We are not your phone support...(funny, sad, but true) - Samsung Galaxy S (4G Model)

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwleOote5M0 - Trying to give a, Phone Idiot, Support
Sorry, I thought this was so perfect.
Thank RaverX3X for the link

"Flashing a phone is not the same as using a toaster" That never gets old. Thanks for the laugh.

Wait a sec - I think they pulled the script off of a thread in our forum - let me find it
That needs to replace the video you have to watch when you sign up!

That's pretty good lol sounds like a lot of ppl on here
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Haha I think we should start linking this video as the universal answer to constantly repeated stupid questions!
Thanks for the laugh
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Holly ****!
Bryan, are you sure you're not dubbing the dev in this movie ? heheheh...
what's a DB ?....

Makes me laugh every time I watch this.
"Flashing a phone is not the same as using a toaster" That never gets old.
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So perfect...

AWESOME
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Hello all,
This is simply an introduction.
I've had my Galaxy S since May, yes first android, and XDA has been THE most visited/read site! (In all actuality this site is the reason that I still have my phone.)
I have learned so much that I feel indebted to this site and the developers that make this site what it is...
Though I would like to thank everyone by name... I just don't know them all, and they are many.
As smart as this community is as a whole, I'm certain you all know who I'm talking about...
So, from the bottom of my bionix black ice; bali 3.1uv; fugu + init.d7; oc'd to 1.5; ext4; bloat free Samsung Galaxy S 4g... THANK YOU ALL!!
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Agreed this is the best place around. Also it helps that's most devs here are ahead of the game and the first to get anything android working
my wife vibrant lol which is better b/c of me...
Welcome to XDA!! This is a great site, I find myself checking up on it everyday~
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rose2jam said:
Agreed this is the best place around. Also it helps that's most devs here are ahead of the game and the first to get anything android working
my wife vibrant lol which is better b/c of me...
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It took me 2 months of extensive web searches to realize!
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Glad you guys like whats going on here. I absolutely cant stop refreshing the site. Welcome to XDA fellahs.
fknfocused said:
Glad you guys like whats going on here. I absolutely cant stop refreshing the site. Welcome to XDA fellahs.
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Thank you... I know that YOU are responsible for some of the developments... Read quit a few treads from you or referencing you...
Thanks for lending your knowledge!
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You're welcome. Glad we could help get your phone the way you want it.
I feel like an ass for not making a post like this lol but with the devs reading i would like to lend my thanks to them as well for making my phone all that it could be i appriciate the hard work guys and to the op welcome and great post.
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krylon360 said:
You're welcome. Glad we could help get your phone the way you want it.
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And you krylon... goes without saying I believe that my phone has been branded by you... Fell in love with black oc'd since three public test and it has improved steadily since! Thank you!
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I'd like to thank Krylon too. Dude you rock!
I agree, this site has made my phone a lot better. Special thanks to all contributors.
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This site made me an odin expert, and I used to hate odin. Another thing is I've learned a lot on this site, and im learning more each and every day.
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I have to say that this site along with my own experimenting has made me VERY familiar with odin. My phone performs so much better now because of the people here and there is always someone there ready to help when something does not go as planned. Thank you for this.
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Can someone make the video a boot animation for me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXdEJXNfGX4
stay it at the beginning til its long enough where it won't start over, thanks, don't need sound
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I'll get to work on this. I'm thinking it'll be landscape instead of portrait so we don't have to cut anything off.
Ok.....cool
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Are you on a sense rom or an aosp rom?
Aosp
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wow.. im sorry and dont rant about this but i didnt really notice this player before. cuz im a bears fan but all i could say is this guy is Tank! and a very good athlete.
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GadgetViews said:
wow.. im sorry and dont rant about this but i didnt really notice this player before. cuz im a bears fan but all i could say is this guy is Tank! and a very good athlete.
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Ok, you're a Bears fan....but you've never heard of Ed Reed!!?? The guy is a beast and I can't wait until he retires (I'm a Bengals 'fan' and Reed wreaks havoc on our division) .
Braneless said:
Ok, you're a Bears fan....but you've never heard of Ed Reed!!?? The guy is a beast and I can't wait until he retires (I'm a Bengals 'fan' and Reed wreaks havoc on our division) .
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Lmao......
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Almost done. Just need to make the flashable stuffs.
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Scratch that, just as I was done, it stops working.
cr5315 said:
Almost done. Just need to make the flashable stuffs.
edit
Scratch that, just as I was done, it stops working.
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Are you still alive
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if need be i can make it(not to step on cr5315's toes or anything)
just let me know
ok here you go i think i started it a little different. i think you'll like it
http://www.mediafire.com/file/mymuoh9mua1tocy/Ed_Reed-Media.zip
dased14 said:
ok here you go i think i started it a little different. i think you'll like it
http://www.mediafire.com/file/mymuoh9mua1tocy/Ed_Reed-Media.zip
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Thanks, it didn't play the hole thing, does that have to do with the OS or the boot animation
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Where did it stop at
brought to you by the little voices in my head
dased14 said:
Where did it stop at
brought to you by the little voices in my head
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It stops at the part were he comes running out thru the fog
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josh030181 said:
It stops at the part were he comes running out thru the fog
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I'll take a look at it
brought to you by the little voices in my head
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1010101
dased14 said:
that was my bad uploaded the wrong one here try this should work
download
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Didn't work just a black screen
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josh030181 said:
Didn't work just a black screen
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Fixxed ed reed bootanimation
now the voices are in 3d
Ok i fixxed it
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oxeNRwECcPE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
Uploading will place link here
I have it for sense roms too if anyone wants it.
My rice krispies told me what to say

