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Phone Haiku, or How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Use the Search

I considered putting this in off topic, but as off topic is "anything not related to the phones", it doesn't apply here.
Hence, I proudly proffer to you huddled masses, the oft requested, Haiku Thread.
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First, because I like it so much, a submission from AlanJC:
newbies wanting roms
everything is new and great
emporer's new clothes
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Next up, a remixed version of Saman2184's work:
Universal, please help me I
Can not download mw6 from rapid sher
Site - please going others site
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LOL you silly sod
I did not think you'd post this
It's very funny though

Should have this thread long time ago
please help me...
my xda mini all of sudden switchs off...
please can someone help me..
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hello
i need softwere for imate jam
plz help me
thanks
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Keep up the good contributions and we'll make it sticky, as a salutary lesson and some gentle fun.
mikechannon: great work. Go on, admit it was you.
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I think the title is funnier than the 'Haiku'
Are you a Kubrick fan Vijay555?

decknologist: not quite a fan, merely appreciative of his work. Certainly a Peter Sellers fan, but that title always makes me chuckle.
Entirely off topic, but I'm standing in front of the mirror this morning preparing to shave, and as I reach for my razor a thought pops unbidden into my mind, "time for a bit of the old ultra-violence"... worrying.
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vijay555 said:
Entirely off topic, but I'm standing in front of the mirror this morning preparing to shave, and as I reach for my razor a thought pops unbidden into my mind, "time for a bit of the old ultra-violence"... worrying.
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They'll be dragging you off for a bit of the ol' Ludovico rehabilitation, I hope you are not a Beethoven fan!

another to the list
hi all
my device is turn off and i can't turn on again(not worked)
please help me gents thanks
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I was just responding to that thread, and edited his vacuous topic title, but was thinking "this might go well in the haiku thread". Little did I know, I was behind the times!
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yet another to the list
Please send WM6 for qtek s200 G4
im Russia
Vova
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[V speaking: it's worth adding that the topic title was the enigmatic "VM6"]

Seriously need to put this in. And yes, all in 1 sentence.
o2 mini no didplay and no light in keypad and display but work ok when charge connet no light also come have change display but same please help me out
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Some poetic license, but I think it's quite inspired:
Hi, how do I flash my hermes?
why are the roms not on the ftp?
how do i find my arse?
oh no, I've forgotten how to breathe!
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Another good one from the Wizard forum:
I can't turn my Wizard (o2 XDA mini s) on,
yesterday was every think ok.
I did charge 24h
but LED is not ON.
Is there and reset key combination?
I did any I know.
Cable is ok, I did try few.
What can it be
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From here

I think perhaps this should be a Haiku and Illiteracy thread as some of these are just plain funny due to the grammar and spelling, more than their poetic content.
Here's one from the Universal forums.
hey guys is it possible 2 zoom videos in o2 exec ... and if it is ... watz the procedure ... thanx sry if m sounding dumb ... new 2 dis .... hope u understand ... watin 4 rep .... thanx again
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Unsurprisingly, he never received a reply.

I'm a coffee man myself.
Espresso all teh way d00dz!1111one

Keep this offtopic thread on topic! Illiteracy is perimzzabull.
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OK OK back to dragging the plebs and peons through the mill.

This one is not as good as some of the others, but I think it still belongs here:
..i want to connect my pda prophet to the internet. how can i do that? also how which device can i use to use gps programms?
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HTC New Photo app for the Touch

Have you guys seen anything like that ?
Or do we have a port for that app to the Wizard.
Youtube video
this would be a really nice app to have.
what do you think ?

I have not seen any port like that, but the guys over at www.pocketcm.com, are developing a new image viewing app, not as refined as the Touch one, but very similar and touchy. I have it installed and is really cool and free.
If you find it good enough consider donating to the author.

Nice app
this is very nice and looks like more features to come.
I was wondering if when the cube was bridged over and the other Touch like features came over was the picture app left on purpose or just no one cared for it ?

Wow it looks just like the iphone app. I guess htc is still trying to look like the iphone. If they release i hope they make it a little more smoother like the iphones.

Wow! Quick, someone hookup a laptop to that Touch and strip that app.

