[APP][Joke][2.1+]Reality Distortion Field v1.1 - Android Apps and Games

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Hey XDA! I think you guys will be able to appreciate the Apple humor here more than anyone else It was inspired by Dilbert: http://dilbert.com/strips/comic/2010-09-23/
Reality Distortion Field (RDF) is a technology that enables one to manipulate reality itself. It has been used for decades by highly influential people to excite, convince, and rally; to bring peace and to incite wars; and mostly to sell mediocre gadgets at premium prices.
For the first time, the secret to the RDF is revealed. The Reality Distortion Field app by Elemris is the first and only to bring this incredible power to your Android phone. Using space-age science, this app allows you to project a small Reality Distortion Field around you to help in your daily life.
Influence your peers… charm anyone... have people marvel at your smartphone even if it has a tiny 3.5 inch screen … now you can have it all.
The RDF is maintained by the battery's electric energy. However the battery drain is minimal because the battery is being fed back by Reality Distortion energy from inside the field. In effect battery life may last longer than usual.
New: SHAKE your device, and the app will convert your body's kinetic energy into RDF energy, for a temporary energy boost.
Results may vary; use for entertainment.
Works best if used at least 3 times a day.
Support
If you run into any problems using Reality Distortion Field, please tell us and we'll do our best to help. As you probably know, it's not possible to provide support through the Android Market - so contact me directly either at elemris.com/contact-us or here on XDA. Thanks for your feedback and support! and if you like our app, please rate and comment and let the world know
Download for free from the Android Market:
https://market.android.com/details?id=com.elemris.realitydistortion

Love it.
We need more Apps like this!
Although not to everyones taste no doubt.
Many thanks.

i dont even

JaymzBond said:
i dont even
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i'm 12 and what is this?

Regarding the last two user posts:
Come again?
<Insert Facepalm here>

This app comes preinstalled on idevices correct?
Sent from my HTC Vision using xda premium

Yes indeed. Though I hear the RDF implementation in iOS 5 is not functioning correctly.

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Gym/Workout App

I remember seeing something a while ago which you can track your work outs and what not at the gym and track progress, is there such a thing?
Cheers in advance
MySportTraining from VidaOne is a good one, but is not the cheapest:
http://www.vidaone.com/mst_ppc.htm
there is an desktop app to sync with
SportyPal is supposed to be very good:
http://www.sportypal.com/
Puckmeister said:
MySportTraining from VidaOne is a good one, but is not the cheapest:
http://www.vidaone.com/mst_ppc.htm
there is an desktop app to sync with
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I use MySportTraining; and I've tried a few. It isn't 'cheap', but I think it is a reasonable price.
Yes with Sportypal you can do any type of outdoor workouts, with the chance to add manually indoor workout, especially for working out in the gym
http://www.sportypal.com/indoor
It has many types of exercises to choose from, or add my own like the Abrriper X program
Puckmeister said:
MySportTraining from VidaOne is a good one, but is not the cheapest:
http://www.vidaone.com/mst_ppc.htm
there is an desktop app to sync with
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Yes n1 app but not fingerfriendly.
How did u use this with only a finger ?
Yes in the gym you want to be able to enter sets and reps easily and quick so can some clever programmer please design a Finger Friendly app for our phones? Please!
tboy2000 said:
Yes in the gym you want to be able to enter sets and reps easily and quick so can some clever programmer please design a Finger Friendly app for our phones? Please!
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You can enter sets and reps on sportypal, but only on their web application so far as i know
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i dont like sportipal!
have too much crashes.
the MySportTraining its good?!
I use MySport Training combined with Run.GPS (for all my outdoor trainings)
Tried a couple including mysporttraining and tbh I found that excel and making my own log was the best... too much self input on mysport for a paid app, too many missing simple exercises too... and too fiddly...
I check @ weekend mySportTraining and my result is: It is not 4 me
* Only english, kay is not the biggest prob but one
* all buttons 2 small 4 use @ workout and HD2 Display
Did you ever tries Jucy Workout Log? It's designed for phones and tables, so there should not be any issues with HD devices. It's very simple, though powerful. It has the most flexible exercises setup where you can assign ANY measure to your exercises. Besides, it's graphs feature is very good.