[Q] miui thread closed?

I haven't been in the loop for a few weeks but why is the thread closed, I read a few of the newer pages but didn't see a reason to close. Will it be back?
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Yeah the infuses xda section is falling apart to be honest. I think that the moderator needs to completely wipe the Infuses section except for ROMS, modems, and other development tools. We need a fresh start at development. Does anyone elese agree? Or am I just ranting?
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Basically a few clowns ruined it for everyone
E3D
CheesyNutz said:
Basically a few clowns ruined it for everyone
E3D
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This exactly. Some idiots that complained a lot, meanwhile the devs mother was in the hospital and he was helping out, which he clearly stated in thread. Some people just don't have any patience or understanding...
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Its always something I was wondering y it was closed myself some ppl need to grow up
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Well that sucks
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Well can any one else port this thing.
Not to be a douche its just MIUI was the only thing making the infuse awesome. Its going to suck to lose it.
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kelleerc said:
Well can any one else port this thing.
Not to be a douche its just MIUI was the only thing making the infuse awesome. Its going to suck to lose it.
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I completely agree. We need to send JordanElliott a big thank you card and see if we can get this ball rolling again. He's only been off the MIUI thread for 2 days and everyone is lost.
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samt68 said:
I completely agree. We need to send JordanElliott a big thank you card and see if we can get this ball rolling again. He's only been off the MIUI thread for 2 days and everyone is lost.
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if there was a guide around i would give it a shot
I Google'd this but I'm afraid to try it. I'm way too new at all this.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1153233
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The infuse is falling apart, our development is ruined. We do have a few great devs, but not enough that can truly make this a good phone. New ports are coming everyday, but seems like people running the aosp roms (not me lol) seem to just want updates and updates only. Not to go hating on people, but please, please be nice and lets make this change!
It would be nice but I don't really see anything changing, too many new and better phones, it just seems the devs get bored quick and jump to the next best thing. Can't really blame them but it would be nice if the infuse could spake some more interest.
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kelleerc said:
I Google'd this but I'm afraid to try it. I'm way too new at all this.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=1153233
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Man I would give it a shot if there was a video. Just to have a visual. :l
Infuse
Man I just spent 1hr finding out how to port. I give it to the Devs boy its time consuming.
Which I had the time to cook in the kitchen.
If any of you decide to take a crack at it let me know. I will gladly be a test dummy.
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I can port it easily...but i am not going through what jordan went thru....some people have no respect..
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There are plenty of roms as good of not better than miui...with more customization and speed...
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dman3285 said:
I can port it easily...but i am not going through what jordan went thru....some people have no respect..
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Dude you should do it. Maybe you could just release it every 2 weeks or so and then if anyone gives you any bull or something then just ignore them. I Understand how jordan got mad and there were people giving him crap, but shutting it down is like killing off a lot of people who loved it lol (I never tried it). I think there should be a main post stickied saying read this, and saying how if there is any bull, it will not be tolerated and you will be ignored. Someone should seriously do that haha!
There needs to be a weekly or even monthly port and no comments. If you have questions GO TO THE Q AND A SECTION! That way we can still get our sweet sweet rom and the douche bags can go flame else where.
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dman3285 said:
I can port it easily...but i am not going through what jordan went thru....some people have no respect..
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I think more of us would step in to help after seeing what happened last time. That being said, the age for getting smartphones is getting lower and lower. There are a lot of little ****s on xda now, so the devs have to have a bit thicker skin IMO.
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CM7 for sgs4g?