Nice..... looking forward for a rip....

tkdsl said:
this is very nice and looks like more features to come.
I was wondering if when the cube was bridged over and the other Touch like features came over was the picture app left on purpose or just no one cared for it ?
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This app is on the HTC Touch II, didn't come on the HTC Touch.

dferreira said:
This app is on the HTC Touch II, didn't come on the HTC Touch.
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there will be an update for the 'older' HTC Touch I, so they will get this new TouchFLO v2 with ImageViewer soon....and so I hope all of us will get is soon too

another touch nonsense...
i cannot stand, what happened to ppc.
omg.

nothin said:
another touch nonsense...
i cannot stand, what happened to ppc.
omg.
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If you don't like the touch interface. Why comment? You don't have to use it.

tekknogenius said:
If you don't like the touch interface. Why comment? You don't have to use it.
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ssht, leave him...must be someone willing to pay 700€ for a phone, but not wanting all the extra stuff on it...just want's to make some basic phone calls...
yes there are some people that think that if it cost more, it will be better, even if they don't need all that 'better' stuff...
the scroll interface and this new image interface are some real benefits of the TouchFlo...the cube is just decoration and a bit overloaded...

I've seen this app. before.....
Oh yeah!, its a japanese application called picpie, and you can download it from here http://66.249.91.104/translate_c?hl=en&u=http://d.hatena.ne.jp/pieq/searchdiary?word=*%5BPicPie%5D. Watch the youtube video on this website before you try it.

Cool thanks SeniorNoob. I tried it, but it's not the same. It's slow. PocketCM's imageviewer is much better.

nothin said:
another touch nonsense...
i cannot stand, what happened to ppc.
omg.
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+1...........

VOODOOS!L said:
ssht, leave him...must be someone willing to pay 700€ for a phone, but not wanting all the extra stuff on it...
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i am who I AM.
1st one.
http://www.mm.pl/~xoen/paradoxmap.jpg
http://www.mm.pl/~xoen/paradoxnfo.jpg
2nd one.
http://www.mm.pl/~xoen/paradoxbase.jpg
(no extrom at all).
and no, i won't buy iphone, i barely can feed my cat.
thx, ANTC, it is important msg 4 me...

Yo nothin....will you be releasing paradox to the public? That looks awesome!

X-plorer said:
Yo nothin....will you be releasing paradox to the public? That looks awesome!
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there is one problem + no wlive in both, no voip in fat one, no documentation, strictly for personal use...if few people pm me, i will make post.
there are specialists, i am not one...i am afraid of flame posts, you know..
btw, camera on-off trick screenshot...
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btw, it is 4.0.0.0 as nothin newer is able to make me interested(no skills to manage, you know..)..
upd to stop OT(there's PM..):
i didn't release this, 'cause i am not able to take responsibility.that's it.

This is very impressive!!! You should release paradox to the public!

nothin said:
i am who I AM.
1st one.
http://www.mm.pl/~xoen/paradoxmap.jpg
http://www.mm.pl/~xoen/paradoxnfo.jpg
2nd one.
http://www.mm.pl/~xoen/paradoxbase.jpg
(no extrom at all).
and no, i won't buy iphone, i barely can feed my cat.
thx, ANTC, it is important msg 4 me...
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no offence, but not really impressed...
the real benefit for me on a ppc is that there are thousands of programs that give an added value to your device. some really nice software like pocket informant, mobiledb, tv guide, novii remote,igo etc and this touch image viewer...all the ones you seem to hate
they all together make my (old) phone run slowly, but they can make it worth for me...withouth these you could just buy yourself an iphone...

ok.bye.
you are not able to understand nothin, so use whatever you want.
i made statement i do not like way, that xdadev is going, so now, just ignore me,k?

Rotary Dialer App

Is there any similar rotary dialer app for HD2? Kind of cool haven't used this kind of dial for at least 30 years!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=anuZiwt_Bvg&feature=related

Isn't it funny you buy the latest technology only to make it sound and look like an old phone.
Pretty cool!!

And another vote from me for this app. Would love to see it too

gtb5 said:
Is there any similar rotary dialer app for HD2?
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Of course! Sell the HD2 and buy iPhone! I will never understand why people keeps on buying a REAL SERIOUS device (HD2) and want it to work like a status-simbol-toy (iPhone)...

