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I very nice and funny new app converted from the Iphone

The interactive Puff! iPhone app which lets you “blow” up cute Japanese girls’ skirts by blowing on the mic of your phone. The harder you blow, the higher the skirt goes and the girl’s squeal. Now the app has been ported to Windows Mobile. The app is in Chinese or Japanese ( I have no clue ) the menu is on the top of the screen and there are some predefined models that the app comes with. The harder you blow in the mic the high the skirt goes ..
Here is a video: http://www.viddler.com/explore/wmArcade/videos/25/
This is still the 0.1 version.
Link to Download http://rapidshare.com/files/388776096/etpChui.zip

very funny!

funny .... but you have to blow pretty hard !!!

nice
applicable looks great, but watch out during the blow in the microphone of your HTC the chance that you've fought in your phone because of your blows, i blow to much in to my phone for a split second it freeze it.
but still a nice app loll

One of those useless iPhone apps to add to the thousands they already have lol.

My list of complaints

I'm so disappointed in this phone. I thought it was going be so much more. Here is my list of complaints.
1) It should have came with a toothbrush attachment so I can stick it on vibrate and brush my teeth with it.
2) There's no laser pointer, dog whistle, breathalyzer or pico projector in it. Those LG engineers are stingy.
3) It should have had a knife attachment so I can put it on vibrate and cut chicken with it.
4) It should have came with an etching attachment so I could etch nasty comments on the back of my friends Iphones.
5) When I say, "wonderphone powers activate" and slam it down on the table and say, "take the form of a dildo" it should just do it.
6) It should have came with a case................of beer.
7) Since it was released in stores on 4/20 it should have came with a big fat joint so we could be high as ****e while playing Nova on hdmi out and fantasizing about that android chick.
8) It should have a wallpaper of it eating iphones.
9) Since it's the alpha phone from the alpha quadrant it should know how to "fake it till you make it" and it should trick us into believing it's running honeycomb.
10) When my girlfriend calls it should splash random excuses and lies on the screen in case she asks what was I doing and why didn't I answer the phone.
11) When my car alarm goes off it should go off too and flash, "someones stealing your car" on the screen.
12) It should have fart noise cancellation - the anti "fart app" app so if I fart nobody knows it's me.
13) It should give sass to keep things interesting depending on how much sassiness I choose from the settings menu - no sass, sassy, extra sassy and super sassy.
If I choose super sassy I should get an audio confirmation from Mike meyers.
Example ME: "Phone, google search g2x review." Phone: "Say please."
14) It should have a set of wings and propellers accessory so I can just slip them on and tell it to go fly to a gps coordinate and come back with footage or I could just say, "find Mary, go boy!"
15) It should respond to me like the computers in star trek and address me as sir or mister.
16) It should slide up and down on my johnson while vibrating and playing an animation of my favorite playboy bunny - slding up and down on my Johnson.
17) It should double as a coaster. I've tried but it just gets moisture in it and then won't come back on. I've went through 3 already.
18) I should be able to scan a sandwhich and have it tell me how much calories it has.
19) It won't scan for life signs I tried.
20) It should have echo location and warn me when I'm drunk and walking at night if a cop car is coming or I'm going to bump into something.
21) When I'm spending special time with my girlfriend it should use the accelerometer to measure my thrust strength and count and compare it to a national database of males to see how I'm doing and it should filter out lesbians with strapons that will try to bloat the figures on purpose to hurt our egos.
22) It should have came with a kickstand ............. for my bike. It's a decent bike with monkey lights and bike speakers and I'm tired of laying it on the ground.
23) The battery should be from Chino not China, Chino not China, Chino...!! I don't know how old these batteries are and lithiums lose capacity right after they are made whether they get used or not.
24) You're killing me with the task managers froyo! Just end and kill the task when I exit it and let me exit it holy crap!
Wait a second, I didn't type that right because I'm doing 7 things at once.
25) It should taste good when I lick it
26) It should be made out of liquidmetal so it's indestructible http://www.liquidmetal.com/index/default.asp
unless you leave it on top of a very hot oven.
27) When I toss it in the air with a flip to catch it again it should say, "Weeeeeeeee."
28) it should come with an attachment that lets me use it to play spin the bottle and a cheating app that lets me make it point to the girl that I want.
29) Where is the zipbuds?
http://www.amazon.com/Zipbuds-DGA-T...LVS/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1303504291&sr=8-3?
geez
30) When I root it I should see Kunta Kinte on the screen http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Roots_25th_Anniversary_Edition.jpg
31) None of the compass apps lead me to hookers and blow

