston as well. This is crazy,scary stuff going on.
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Got that f'er!
Their dad in Russia says they were framed... Do framed people throw grenades and pipe bombs at cops? Do they kill a MIT police officer?
Glad it's over, hopefully he survives long enough to explain motives and then mysteriously dies a couple days later so tax payers don't have to pay for him in jail.
I would rather he gets let go in a mob of friends and family of the victims, that would give him what he deserves.
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Got that f'er!
Their dad in Russia says they were framed... Do framed people throw grenades and pipe bombs at cops? Do they kill a MIT police officer?
Glad it's over, hopefully he survives long enough to explain motives and then mysteriously dies a couple days later so tax payers don't have to pay for him in jail.
I would rather he gets let go in a mob of friends and family of the victims, that would give him what he deserves.
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Can't agree enough.....well said.
I'm not crying conspiracy or anything guys, but I think it would be unwise to take everything at face value. I can't help but feel that something funny is going on behind the scenes here
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I'm not crying conspiracy or anything guys, but I think it would be unwise to take everything at face value. I can't help but feel that something funny is going on behind the scenes here
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Can you elaborate on your feeling of something funny going on? I'm trying to find something that points in any direction except them shooting, stealing, killing, throwing bombs, and hiding from authorities and I can't seem to put my finger on it.