There's already such an app for WinMo: Pocket Kai Old Phone.Net 1.2!
http://www.mobile2day.com/en/Kais-Old-Phone-Net/product_1082121_details.html
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But it isn't so cool like this iPhone app, you can't rotate the rotary dialer by yourself!

the dragonlord said:
Of course! Sell the HD2 and buy iPhone! I will never understand why people keeps on buying a REAL SERIOUS device (HD2) and want it to work like a status-simbol-toy (iPhone)...
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LOL......jeez, some people...........

lol i back dragonlords comment want a toy get an iphone simple as!!!

dragonglance said:
lol i back dragonlords comment want a toy get an iphone simple as!!!
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Totally agree..

hd2 such a serious phone...?, maybe i bought the wrong phone then........is it not maybe some of the users who are too serious and not the phone.......?

donwhann said:
hd2 such a serious phone...?, maybe i bought the wrong phone then........is it not maybe some of the users who are too serious and not the phone.......?
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i dont think it is that (and thank you for your kind dig) i think it is more that a serious users want a solid "serious" (in your terms) phone, if we wanted a toy we would of spoken to Tomy
..............mods maybe best to close this thread before feathers start to fly

dragonglance said:
i dont think it is that (and thank you for your kind dig) i think it is more that a serious users want a solid "serious" (in your terms) phone, if we wanted a toy we would of spoken to Tomy
..............mods maybe best to close this thread before feathers start to fly
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so you want someones thread for a request closed because you and a few others think a certain app is not worthy of the great hd2......if this app doesnt interest you just move onto the next thread. some of us actually like fun/useless apps to mess about with now an again. really cant see the problem. thats all im gonna say, have a good day now.........

I don't know why lots of people on XDA Devs are such downers. He just asked for an interesting app and everyone comes and flames him because he's not "serious" enough or whatever the flying heck that means.
I've seriously seen some people asking for some help on the HD2 and when no one can help him, he gets criticized for being an iPhone sympathizer and turned away.
If some people want a rotary app you just say if you can help or turn away, don't leave a jerk comment, and close the thread. No need to be rude, witty or worse.

Obvious troll if obvious?
the dragonlord said:
Of course! Sell the HD2 and buy iPhone! I will never understand why people keeps on buying a REAL SERIOUS device (HD2) and want it to work like a status-simbol-toy (iPhone)...
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Obvious troll if obvious?
The iPhone has some great apps. It would be nice if they worked on the HD2. But they don't. But when people ask if there's a comparable app, I don't see a problem with it. I myself am one of your "Serious Users," and I wish there were more of the little fun apps for the HD2.
Serious users does not equal users who don't like fun little toy apps.

Tygrtail said:
Obvious troll if obvious?
The iPhone has some great apps. It would be nice if they worked on the HD2. But they don't. But when people ask if there's a comparable app, I don't see a problem with it. I myself am one of your "Serious Users," and I wish there were more of the little fun apps for the HD2.
Serious users does not equal users who don't like fun little toy apps.
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the funny thing is, i guess that no one would have been upset about this request/thread if there wasn't such an app for the iphone

Ok so here is the curveball i am not being obnoxious and i am sorry if i came across as such, i guess i just am a little sore as i guess many other people are that the windows market place is no where and probably never will be close to the App store, so it is just something i have come to accept. I may have bitten yesterday but it just seems to be so frequesnt people wanting the HD2 like the iphone which it will never be. I am always the first to jump at a new app and still am.

Android 2.2 on hd2

hi. how can we install the original Android 2.2 on this device?
thanks

you have to buy a DMC DeLorean, change some parts and drive 88 mph., if you set it right you might get into the future where you can download the android on windows mobile installer....

starchildx said:
you have to buy a DMC DeLorean, change some parts and drive 88 mph., if you set it right you might get into the future where you can download the android on windows mobile installer....
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I lol'd in real life.
But seriously. I realize not everyone can jump ship everytime a new phone comes out. But android on a hd2 is a dead and beaten horse.
As of now it wont work.

hazard99 said:
I lol'd in real life.
But seriously. I realize not everyone can jump ship everytime a new phone comes out. But android on a hd2 is a dead and beaten horse.
As of now it wont work.
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Yeah i know, people have been asking this for a long time now. But the thing is, if they wanted Android, i wonder why did they buy a HD2 in first place? haha
I, too, came from android, but I wanted to try winmo that's why i went with Hd2 instead of nexus one. Although i miss android, I don't think the Hd2 needs Android. I love it so far. just hoped sling player worked on it. otherwise, phone is great.
to the OP:
i would suggest looking into evo or something else, if u want android man. Don't hope everything can be ported these days. Porting a mobile OS is a pain in the you know what. And these devs who doesn't get paid to port, won't port it unless they really want to sacrifice precious time of their lives.