[APP][2.3+] Book of Changes (I-Ching)

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For centuries, the Chinese Book of Changes is considered a truly magical tool for both determination of the fate and obtaining of the necessary advice. Confucius noted that the Book can help to escape a lot of mistakes. I-Ching divination helps to puzzle out the difficult circumstances of life, and to find the right way to resolve them. In sixty-four hexagrams the interpretations that the most closely and delicately able to display the current situation are put together. Moreover, no one person, who asks for advice, will not be without answer. It's enough to focus on question that disturb you and start divination.
Anciently to take advantages of the tips of fate genial tool it was necessary to make a lot of effort. The Book of changes that is represented on android allows you to use existing possibilities of eastern masterpiece directly from your smartphone. For this purpose it is enough to install the android operating system on your smartphone. Now, using the phone that is always with you, at any time, you can get support or important advice. Even in difficult situations the tips are always directed to support and inspire the new achievements.
The application does not collect any personal information; your story is only on your device.
Languages: English, Hebrew and Russian
LINK TO APPLICATION GOOGLE PLAY
Hope you will enjoy using it! ​
** Updated to support more devices ** :laugh:
CatInHat said:
** Updated to support more devices ** :laugh:
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Not compatible with HTC one.
aleph23 said:
Not compatible with HTC one.
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Thanks for the feedback.
Initially the idea was to make this application for tablet devices, because it is a great challenge for the eyes of the user to read from the screen of mobile phone. However, I'm considering to add support for mobile phones also.
Thanks again :good:
CatInHat said:
Thanks for the feedback.
Initially the idea was to make this application for tablet devices, because it is a great challenge for the eyes of the user to read from the screen of mobile phone. However, I'm considering to add support for mobile phones also.
Thanks again :good:
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Update time!
I've managed to add support for more devices, now it supports 3390 devices instead of 630 as it was before.
The app should scale perfectly fine to any screen size now.:victory:
A little update, recoded few lines, now it should be working more efficiently, consuming less resources.
New update
Hey there!
New update with new functionality!!!

[APP][4.0+] Pic Perfect: Compare, manage, and share your best photos!

Hi everyone, and happy new year!
I think many of you would find useful the app I have just developed and published:
Pic Perfect helps you find the best image out of a set you choose by showing you two at a time, side by side, and then giving you options to copy/move/delete/share them.
With it, you no longer have to flip back and forth between images in your gallery to pick the best photo for an album cover or to post on Facebook/Instagram/etc. And it's even more ideal for burst mode, since it will disregard pictures it can guess you don't want. For example, given 30 images, if you like Image 10 better than Image 20 then it won't show you Images 21-30. (But you can always choose not to use that feature if you don't want it).
Let me know what you think!
UPDATE 1/12/14: I added apk for direct download. Find it below. Thanks!
Thanks,
Lucas
Sufficiently Advanced Apps
"Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic." - Arthur C. Clarke
Screenshots:
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Really couldn't ask for more, this app; simple and easy to use. A really good application and does what it is supposed to..and well.
To the developers at SAA, you deserve it.
Also, FIRST!
Sent from my Nexus 7 using XDA Premium 4 mobile app
Abel669 said:
Really couldn't ask for more, this app; simple and easy to use. A really good application and does what it is supposed to..and well.
To the developers at SAA, you deserve it.
Also, FIRST!
Sent from my Nexus 7 using XDA Premium 4 mobile app
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Thanks, I'm glad you like it! Please be sure to rate it 5 stars, if you would be so kind.
Added .apk for direct download. Thanks for checking it out!
Edit: I figured out how to add it in original post, so I removed the apk from this comment.
A quick update for everyone: I just implemented zoom functionality on the Compare screen. Check it out and let me know what you think!
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sufficientlyadvancedapps.picperfect
I have reworked the zoom functionality so it should be much smoother now. There shouldn't be any more problems with large (13MP) photos anymore.
Hi all, I've made some more improvements to the app. Check out Pic Perfect v1.1.2, and please rate it five stars if you like it!
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.sufficientlyadvancedapps.picperfect
I've just released a big update that should make the app much easier to use. Check it out!

