I considered putting this in off topic, but as off topic is "anything not related to the phones", it doesn't apply here.
Hence, I proudly proffer to you huddled masses, the oft requested, Haiku Thread.
V
First, because I like it so much, a submission from AlanJC:
newbies wanting roms
everything is new and great
emporer's new clothes
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V
Next up, a remixed version of Saman2184's work:
Universal, please help me I
Can not download mw6 from rapid sher
Site - please going others site
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V
LOL you silly sod
I did not think you'd post this
It's very funny though
Should have this thread long time ago
please help me...
my xda mini all of sudden switchs off...
please can someone help me..
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hello
i need softwere for imate jam
plz help me
thanks
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Keep up the good contributions and we'll make it sticky, as a salutary lesson and some gentle fun.
mikechannon: great work. Go on, admit it was you.
V
I think the title is funnier than the 'Haiku'
Are you a Kubrick fan Vijay555?
decknologist: not quite a fan, merely appreciative of his work. Certainly a Peter Sellers fan, but that title always makes me chuckle.
Entirely off topic, but I'm standing in front of the mirror this morning preparing to shave, and as I reach for my razor a thought pops unbidden into my mind, "time for a bit of the old ultra-violence"... worrying.
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vijay555 said:
Entirely off topic, but I'm standing in front of the mirror this morning preparing to shave, and as I reach for my razor a thought pops unbidden into my mind, "time for a bit of the old ultra-violence"... worrying.
V
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They'll be dragging you off for a bit of the ol' Ludovico rehabilitation, I hope you are not a Beethoven fan!
another to the list
hi all
my device is turn off and i can't turn on again(not worked)
please help me gents thanks
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I was just responding to that thread, and edited his vacuous topic title, but was thinking "this might go well in the haiku thread". Little did I know, I was behind the times!
V
yet another to the list
Please send WM6 for qtek s200 G4
im Russia
Vova
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[V speaking: it's worth adding that the topic title was the enigmatic "VM6"]
Seriously need to put this in. And yes, all in 1 sentence.
o2 mini no didplay and no light in keypad and display but work ok when charge connet no light also come have change display but same please help me out
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Some poetic license, but I think it's quite inspired:
Hi, how do I flash my hermes?
why are the roms not on the ftp?
how do i find my arse?
oh no, I've forgotten how to breathe!
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V
Another good one from the Wizard forum:
I can't turn my Wizard (o2 XDA mini s) on,
yesterday was every think ok.
I did charge 24h
but LED is not ON.
Is there and reset key combination?
I did any I know.
Cable is ok, I did try few.
What can it be
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From here
I think perhaps this should be a Haiku and Illiteracy thread as some of these are just plain funny due to the grammar and spelling, more than their poetic content.
Here's one from the Universal forums.
hey guys is it possible 2 zoom videos in o2 exec ... and if it is ... watz the procedure ... thanx sry if m sounding dumb ... new 2 dis .... hope u understand ... watin 4 rep .... thanx again
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Unsurprisingly, he never received a reply.
I'm a coffee man myself.
Espresso all teh way d00dz!1111one
Keep this offtopic thread on topic! Illiteracy is perimzzabull.
V
OK OK back to dragging the plebs and peons through the mill.
This one is not as good as some of the others, but I think it still belongs here:
..i want to connect my pda prophet to the internet. how can i do that? also how which device can i use to use gps programms?
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Related
I just bought a Tilt and I want to clean it up and get rid of all the AT&T stuff they put on there that really isn't needed.
Can you all suggest a ROM that will clean up the phone w/o loosing features and give me the iPhone theme (TouchFlo)
I would like to be able to use the onboard GPS for nav and listen to streaming radio and watch TV on it....
Thank you,
Jess
jessepatty said:
I just bought a Tilt and I want to clean it up and get rid of all the AT&T stuff they put on there that really isn't needed.
Can you all suggest a ROM that will clean up the phone w/o loosing features and give me the iPhone theme (TouchFlo)
I would like to be able to use the onboard GPS for nav and listen to streaming radio and watch TV on it....
Thank you,
Jess
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Yeah, yeah... whatever...
kristoff_sz said:
Yeah, yeah... whatever...
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LOL
A little help: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=419421&highlight=Recommend
In Jimmy Style:
Asking for ROM's upsets the seniors
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OMG, he was right. There is one in every crowd!
and I used to think dad didn't know anything when I was a kid.
I appreciate your help... Now you have a wonderful day!
jessepatty said:
OMG, he was right. There is one in every crowd!
and I used to think dad didn't know anything when I was a kid.
I appreciate your help... Now you have a wonderful day!
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Don't be discouraged. Have a read of the link I posted there are some suggestions as to why we don't recomment ROMs.