aironeous said:
27) When I toss it in the air with a flip to catch it again it should say, "Weeeeeeeee."
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Yours is broken mine does this....

Actually if you know in which direction the hookers and blow can be found the compass can be quite helpful. You can even use the phone capabilities of the phone to order specific hookers or amounts of blow beforehand. (My favorite is Scarlett and an 8-ball, but I hear Sunny is good too but is always dipping into your blow)
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This was one of the funniest things I've read all day btw.

Haha I love this list!
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Diceman4 said:
Actually if you know in which direction the hookers and blow can be found the compass can be quite helpful. You can even use the phone capabilities of the phone to order specific hookers or amounts of blow beforehand. (My favorite is Scarlett and an 8-ball, but I hear Sunny is good too but is always dipping into your blow)
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This was one of the funniest things I've read all day btw.
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Thanks, Let's keep it up. I was lmao thinking up this stuff. Shows you how happy I am with the phone.
I have a night shift manufacturing job that's boring and I was thinking of these things at work smiling and laughing my ass off and I'm sure my coworkers we're walking by going "WTF is so funny, maybe Aaron's crazy."

you too
thought i was the only one who noticed all this was missing. guess it only comes with the tegra 3.

aironeous said:
I'm so disappointed in this phone. I thought it was going be so much more. Here is my list of complaints.
25) It should taste good when I lick it
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I've learned that BBQ sauce really helps with this. It sucks having to buy accessories for your new phone though, but I've found that the KC Masterpiece model is one of the best.

Omfg....I LOL'd
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I think it should've come with a form of "4G" that has 200ms+ pings, locked to Bing search, and attached to a $100+/month contract.
(Sarcasm, just to put things into perspective.)

Thought this was another "my screen is bleeding and the power button is on top that's why im whining" thread. funny list. Haha...
I actually laughed @ no. 5 and 12.

wondercoolguy said:
Yours is broken mine does this....
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funnnnnyyyy LMAO

aironeous said:
30) When I root it I should see Kunta Kinte on the screen
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Mine wasn't too hard root, but it took forever for it to flash the "My name is Toby" ROM for me!

32) It should zap mosquitos with High voltage that land on me, bug zapper fail.

It should make all my traffic lights green so I can floor it everywhere I go.
Awesome list man.

It should let everything I touch turn into Jessica Alba

33) It should have came with the ringtone, "Don't cha wish your cellphone was hot like me?"
34) Where's google Milky Way? geez I thought it was dual core
35) When I score with a hot chick it should project a hologram that gives me a high five
36) It should have came with 5g's
37) When I call it by it's pet name it should vibrate across the table to me
38) It should coach me on how to pick up women through my bluetooth headset
39) When I ahem *finish* it should say, "congratulations sir."
40) When a girl asks me if that's a phone in my pocket or am I just happy to see her it should not start the fake call app like it's been doing. There's no need to be an attention whore.
41) It should help me find meteors
42) When I buy apps for it, it should giggle, vibrate lovingly and give me compliments
43) It should climb up my chest and gently vibrate on my eyelids to wake me up
44) It should hack my ps3 and turn down the difficulty level on all the games to make me think I'm a better player than I really am.
45) When I get banned from this forum for potty mouth it should hack its way back on here and apologize for me.
46) There should be an option in the camera settings to see a picture - in a picture - in a picture - in a picture - in a picture so I can point my camera anywhere and see infinity.
47) When I bought it, it should have named a start in the sky after me as thanks.

