Database Info

you know your xda addict when...... (funny)

You know your an xda addict when.....
1.You tell your spouse you will pm them instead of text .
2.When you flash the same rom twice just to feel the rush.
3.Your dinner converation consist of "honey you won't beleive what happened today at xda"
4.You name your first born after your favorite cook
5.You tattoo flames on your knuckles.
6.You have been written up at work for flashing your phone.
7.When your spouse walks into the room you quickly bring up porn to hide the xda site.
8.You become nervous when Your spouse catches you secretly hacking your phone in the guest room. "honey its not what you think!"
9.You get jealous when your friends touch you phone.
10.You rather check the weather on the phone then look out the window.
11.Your spouse says to you " for the last time put your stylus away I already told you I do not have a reset button!!!"
12.You start handing out bans at home.
13.You force your kids to read xda threads specificly the ones to long to read but expect them to take notes.
14.Your alone time isn't really alone time its xda and you time.
15.You make a thread that's says you know your an xda attic when..... Lol and miss spell addict twice lol
16.Your spouse complains you touch your phone more then you them.
I hope these put a smile on your face keep them comming funny only please.

I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.

TheBundo said:
I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
thank you simple typo I have fixed it some what. and yes I know what an attic is there was no need define it.

I must say this stuff is funny n i m an XDA addict.

Your spouse says to you " for the last time put your stylus away I already told you I do not have a reset button!!!"
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
This one got me ROFL It raises multiferous thoughts in a perverted mind like mine
good one guevr001...

haha thanks for the love guys. feel free to add some of your own. my girl is always rolling her eyes when she see me on line. lol

The Reaper said:
This one got me ROFL It raises multiferous thoughts in a perverted mind like mine
good one guevr001...
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
what is ROFL?

guevr001 said:
what is ROFL?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Rolling On the Floor Laughing
there is also: ROFLMAO
guess that one out.

You know your an XDA addict....
.....when you post a link to your XDA profile via facebook
more to come.....

...........when you tattoo flames on your knuckles. To strike fear into noobs

adict
when you check some threads every three minutes to read new posts

TheBundo said:
I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
don't you mean addict?

When you have XDA-Developers.com as your home page and your wife goes on the computer and asks - Why are there people talking about Melons on a forum for your phone?
You of course try to explain, but she does not see the humour

ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am an addict. My kids and ol' man have said it, but, to see it in print (sobs)!

hotrod101 said:
When you have XDA-Developers.com as your home page and your wife goes on the computer and asks - Why are there people talking about Melons on a forum for your phone?
You of course try to explain, but she does not see the humour
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
LOL!!
Yep that´s a good one, it happen me also!

guevr001 said:
You know your an xda addict when.....
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
When you start sorting your work and family text messages into
General Discussion
Questions and Answers
Off Topic
Networking ............................................

Helpful Super widgets screenshots thread ***Aus Spec non-root Only***

So, anyone show me great screenshot of Australia X10a helpful super widget please. Have a nice day.

what the heck is a "helpful super widget"? Do you mean something that displays heaps of info? if so, info about what? it could be the weather, phone stats, facebook/social networking. need more info

bazzatron said:
So, anyone show me great screenshot of Australia X10a helpful super widget please. Have a nice day.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I can't wait for your next 10 discussing the same stuff that gets posted in here.

I'm just here to help, if you dont like it leave

bazzatron said:
I'm just here to help, if you dont like it leave
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
so......what exactly are you wanting to find out from this thread? i asked you before what you wanted.....we cant help you if you dont tell us what you want.
EDIT: looking back over your previous posts, i would expect you were taking the piss in the original post and i missed the joke. Generally you are very clear and helpfull so i guess i had a fail moment

LOL, just having a joke at gupta.anurag08's expense.

my opinion...is that bazzatron is the second account of gupta.anurag08...

QuentinCosta said:
my opinion...is that bazzatron is the second account of gupta.anurag08...
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Nah, that is riskSingapore

mrtim123 said:
Nah, that is riskSingapore
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
cant stop laughing at the moment...

LOL, I'm way to articulate to be a gupta alt.

WTF...............

mrtim123 said:
Nah, that is riskSingapore
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I wondered the same thing! Both have the same broken English, and both rudely demanding as hell that you help them....
Sent from my X10i using Tapatalk

lawless_benji said:
I wondered the same thing! Both have the same broken English, and both rudely demanding as hell that you help them....
Sent from my X10i using Tapatalk
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
hey MF*** lawless_benji mind your business, it seems you dont have any work to do in ur life just passing all ****ing time here on XDA, writing ****tt!!