Dave
DaveShaw said:
LOL
A little help: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=419421&highlight=Recommend
In Jimmy Style:
Asking for ROM's upsets the seniors
Ta
Dave
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Thanks for the link if it's worth anything to ya....
and to the other guy, We were all NEW to this forum at one time. Instead of being sarcastic to someone new, maybe it would be better to explain how "You guys" do things around here so new people know.
anyway,
BTW, I didn't ask "for a ROM".... I asked for a "recommendation" That's usually what forums are for..... asking questions and getting advise.
you guys use and work with the different Roms all the time, I don't. I find one I like and stick with it until I get a new phone.
Have a nice day.
I was only messing around, the text was supposed to say "Asking for a Recommend ROM...", but NVM.
If you looking for a ROM to stick with, try either the L26 ROMs, ROMeOS or the duttythroy Diamond ROM.
Ta
Dave
, anyone could help on this?
are you serious??
there are tweaks to decrease the sensibility of the touchscreen of HD2 Leo, 'cause in some cases it's too sensible!
I hate it when people say "Can you make it do x like iPhone".
Why does no-one ever ask if it can make coffee like my coffee maker? COS IT'S NOT A COFFEE MAKER!!! lol
johncmolyneux said:
I hate it when people say "Can you make it do x like iPhone".
Why does no-one ever ask if it can make coffee like my coffee maker? COS IT'S NOT A COFFEE MAKER!!! lol
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LOL!!! Nice one mate
zongthomas said:
, anyone could help on this?
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Yes, it is called ,,Sell your HD2 and buy an iPhone App,, ... mainly you can find the cracked version over ebay (i won.t post it here ... no warez you know ... rules pff )
In fairness, if you explain your request, as it doesn't currently make any sense, you'll get some sensible responses that will probably help. Just give us some info.
Buy an Iphone......
improve
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, anyone could help on this?
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If you mean improve by making it not too sensitive, there a cab ( not sure where ) that will make it less sensitive. Search for it.
qllkevuoi said:
are you serious??
there are tweaks to decrease the sensibility of the touchscreen of HD2 Leo, 'cause in some cases it's too sensible!
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like? any help on this?
It is like the Volkswagen advert on here "just like a Golf" if you want a Golf, buy a Golf. If you want an iPhone, buy an iPhone!
tpctsu said:
like? any help on this?
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Try bsb tweaks (it includer many more handy tweaks), or just look in this post:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=584415
Or: if you want a phone, don't buy an iphone..
johncmolyneux said:
I hate it when people say "Can you make it do x like iPhone".
Why does no-one ever ask if it can make coffee like my coffee maker? COS IT'S NOT A COFFEE MAKER!!! lol
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You do post the funniest sh*t on this forum! xD
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, anyone could help on this?
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Is, there any app or tool that can convert my HD2 to Nokia 1100.
, anyone could help on this?
shamsul said:
Is, there any app or tool that can convert my HD2 to Nokia 1100.
, anyone could help on this?
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This should do it:
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This should do it:
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LOL xD
......
www.ebay.com
sell yours and buy a iphone sorted
I'm not sure what he means, but I personally am quite frucstrated by HD2's screen responsiveness and accuracy.
Sometimes the screen behaves strangely, like it presses or slides all by itself. Not to mention that typing is a big problem. Is it only a "too-responsive" problem?
The best thing and actually the only thing that made the iPhone a success "NOT", was the capacitive screen.. If hTC/WinMo used this method before, there would be no iPhone since Capacitive screen really helps with the graphics movements and catches the eyes of the Lame iPhone huggers..
But i think its all written, hTC/WM were behind with the screen technology so that no loser would buy a kick ass WinMo device and fall for the incredibly overrated iPhone..
PPC Forever.......
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This should do it:
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oh thanks for the idea... this can also be used to convert HD2 to iphone, break your HD2 with this and buy a new iphone....
Here are my latest bootscreens.
Bond
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Melting into Droid
Notebook Android
Apple Android
Bootscreen for you Star Trek and Android fans.
These bootscreens always have a looping part ie loading and don't loop the whole sequence as seen in this previews.
Put ZIP on to your SD card, boot into recovery, make a nandroid backup, flash zip, and enjoy. And I am not responsible if this messes up your phone in anyway. Thanks and enjoy. Dedicated to GBHIL for inspiration.
*reserved*
I can try but I have my own problems with my boot screen. No promises but I will try. Mine has a problem with the colors changing.
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No one willing to help?
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Jaden10 said:
I can try but I have my own problems with my boot screen. No promises but I will try. Mine has a problem with the colors changing.
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The both of you can send me your .gif files and/or bootscreens, I'll look at them.
I got it working. It was in my editing of the images. Thanks though.
pseudoremora said:
The both of you can send me your .gif files and/or bootscreens, I'll look at them.
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Mine works now to! "notasimpleway" fixed it for me. It's in this thread: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=675456
notasimpleway said:
I got it working. It was in my editing of the images. Thanks though.