[Experience] Best At Home Exercise App

Hello I have look around the android market and the internet but still haven't found an exercise app that main focus its at home exercises or no machine needed exercises.
I know that there’s great apps out there like JeFit but most of the exercises need gym equipment.
Im a teenager that trying to stay fit but don't have time to go to the gym.
So I'm asking people who have use Android Exercises Apps before and still use them.What do you believe is the best home exercise app. If you would be so kind to name so pros and cons about the app
THANK YOU
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I had the similar reasons to not go to the gym. Not enough money to pay Capoeira and the gym.
Anyway, what you're looking for is some nice BWE's.
As much as I'd like to recommend you some apps, there is NOT A SINGLE ONE that comes close to the book "Never Gymless". I'd rather purchase the book than rely on some app (paid or free) for a single reason:
Never Gymless is complete. It features every aspect with detailed explanations and when you read it you'll that the author (who is very well known amongst fans of BWE's) knows what he's talking about. Whatever he says is based on work of famous scientists and/or his own experience. (The list with the works he cited is two entire pages long).
Yeah a book might not fit in your pocket, but it's readable in direct sunlight and never runs out of battery. ;-)
If you want something "on the go", just take photos of certain pages.
It's not expensive and it's absolutely worth it. I imported it to Germany which wasn't cheap, but I'd never regret it.
That said, what the author understand under "fit" is something only a few people in the gym reach. They might have muscles, but no condition whatsoever. The idea behind the book is to fully replace a gym and according to the author it works.

For what I'm reading Its seens that the books has work for you very will so ill check it out
Thank You
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Prospects for smart watches

Do you think there is a market intelligence you watch in the future？Can you prospects for smart watches?

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abmin said:
Do you think there is a market intelligence you watch in the future？Can you prospects for smart watches?
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Hi, as a noob I apologise if I have posted this in the incorrect place, however, this is both a request for help and a reply to your question.
I have a medical issue causing me to leave the military. Without telling the whole story, in the space of 2 years after coming back from sea, I was wiped out twice on my first and second ZX-6 Ninja (idiot did right hand turn in front of me, second rammed me on my new one at a red light) then I was rammed from behind in my car by an idiot who decided to double the speed limit). Then I was rammed from behind at another red light by an idiot who hit the idiot behind me. Then I was ripped out of the passenger side of my wife's car after coming off the freeway, by another moron who then whacked me in the face twice with a piece of firewood, sending me unconscious. Total 13 surgeries, 2 broken hands, 1 broken arm, 2 broken shoulders, a broken neck, broken knee, broken nose and to top it off I have severe nerve pain in my dominant right hand, and due to meds I have collapsed multiple times and have dislocated my fingers diving off my balcony in my sleep. So to try and get some sort of safety device installed in my house that could detect if I fall DVA suggested a unit that relied on mercury switches, a transceiver, transponder and a physical connection to my home phone total $2000 and a waste of time as the thing goes off every five minutes when you lay down which I do due to constant headaches and migraines, so pretty useless. As a Military Communications Electronics Technician I could have built the thing myself using an arduino and some sensors. So having an iPhone 5 with every sensor under the sun I went searching the Apple App Store. Pointless nothing worked even with my jail broken phone that would run in the background and just activate when needed. So having had multiple android phones and I still have an Asus TF101 (rooted) so I did a search on Google Play and there are half a dozen apps that do exactly what I want (almost). So I grabbed a Samsung Galaxy Note 3, best I could find battery, sensor. Processor and Memory wise. It works a treat, except for 1. When its charging 2. In my backpack whilst I'm on the train (so no one nicks it from me) 3. When I'm driving 4. When I just don't feel like having a massive phone in my pocket and I want to put it down. Keeping in mind I have it in an Otterbox Defender ATM and I am considering getting a ZeroLemon case with 10000mAh battery. So I believe a secondary device wirelessly connected to my perfectly good phone (save for those examples above) which I can use to Stop Alarm Conditions (I am trialling an App called Fade and it is the best so far) when I have the phone away from me (in pocket, in car, backpack etc) now this App 1 Sends an SMS to my wife 2 sends an email to my Carer 3 Dials my wife, opens the circuit, she can hear what's going on if I am moaning or groaning or I'm making a cup of tea. My wife being a cop gets a pretty good response, the last time it was three cops and three ambos kicking me out into consciousness. Now with the selection of watches that are available now, I'm tossing up between the Sony SW2 and the Samsung Gear ( if someone can programme the thing to open a video feed from my wrist it would be awesome). Problem without having them I cannot try them out and figure out which is best.
Now I know there are pendants you can get (I doubt I'm going to have a heart attack and be awake to trigger it) . To me it just makes good sense to have a watch and a phone combination that can give me the security to know that if I collapse whilst looking after my daughter (she's not even 2) then my Carer or my wife can get to my home or have emergency services get here and secure my daughter. Then look after me if I'm still ticking. So that is my answer and question.