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Sorry man just gotta wait

xtenpeben said:
Yeah i know, people have been asking this for a long time now. But the thing is, if they wanted Android, i wonder why did they buy a HD2 in first place? haha
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Its cause when I suggest HD2 being great hardware but the software is crap people just believe the hype... In my store we reset the phones at least 2 a week because it crashes...

ive buyed hd2 because of the good hardware. but i thik android its better than WM 6.5.
thanks

It's quite obvious that this thread is useless and against the rules.
To answer your question:
There is no Android available at all for the HD2 at this moment.
Please refer to the thread; remember to only post when necessary.
Next time, please make use of the Q&A section to get your question answered, and make sure to search first before asking.
EC

ok thanks.

zippa71385 said:
Its cause when I suggest HD2 being great hardware but the software is crap people just believe the hype... In my store we reset the phones at least 2 a week because it crashes...
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I don't think the software is crap! lol...the only thing I hate about the window mo, is that there are not enough software for the phone!! and all the new stuff that is coming out is either for android or iphone.

android
I have tilt 2 i flashitand put a romnow iintalled android the volme dont work nor the ringer or camera cananyone help i do great donnations

Android vs WM6.5 HD2
I will agree with everyone that Android Market vs WM Market has more free Apps. I will love to see more developers create apps for WM or create a cooked room for HD2 with The android App

hey if u really want android on your HD2 i would sell that HD2 to the highest bidder and switch to Sprint and buy the amazing EVO

zippa71385 said:
Its cause when I suggest HD2 being great hardware but the software is crap people just believe the hype... In my store we reset the phones at least 2 a week because it crashes...
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what a luxury! i have to reset mine everyday!

I wonder if op still visits the thread
there are countless NAND android roms out there!
im trying to get gingerbread as i type this

Awesome android t-shirt :D

http://www.tanga.com/products/andy-nomming-on-apple-t-shirt
I'm totally getting this, haha :3
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I wear XXL in case you were wondering, you know for Christmas.

Foxy Roxy said:
http://www.tanga.com/products/andy-nomming-on-apple-t-shirt
I'm totally getting this, haha :3
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I'm about to order one..but idk how small a small is. Go safe with medium?

Heading to Bangkok Monday, maybe I can find some knock offs.

It's cotton - I'm sure it will shrink.
LOL Awesome shirt, I'll have to add it to my X-Mas list.

mav814 said:
I'm about to order one..but idk how small a small is. Go safe with medium?
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Hmm well I don't know the sizes for t-shirt from that website... I'm definitely ordering small though. Well, this is what someone said from slickdeals forum:
" They run a little larger. It's not the slim fit of AA. "
Iono what AA stands for though.

Foxy Roxy said:
Hmm well I don't know the sizes for t-shirt from that website... I'm definitely ordering small though. Well, this is what someone said from slickdeals forum:
" They run a little larger. It's not the slim fit of AA. "
Iono what AA stands for though.
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alcoholics anonymous?
lol well i just orderd 2 smalls, one for me and one for my g/f

Totally just bought one! Foxy Roxy, thanks for this awesome find!

Foxy Roxy said:
Hmm well I don't know the sizes for t-shirt from that website... I'm definitely ordering small though. Well, this is what someone said from slickdeals forum:
" They run a little larger. It's not the slim fit of AA. "
Iono what AA stands for though.
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i believe AA is American Apparel lol

Nice find. I just ordered one for myself. Most of my coworkers use Android-based phones.
Sent from my SAMSUNG-SGH-I897 using XDA App

Banditlol said:
i believe AA is American Apparel lol
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Lol I never bought any clothes from that store, thats why I was like * shrug * XD

OMFG. Buying RIGHT NOW. Thank you for posting!!!

haha i would get one, but dont wanna be classifed as a geek lol

SiL3nTKiLL said:
haha i would get one, but dont wanna be classifed as a geek lol
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LOL you're here on this forum... you're one of us... a GEEK! :3

had to come back and say thanks for the link! bought one last night

Thanks for the AWESOME item! And for a great price!!!

Thanks for the post!
I also found these awesome android wearables, quite stylish!
Android Hat: (Price: $5.50)
http://www.googlestore.com/Wearables/Android+Cap.axd
Android Shirt: (Price: $11.60)
http://www.googlestore.com/Wearables/Android+T-Shirt.axd
Note - The shirt's are noted to run a little small

Thanks Foxy! I just ordered one also.

Foxy Roxy said:
Lol I never bought any clothes from that store, thats why I was like * shrug * XD
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I never bought anything from one either, but i have family that does and thats how i learned! so now you know! still debating on if i want to buy one, i really do but i dont want to spend money, how much is it after shipping?

Banditlol said:
I never bought anything from one either, but i have family that does and thats how i learned! so now you know! still debating on if i want to buy one, i really do but i dont want to spend money, how much is it after shipping?
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Exactly 8.98USD.