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Mine works now to! "notasimpleway" fixed it for me. It's in this thread: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=675456
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Good job to the both of you! If you guys need any more help, I'm more than willing to lend a hand.
pseudoremora said:
Good job to the both of you! If you guys need any more help, I'm more than willing to lend a hand.
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Thanks. Now that I got the frustration out of that one. For some reason, it took me several hours to rework the dang thing using a couple of programs. But now that I have the hang of it, I'll be making more. Ideas?
I have no shame. Bump.
I have one problem with your Star Trek bootscreen.... he's wearing a red shirt. Anyone who's ever seen star trek know's why I have a problem with that.
HeroMeng said:
I have one problem with your Star Trek bootscreen.... he's wearing a red shirt. Anyone who's ever seen star trek know's why I have a problem with that.
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They always die first?
But I'm more of a TNG fan.
Suggestions?
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Suggestions?
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this is a poor attempt that i made but would like to see it done better. I was hoping for a james bond type intro with the lil droid dude or possibly even tux.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVBRrBl-yc
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this is a poor attempt that i made but would like to see it done better. I was hoping for a james bond type intro with the lil droid dude or possibly even tux.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVBRrBl-yc
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I will try. I can even add the music. Can you send just the spiral in a higher res?
Also, anyone know how I can get linked in the sticky ay the top of the forum? I may not be a dev, but I am a Photoshop professional and can make bootscreens all day long.
TNG
You should have left the droid green. Then he could have been an Androidian Federation officer.
Re: [BOOTSCREEN] New Bootscreen 5/6/2010
Does anyone know how to get the nexus lockscreen on my hero
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this is a poor attempt that i made but would like to see it done better. I was hoping for a james bond type intro with the lil droid dude or possibly even tux.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FUVBRrBl-yc
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I'll see what I can do.
notasimpleway said:
I will try. I can even add the music. Can you send just the spiral in a higher res?
Also, anyone know how I can get linked in the sticky ay the top of the forum? I may not be a dev, but I am a Photoshop professional and can make bootscreens all day long.
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Only a Mod can decide if your thread should be stickied. Your thread should have high importance, be concise and noob friendly, and have universal information which all users can turn to. Also, there is already another thread that has fulfilled the "bootscreen" category, which can be found HERE
ddaratt said:
Does anyone know how to get the nexus lockscreen on my hero
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You should look in the Android Development thread. Also, are you wanting the side-by-side lock screen or the rotatory one... or a different one altogether?
I never said "stickied". I wanted it to be put in the sticky since I would be making a ton of these in the future. There's a section in the sticky for bootscreens which can be found here. And others can have theirs put up there so there is a central location for everyone's work.
adjr said:
You should have left the droid green. Then he could have been an Androidian Federation officer.
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lol Well, I like blue.
See the attached image dor the live chat with HTC.
They confirm that they released the update via OTA for unbranded devices.
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what...but i did not get any update notification....?
For gods sake. Until someone has the rom downloaded and installed on their phone then please stop creating new pointless threads!
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For gods sake. Until someone has the rom downloaded and installed on their phone then please stop creating new pointless threads!
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Sorry my friend it's not my intention...
I just want to share the info that it's true GB update is released.
For a moment I went "YAAAAY!" but then I saw that it's just another pointless thread about "what the HTC support guy said".
HTC support may be telling you that the update is already being released, but since no one here on XDA (or anywhere else) actually received the update, we can safely assume that they are wrong.
Also, if you would have taken the effort to post in the correct forum, you would have noticed that there's already a similar thread running: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1186791
Exact same situation: guy goes to HTC support, asks about the update, support replies with "uhh, I guess so?" and everybody goes apesh*t about an update which hasn't even been released yet.
Pyr0wl said:
For a moment I went "YAAAAY!" but then I saw that it's just another pointless thread about "what the HTC support guy said".
HTC support may be telling you that the update is already being released, but since no one here on XDA (or anywhere else) actually received the update, we can safely assume that they are wrong.
Also, if you would have taken the effort to post in the correct forum, you would have noticed that there's already a similar thread running: http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1186791
Exact same situation: guy goes to HTC support, asks about the update, support replies with "uhh, I guess so?" and everybody goes apesh*t about an update which hasn't even been released yet.
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Sorry... did npot knew that
There are too many 'desire' , hd, z, s..currently the gb update is rolling out for the desire z
U have to ask to the customer support about the Htc Desire Bravo.
Anyway better wait that someone get the update.
Sent from my HTC Desire
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For gods sake. Until someone has the rom downloaded and installed on their phone then please stop creating new pointless threads!
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good point buddy. stop making a mess.