If this isn't a bad joke, Wow man ... My jaw is on the floor. What an unlucky streak you had. Well this might be the right time to acquire a new device in the form of a smart wrist device. This week at CES companies are announcing their new devices. LG already announced a wrist band type of a device which also doubles as a watch. The neat thing is with the special headphones it cones with it can monitor your hearth beats as well. http://www.engadget.com/2014/01/06/lg-lifeband-touch-heart-rate-monitor-earphones/ checkt it out. Also there will be more smartwatches announced this week. You can just pick one to your liking.
Samsung galaxy gear is nice with all the bells and the whistles but the problem is the battery life. SW2 has less but better battery life. But I believe there will be better devices hopefully very soon.
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DontCopIt said:
Hi, as a noob I apologise if I have posted this in the incorrect place, however, this is both a request for help and a reply to your question.
I have a medical issue causing me to leave the military. Without telling the whole story, in the space of 2 years after coming back from sea, I was wiped out twice on my first and second ZX-6 Ninja (idiot did right hand turn in front of me, second rammed me on my new one at a red light) then I was rammed from behind in my car by an idiot who decided to double the speed limit). Then I was rammed from behind at another red light by an idiot who hit the idiot behind me. Then I was ripped out of the passenger side of my wife's car after coming off the freeway, by another moron who then whacked me in the face twice with a piece of firewood, sending me unconscious. Total 13 surgeries, 2 broken hands, 1 broken arm, 2 broken shoulders, a broken neck, broken knee, broken nose and to top it off I have severe nerve pain in my dominant right hand, and due to meds I have collapsed multiple times and have dislocated my fingers diving off my balcony in my sleep. So to try and get some sort of safety device installed in my house that could detect if I fall DVA suggested a unit that relied on mercury switches, a transceiver, transponder and a physical connection to my home phone total $2000 and a waste of time as the thing goes off every five minutes when you lay down which I do due to constant headaches and migraines, so pretty useless. As a Military Communications Electronics Technician I could have built the thing myself using an arduino and some sensors. So having an iPhone 5 with every sensor under the sun I went searching the Apple App Store. Pointless nothing worked even with my jail broken phone that would run in the background and just activate when needed. So having had multiple android phones and I still have an Asus TF101 (rooted) so I did a search on Google Play and there are half a dozen apps that do exactly what I want (almost). So I grabbed a Samsung Galaxy Note 3, best I could find battery, sensor. Processor and Memory wise. It works a treat, except for 1. When its charging 2. In my backpack whilst I'm on the train (so no one nicks it from me) 3. When I'm driving 4. When I just don't feel like having a massive phone in my pocket and I want to put it down. Keeping in mind I have it in an Otterbox Defender ATM and I am considering getting a ZeroLemon case with 10000mAh battery. So I believe a secondary device wirelessly connected to my perfectly good phone (save for those examples above) which I can use to Stop Alarm Conditions (I am trialling an App called Fade and it is the best so far) when I have the phone away from me (in pocket, in car, backpack etc) now this App 1 Sends an SMS to my wife 2 sends an email to my Carer 3 Dials my wife, opens the circuit, she can hear what's going on if I am moaning or groaning or I'm making a cup of tea. My wife being a cop gets a pretty good response, the last time it was three cops and three ambos kicking me out into consciousness. Now with the selection of watches that are available now, I'm tossing up between the Sony SW2 and the Samsung Gear ( if someone can programme the thing to open a video feed from my wrist it would be awesome). Problem without having them I cannot try them out and figure out which is best.
Now I know there are pendants you can get (I doubt I'm going to have a heart attack and be awake to trigger it) . To me it just makes good sense to have a watch and a phone combination that can give me the security to know that if I collapse whilst looking after my daughter (she's not even 2) then my Carer or my wife can get to my home or have emergency services get here and secure my daughter. Then look after me if I'm still ticking. So that is my answer and question.
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Wow, i thought it was a joke first but then...wow i dont know what to say, hope you get better....