@bazzatron
Firstly, don't try to restrict who can post in threads.
Secondly, rooting is NOT needed to use widgets.
Finally, there are NOT different widgets specifically for the X10a, as the X10i and X10a have just about the same hardware and software on them.
That's all...
EDIT: Don't be offensive to other members, too...
Also, are these X10 forums just a place for people to flame and argue now?
It's useless to do so, as most people don't who you are anyway, and shouldn't care - but that doesn't even matter too!

riskSingapore said:
hey MF*** lawless_benji mind your business, it seems you dont have any work to do in ur life just passing all ****ing time here on XDA, writing ****tt!!
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
You've proven my point. Really rude. And I hate broken English, I really do. It doesn't take much to type in proper sentences. I do work actually, full time. Not a benefit scrounger or lazy bum. Just lucky enough to be on holiday for a week.
Sent from my X10i using Tapatalk

HunteronX said:
@bazzatron
Firstly, don't try to restrict who can post in threads.
Secondly, rooting is NOT needed to use widgets.
Finally, there are NOT different widgets specifically for the X10a, as the X10i and X10a have just about the same hardware and software on them.
That's all...
EDIT: Don't be offensive to other members, too...
Also, are these X10 forums just a place for people to flame and argue now?
It's useless to do so, as most people don't who you are anyway, and shouldn't care - but that doesn't even matter too!
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Take it easy, this thread was just a joke. Delete it if you want.

bazzatron said:
Take it easy, this thread was just a joke. Delete it if you want.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Too bad. I came in here hoping to witness a plethora of blow-my-socks-off wi[dget]zardry.
You've broken my heart, dude.
Serious

riskSingapore said:
hey MF*** lawless_benji mind your business, it seems you dont have any work to do in ur life just passing all ****ing time here on XDA, writing ****tt!!
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
haha i knew it. good to see you got your phone rooted eventually gupta. all you had to do was ask nice (and use another profile)

Are There Any "Pick Up Artist" Apps for Android?

are any "pick up artist" apps for android7?

The Dating Pocketbook. I downloaded it a few weeks ago and it's really interesting.

rpimps said:
The Dating Pocketbook. I downloaded it a few weeks ago and it's really interesting.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
hi, rpimps.. i got 2 questions:
1) is it the only dating app for android?
2) does the Dating Book contain info on PUA basics like, opening, comfort, seducing?

koolxx said:
hi, rpimps.. i got 2 questions:
1) is it the only dating app for android?
2) does the Dating Book contain info on PUA basics like, opening, comfort, seducing?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
i hope it also includes anti-biotics for the clap youll likely contract.

luciferii said:
i hope it also includes anti-biotics for the clap youll likely contract.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Literally LOL'd.....8 points my friend

koolxx said:
hi, rpimps.. i got 2 questions:
1) is it the only dating app for android?
2) does the Dating Book contain info on PUA basics like, opening, comfort, seducing?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
It's not the only one, I downloaded a couple others but this one was the best. It does have the basic stuff and a lot of advanced stuff. I'm not really into the "pua" world but it does a good job of explaining things so I could understand it, and it wasn't a bunch of useless corny stuff.

your phone can tell you movie times, let you make reservations at nice restaraunts, you can find bars using google maps.
the one thing it cant do....is get you a girl to do all those things with....that ones on you.

hoovnick said:
Literally LOL'd.....8 points my friend
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
yeah, hoovnick is a cheer leader of lameness.

davidstre said:
your phone can tell you movie times, let you make reservations at nice restaraunts, you can find bars using google maps.
the one thing it cant do....is get you a girl to do all those things with....that ones on you.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
what are you talking about??

There is one called Pickup Artist: Seduce Women.

Where do you get that one haha
Sent from my ADR6300 using XDA App

koolxx said:
what are you talking about??
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
im talking about using an "app" to help you pick up woman. just not my cup of tea, id rather go out and talk to a girl and connect with her on my own merit. not with a bunch of tactics from some "pick up artist" app.
to each their own i guess.

davidstre said:
im talking about using an "app" to help you pick up woman. just not my cup of tea, id rather go out and talk to a girl and connect with her on my own merit. not with a bunch of tactics from some "pick up artist" app.
to each their own i guess.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
well, i dont know about you.. but the tactics have helped me.

koolxx said:
that was lame as hell.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
And an app teaching you how to talk to women isn't?
Sent from my Dell Streak using XDA App

koolxx said:
yeah, hoovnick is a cheer leader of lameness.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
If by lameness you mean clever wit, then yes. But whatever, not here for a typing war on a forum. I was just having fun with a comment, bit of humor. Wish you luck in your pursuit of your app.

What is Rosie?

I see several ROM's refer to rosie. What does that mean?