Remote control and *view* your phone camera with Android Wear

Just wrote an Android Wear app to remote control *and view* your cell phone camera live. I have a series of other hacks I plan to do in the near future but here's a start. Open source too so hope people can help contribute and make it better! Welcome feedback, pull requests, suggestions.
On the play store:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=net.dheera.wearcamera
Source on GitHub:
https://github.com/dheera/android-wearcamera
Post on my website:
http://dheera.net/projects/android-wearcamera
Now you can spy on people and take photos of them without them knowing it xD
Very cool app. Works well. Thanks for this!!
Sent from my HTC One M8
This is brilliant!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!
Well done!
Totally awesome app!
I've made a bunch of updates to Wear Camera Remote since the first release now. I've added basic support for turning the flash on/off and switching between front/rear camera. But I'm doing it differently than all those paid apps (e.g. Pixtocam) in that I want the UI to blend in well with Google's UI. Also small buttons on a smartwatch is awful to use.
More features to come in the future when I get time, stay tuned. Or if someone wants to help extend this vision, it *is* an open source GPL project.
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nvm
Tried this, awesome!! thanks
Awsome app !
Can you consider for the next version to be able to disable the screen on the phone ?
It's this for nexus devices only or all phones? It doesn't seem to work on my LG G3.
johnomaz said:
It's this for nexus devices only or all phones? It doesn't seem to work on my LG G3.
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Not working on my HTC One either. The only app that's given me phone->watch video is LookBehind but it cost like $2. In any event, people are blown away by this James Bond-esque feature

Apple Wave [Important] 💀

Hello.
Just saw the Video from TechRax (31 % - 38 %)
...but don't ever try this! With aný phoñe‼
Apple Wave IS actually Haox!
If the phone would be a few seconds longer in the Microwave, it would be boom! Dead. ? ?
The higher Percentage is just, because the Microwave-Waves did hit the Hardware so the percentage can't be calculated properly. Or somehow...
The idea of „Apple Wave for iOS 8“ is from some idiots‼‼‼
Microwaves are dangerous for any kind of phone hardware which is not nanocoated!‼
TechRax makes nice tests, but if he would do that for 6 Seconds in row with 3 % Battery Percentage, the phone would maybe display 41 % after it rallied, but then those 41%'s would be over in 10 Minutes or so!
▲Not to Forget:
Such a small battery can't be charged up soo fast!
You need bigger batteries with lower capacities for a faster
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- impossible with a high-end smartphone of today.
It's a HOAX?!?! Really?!?!
Microwaves are dangerous for any kind of phone hardware which is not nanocoated!‼
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How stupid are you, and how stupid do you think the rest of us are?
Somebody lock this bull$#!+ down. Better yet, delete it or move it to whatever back-end section this forum has for this kind of garbage.
Planterz said:
It's a HOAX?!?! Really?!?!
How stupid are you, and how stupid do you think the rest of us are?
Somebody lock this bull$#!+ down. Better yet, delete it or move it to whatever back-end section this forum has for this kind of garbage.
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Hey, that's not nice of you.
I'm not stupid ...but there are really people who do this at home!
Even the Police warns out of it! (because too long in the microwave can make the phone explode or burn etc.)
Hannah Stern said:
Even the Police warns out of it! (because too long in the microwave can make the phone explode or burn etc.)
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Then let's leave the professionals to do their job and not interfere.
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