Thanx
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Cheers mate appreciate it. Your jaw is on the floor. I think mine is about the only thing I haven't broken. Having said that, I reckon I could write a book based on the last 5 almost 6 years. Trust me, I do not leave the house nowadays without good reason. I have also considered making a video on you tube so I don't have to continue to repeat the entire fiasco to every surgeon and specialist i hive to go to, not to mention lawyers.
Anyways, the Galaxy Gear, would suit my needs I think, that is if I can get "Fade" onto the watch itself. After doing a thorough analysis of everything out there at the moment, the Gear is the only watch I could find with its own accelerometer and gyroscope. Having said that, if that doesn't work it may be a pain to have to learn to code an app for the Gear to do it, firstly not sure if there is an SDK for it, secondly I wouldn't have the faintest idea how to replicate the algorithm that the designer of "Fade" has used.
Oh I also discovered , that the Gear actually does have a vibrate mode. Not one video I have seen or webpage I have been to has mentioned.it save one Youtube video I saw last night. Cannot point you to it because this form is telling me I have had to post 10 posts before it will let me quote URLs.
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Pyromancer said:
Wow, i thought it was a joke first but then...wow i dont know what to say, hope you get better....
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Thank you. Found out yesterday I am probably having another neck surgery. Find out if I will have another surgery on my shoulder, in a couple of weeks.
And you are right, it does sound like a joke. In the first accident my wife who was pillion landed flat on her face with my Ninja on top of her. I was trying to figure out why I couldn't get the bike off of her to check her vitals. Turned out my right hand was practical sitting where my elbow was. I didn't notice til someone pointed it out. My wife ended up with a strained ankle. I ended up broken everywhere.
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Golf GPS thoughts?

I picked up the Sony SW2 as an impulse purchase when Best Buy had it on sale. I have a few days to return it and just started to look into it's benefits.
One main thing is I had hoped it would have a golf GPS app, similar to the Pebble's tie to FreeCaddie. I have found one app that seems limited, called GolfDistance. It's not exactly golf season here in the northeast so i can't test the app. Does anyone have info on this or thoughts on an app being developed in the future?
I considered buying a dedicated Golf GPS watch, but thought the Sony SW2 might eventually provide a similar experience.
Any thoughts would be appreciated.
TIA

Wow, I have the exact same questions! I thought about getting the Garmin S3 as well, but why not get a smart watch that can do other things for the same price. I'm leaning more toward the Pebble2 however. I would return the Sony and wait a few months to see how the app situation developes. You can't golf now anyway and the SW2 might drop in price if you want to rebuy it later.

Thanks for the reply. I ended up keeping the SW2. Kind of ran out of time to return as i had surgery on my foot just before the return window shut. Maybe I'll get lucky and someone will release a GolfGPS app as summer approaches. If not, at least I'm still enjoying the watch.

freecaddie!
Update....
Available now in the Play Store, Not fully tested, but picked up a local course from home.
Freecaddie SW2 Ext
And Freecaddie
Not allowed to link, sorry.
This should be great for courses you're familiar with. Yardage to front, middle, and back of each green. AFAIK, only distance to green, not other hazards.
Sorry if I should have edited my last thread comment instead.....