I mean really?
Rosie

wow you couldnt just answer the ? just had to make seem so mean lol way to go champ.. we all been their when we ask a ? and yes google is our friend
Rosie is the name of a theme while Vanilla is just purely stock Android. just the Ui thats all

CRYRAXDroid said:
wow you couldnt just answer the ? just had to make seem so mean lol way to go champ.. we all been their when we ask a ? and yes google is our friend
Rosie is the name of a theme while Vanilla is just purely stock Android. just the Ui thats all
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Um, here is your answer;
42

tweaked said:
I mean really?
Rosie
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I know man what the hell? Makes me scared to even ask a question haha
Sent from my Desire HD using XDA Premium App

tweaked said:
Um, here is your answer;
42
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
ahhahahah like how you do that I do get a kick out of that.. Who does this but hey its w.e floats the boat. To help or not and make it harder for some other just to ask a simple ? about something that someone comes to a site like this and just wants a little help from others and not be made fun of. Its not like you knew everything in the book. And yea yeah I see a lot "well I research before I ask or post" so what. Just be cool and help a fellow team member out and not make fun lol..
To OP hope you were able to find out your simple ?s and if anything else just ask..

I was wondering the same thing lol
Sent from my Desire HD using XDA App

CRYRAXDroid said:
To OP hope you were able to find out your simple ?s and if anything else justSearch first..
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
^fixed yer post yo.

tweaked said:
^fixed yer post yo.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
And who talks like that yer post HAHAHA yo yo...word man word lol LOL!!! look at this guy.. lol lol thanks man but we get how you work now so its cool brotherlol..thanks cheif

Close this thread down (not to be offensive TO OP) before I piss myself from laughing...O crap I just trickled a little lol

CRYRAXDroid said:
And who talks like that yer post HAHAHA yo yo...word man word lol LOL!!! look at this guy.. lol lol thanks man but we get how you work now so its cool brotherlol..thanks cheif
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
No Problemo Dawg. Er.... Pal. Or kemosabe, or how about ombre?
Do they feed you paint chips where you live?

HAHAHHA!!! I was just drinking some milk and it came out of my nose cause I laughed so hard now I have to buy a computer..

no no just charcoal wood chips..I live in the same area you live lol!

CRYRAXDroid said:
HAHAHHA!!! I was just drinking some milk and it came out of my nose cause I laughed so hard now I have to buy a computer..
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
I like you. You are simple.

I know man I like you to.. You are simple too..Friend me dude friend me

damn it I keep hitting the refresh button to see whats new

CRYRAXDroid said:
damn it I keep hitting the refresh button to see whats new
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
Here is what is new;
Whats New Vato.

tweaked said:
here is what is new;
whats new vato.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
friend me man! Come on!

CRYRAXDroid said:
friend me man! Come on!
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, CRYRAXDroid. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, CRYRAXDroid. A rebel. So long, CRYRAX.

tweaked said:
There's a lotta things about me you don't know anything about, CRYRAXDroid. Things you wouldn't understand. Things you couldn't understand. Things you shouldn't understand.
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, CRYRAXDroid. A rebel. So long, CRYRAX.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
(Laughing like cartmen,south park)Yeah I feel you on that too, on this vast cyber desert and its a long journey to travel and watch out for giant sand worms.But if thats true, fair well ol friend that I meet through sarcasm and jokes... you will never be for got on this long cyber desert we call google home.

hacking cell phones

hey , i was wondering there is an app or program that i could hack my friends devices through my nexus 5?
i would like to say that is only for fun not for illigel stuff.
thanks for helpers [:

ohad123454 said:
hey , i was wondering there is an app or program that i could hack my friends devices through my nexus 5?
i would like to say that is only for fun not for illigel stuff.
thanks for helpers [:
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
even though you would like to say its not for illegal stuff only for fun, its still illegal. and no.

simms22 said:
even though you would like to say its not for illegal stuff only for fun, its still illegal. and no.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
but no one will know haha , so there is not an app or program for that?

ohad123454 said:
but no one will know haha , so there is not an app or program for that?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
He said no, there is none, it's illegal and retarded.

ohad123454 said:
but no one will know haha , so there is not an app or program for that?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
no

kasdepwel said:
He said no, there is none, it's illegal and retarded.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
i just wanna have fun with my friend what is so retarded about that ?

ohad123454 said:
i just wanna have fun with my friend what is so retarded about that ?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
if a friend of mine would hack my phone, i'd kick his ass, what's fun about that, phone hold important data, password, and credit card info, dont mess with that.

ohad123454 said:
i just wanna have fun with my friend what is so retarded about that ?
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
there are many other ways to have fun with your friend. a friend who would mess with my nexus i wouldnt consider a friend anymore.

kasdepwel said:
if a friend of mine would hack my phone, i'd kick his ass, what's fun about that, phone hold important data, password, and credit card info, dont mess with that.
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
simms22 said:
there are many other ways to have fun with your friend
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
we wanna hack each others phones so they asked me for open a thread about that thats all , everybody know that the other friend hacks his phone. we just wanna have fun thats all i just asked you know ..

ohad123454 said:
we wanna hack each others phones so they asked me for open a thread about that thats all , everybody know that the other friend hacks his phone. we just wanna have fun thats all i just asked you know ..
Click to expand...
Click to collapse
If there is a way, your going to have to find it on your own.
Thread closed