"Just another pointless thread"
We have seen those chat screenshots already, but FYI - HTC support doesn't see difference between HTC Desire and HTC Desire Z / S etc. which leads to such conversations IMO.
omg guy you make me for 5 seconds so ******* happy im watching galatasaray vs liverpool halftime my team (gs) is leading 2-0 and i check xda.... OMG 2.3 update but noooo.. a kid have to open such an bull**** thread! fuuuuu
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omg guy you make me for 5 seconds so ******* happy im watching galatasaray vs liverpool halftime my team (gs) is leading 2-0 and i check xda.... OMG 2.3 update but noooo.. a kid have to open such an bull**** thread! fuuuuu
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LOL. I feel ur pain brother. Had my hopes up!
Sent from my HTC Pyramid using XDA App
Fack you all if you do not like talk with admins u don't need to punish me... I tough I was dooing some good sharing some info... But u're all a bunch of kids...
Cool story, bro.
torres.sis said:
Fack you all if you do not like talk with admins u don't need to punish me... I tough I was dooing some good sharing some info... But u're all a bunch of kids...
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Dude you puted this in Development...ppl expected download link or something...That's why posting on right forum has HUGE importance/difference!
ivicask said:
Dude you puted this in Development...ppl expected download link or something...That's why posting on right forum has HUGE importance/difference!
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You're right my friend I agree with you... but people only need to say that as you did, they don't have the right to say that I am this or I am that...
Only have to say, worng post... or something like that...
Sorry all for nothing...
first i was like DD, but than i was Like :'((((.......at least name the thread differently PLSSSS
The arguments between you guys have to stop, if you have an argument with another dev, don't take matters into your own hands! PM me, and it will be taken care of. It has gotten ridiculous how many arguments I've seen. It needs to STOP. Users are also welcome to pm me when they see an argument. Hacking your device has always been about fun and challenge, but just as important is keeping the community strong. Respect others! :highfive:
Yeah
:good::good::good::good::good:
Techno's Right:highfive:
I am always involved in fights cuz m the villain of this place Will follow your advice next time.
Its sad to see NextToICS thread alive,but USR's (evan's ROM) thread dead.
:good::good::good:
Techno's U r Ryt............
CharsiBabu said:
Its sad to see NextToICS thread alive,but USR's (evan's ROM) thread dead.
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I agree completely with U! Evanlocked is promising! It shoudln't hv happened!
Good to see a lot of you guys agree! Let me know if you see something where action needs to be taken!
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Good to see a lot of you guys agree! Let me know if you see something where action needs to be taken!
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Sure! we will let you know
Well said
Basing on what you said, this is really quite the right thing to do. To focus more on the development of our device and unite as one so that we can achieve what we always crave for; to develop our devices to unlock it's full capabilities.
This is the main concept of this forum i believe, and arguments will only create distractions for devs for fulfilling the goal. Although there are times that slight misjudgements are occuring, nevertheless lets not forget why where here guys.
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iplaygalaxyy for android
MOD i already sent you a PM about the USR rom
Please consider creeds statement and also the members voices
more power XDA
static28 said:
MOD i already sent you a PM about the USR rom
Please consider creeds statement and also the members voices
more power XDA
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Hi, please send your message, had some problems earlier don't remember getting anything else.
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techno-update said:
Hi, please send your message, had some problems earlier don't remember getting anything else.
Sent from my XT862 using Tapatalk 2
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ok MOD
:good::good::good::good::good::good::good:
yes its true
Yup!!!!!
Respect Each Other!!!!!!!!! Yeah! :good::good::good::good::good::good::good::good::good::good::good:
this is what i honestly feel about any CM development here
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I really miss those fights
deathnotice01 said:
this is what i honestly feel about any CM development here
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Bro, if only you knew how hard it is to build CM for ths device. This device is truly a peice of s##t. I have built nearly 30 builds already and it is just error, after error, after error. The latest push from Squadzone wont even build!!!!!!
Please be my guest and try it yourself. I honestly feel like giving up. No drivers for gpu, means no CM for this device. What a peice of crap
NanoSurfer said:
Bro, if only you knew how hard it is to build CM for ths device. This device is truly a peice of s##t. I have built nearly 30 builds already and it is just error, after error, after error. The latest push from Squadzone wont even build!!!!!!
Please be my guest and try it yourself. I honestly feel like giving up. No drivers for gpu, means no CM for this device. What a peice of crap
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yea i feel you dude,
thanks for developing one anyway,
we'll never have CM until broadcom release its sources,
SGY is a piece of crap,
regreted that i bought one,
deathnotice01 said:
yea i feel you dude,
thanks for developing one anyway,
we'll never have CM until broadcom release its sources,
SGY is a piece of crap,
regreted that i bought one,
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Same ! First time i thought that this phone is good... when i bought it ... then checked the ply store... almost all app are incompatible.... Ram is to low , internal also... hmph... Better buy Galaxy ace than this
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