Now that Samsung has released a new update for our phone, does anyone know if we'll see CM7 for it?
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No, you should sell your phone.It will never happen.
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Nope, it's a lost cause, don't bother waiting...
LOL haha hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOLOLOOLO
just got pwned
Uh simple yes or no is sufficient. Comments like sell your phone or other smart ass remarks aren't necessary.
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to be nice, its in active development....
Uh, a simple search would have provided you with your yes or no answer.
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So much for optimism guys... "its a lost cause...no cm...i think ill hang myself from the ceiling fan..." lmao
Eff these useless threads. WTF are mods doing!??!!?
Sitting back and laughing at the stupid ass scrubs for making stupid ass threads like this probably.
By the way.... OP.... you fail. Get an iPhone and leave Android please.
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I think he got the point.
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camalus said:
Sitting back and laughing at the stupid ass scrubs for making stupid ass threads like this probably.
By the way.... OP.... you fail. Get an iPhone and leave Android please.
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I happen to like Android over iPhone, think I'll stay thank you.
Btw, just asked a simple question. Didn't Think I'd see such BS for asking it. Guess it shows the maturity level of some of the people on here.
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Not searching first shows your maturity level. This question gets asked at least once a day. There's even a damn sticky!
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Somairotevoli said:
Not searching first shows your maturity level. This question gets asked at least once a day. There's even a damn sticky!
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Lol.. Not searching has nothing to do with maturity. Just didn't feel like wading thru pages to get the answer.
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mguelph said:
Lol.. Not searching has nothing to do with maturity. Just didn't feel like wading thru pages to get the answer.
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So you're lazy and expect others to help you?
I think most here don't feel like answering the same question daily especially ones that are stickied.
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Somairotevoli said:
So you're lazy.
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+1
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Caligula36 said:
+1
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Saw no stickies about it. After reading several pages.
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Its a sticky. Its at the top of the general section called 10 commandments. Read it, be enlightened.
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At least this curious fellow used the Q&A section for his obviously under researched question instead of the dev section...
I've been reading these forums for almost two years, but my first post was a week ago. Rule of thumb: type out your post. Delete it. Search. 99% of questions have been addressed.
And sure, maybe you were treated rudely, but everyone is trying their hardest to clean up the messy forums resulting from actions like these. I tell little kids all the time "you seek smart, so stop doing stupid things." Don't take it personally.
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At least this curious fellow used the Q&A section for his obviously under researched question instead of the dev section...
I've been reading these forums for almost two years, but my first post was a week ago. Rule of thumb: type out your post. Delete it. Search. 99% of questions have been addressed.
And sure, maybe you were treated rudely, but everyone is trying their hardest to clean up the messy forums resulting from actions like these. I tell little kids all the time "you seek smart, so stop doing stupid things." Don't take it personally.
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oh I'm not taking any of it personally, I actually am laughing at the fact that some folks are getting so bent over my question.
don't you mean seem and not and not seek, in the last part of your post ;-)
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noob intro

hi all... noob here... glad to be with the skyrocket folks... tons of good info here.
Search and read before posting useless crap and we will get along fine were a helpful bunch when you help yourself first welcome and enjoy you picked an awesome time to get this phone
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I awoke that morning with hopes to see if there was any cm9 progress in the development section for the galaxy s2 skyrocket on Xda developers. Part of me knew that there weren't any updates. But I checked anyway. After looking around in the development section I went onto the general section with hopes that the thread where the guy was pulling an ota but couldn't Download it, was indeed downloading ics. But my suspicions were right to think that he wasnt really Down loading anything. And then I refreshed the general section only to find this thread of a guy who should have posted in the general thread.
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Lol I know a noob doing what he should I'm shocked
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nrm5110 said:
Lol I know a noob doing what he should I'm shocked
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Sorry to disappoint...LOL j/k
You have now gotten your first thanks lol I like your attitude you might just make it in here without getting troll stomped
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nitrocraze said:
Sorry to disappoint...LOL j/k
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If u can take that in stride like u did, you'll be just fine nitro. If not, iandroid, nrm, and xcrazy will tear u apart, while I watch and eat popcorn
did someone say trolls? <PerK> I love trolls! LOL
Be careful if you troll mods will find you I'm on a very nice **** list lol like I said though search post in the right place and you will be all good here
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Good to see someone with a backbone take a bit of a hazing and walk it off. We are a little rough here but its all in good fun and entertainment. You will fit in fine.
And yes there is an xda "****list" for offenders. I just got welcomed to the list within the past week. Don't anger the mods, and dont post non development stuff in the development section and you may just get out alive.
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If u can take that in stride like u did, you'll be just fine nitro. If not, iandroid, nrm, and xcrazy will tear u apart, while I watch and eat popcorn
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Im hurt that im not included
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droid512 said:
Im hurt that im not included
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Ur not at their level yet Droid
icenight89 said:
Ur not at their level yet Droid
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Untrue
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droid512 said:
Untrue
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Yes true lol. Lemme know when ur on doc's radar (aka short list) theb we'll talk

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