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you know your xda addict when...... (funny)

You know your an xda addict when.....
1.You tell your spouse you will pm them instead of text .
2.When you flash the same rom twice just to feel the rush.
3.Your dinner converation consist of "honey you won't beleive what happened today at xda"
4.You name your first born after your favorite cook
5.You tattoo flames on your knuckles.
6.You have been written up at work for flashing your phone.
7.When your spouse walks into the room you quickly bring up porn to hide the xda site.
8.You become nervous when Your spouse catches you secretly hacking your phone in the guest room. "honey its not what you think!"
9.You get jealous when your friends touch you phone.
10.You rather check the weather on the phone then look out the window.
11.Your spouse says to you " for the last time put your stylus away I already told you I do not have a reset button!!!"
12.You start handing out bans at home.
13.You force your kids to read xda threads specificly the ones to long to read but expect them to take notes.
14.Your alone time isn't really alone time its xda and you time.
15.You make a thread that's says you know your an xda attic when..... Lol and miss spell addict twice lol
16.Your spouse complains you touch your phone more then you them.
I hope these put a smile on your face keep them comming funny only please.

I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.

TheBundo said:
I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.
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thank you simple typo I have fixed it some what. and yes I know what an attic is there was no need define it.

I must say this stuff is funny n i m an XDA addict.

Your spouse says to you " for the last time put your stylus away I already told you I do not have a reset button!!!"
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This one got me ROFL It raises multiferous thoughts in a perverted mind like mine
good one guevr001...

haha thanks for the love guys. feel free to add some of your own. my girl is always rolling her eyes when she see me on line. lol

The Reaper said:
This one got me ROFL It raises multiferous thoughts in a perverted mind like mine
good one guevr001...
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what is ROFL?

guevr001 said:
what is ROFL?
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Rolling On the Floor Laughing
there is also: ROFLMAO
guess that one out.

You know your an XDA addict....
.....when you post a link to your XDA profile via facebook
more to come.....

...........when you tattoo flames on your knuckles. To strike fear into noobs

adict
when you check some threads every three minutes to read new posts

TheBundo said:
I think you mean adict. An attic is the space between the ceiling and the roof. Good thing my dad made me stay in school through the ninth grade.
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don't you mean addict?

When you have XDA-Developers.com as your home page and your wife goes on the computer and asks - Why are there people talking about Melons on a forum for your phone?
You of course try to explain, but she does not see the humour

ROFLMMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I am an addict. My kids and ol' man have said it, but, to see it in print (sobs)!

hotrod101 said:
When you have XDA-Developers.com as your home page and your wife goes on the computer and asks - Why are there people talking about Melons on a forum for your phone?
You of course try to explain, but she does not see the humour
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LOL!!
Yep that´s a good one, it happen me also!

guevr001 said:
You know your an xda addict when.....
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When you start sorting your work and family text messages into
General Discussion
Questions and Answers
Off Topic
Networking ............................................

[Request] Remove snap to grid

Would it be possible to allow icons to be placed anywhere on the screen without having to align to the grid? That would be nice...

yea it would be nice to have the freedom to place widgets/icons anywhere. i kinda liked how you can do that with maemo

What is this "maemo" that you speak of?

Maemo

Mi|enko said:
Maemo
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hahahahahahaha

Mi|enko said:
Maemo
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Is this it?
http://books.google.com/books?id=kK...ved=0CAwQ6AEwAjjUAg#v=onepage&q=maemo&f=false
I clicked on your link but it brought back 6,840,000 results........

Mi|enko said:
Maemo
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Unbelievably, incredibly, freakin' genius trickery... grrreeeaaatttt one man! (If I said this instead of typed it, the sarcasm would be extremely blatant.)
Furthermore, it would have taken you less time to simply tell me what it was than trying to be a jackass... But what should I expect from a guy advertising the cover art from a 10+ year old cd from a "never quite made it" rap group???

Maemo is nokia's OS for their N900.

xombe said:
Unbelievably, incredibly, freakin' genius trickery... grrreeeaaatttt one man! (If I said this instead of typed it, the sarcasm would be extremely blatant.)
Furthermore, it would have taken you less time to simply tell me what it was than trying to be a jackass... But what should I expect from a guy advertising the cover art from a 10+ year old cd from a "never quite made it" rap group???
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Little overboard?

Gimpeh said:
Little overboard?
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lol No biggie. You should see the PMs I got. Those were a riot. Didn't mean to tick her off so much.

Mi|enko said:
lol No biggie. You should see the PMs I got. Those were a riot. Didn't mean to tick her off so much.
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Ha ha... I like the cleverly placed "her".... So subtle yet insulting at the same time. Once again I Clown *****, you exceed expectations. A glimpse of intelligence maybe...? No, just another seizure...

I guess people DO download the menstruation app.

Never realized someones intelligence was based on their ability to listen to music that gained mainstream popularity.
All these years of looking for truely good underground artists and non-conventional genres of music.... **gasp** wasted... oh woe is me.... Beelzebub... Nosferatu... what vile beast has summoned thee upon me.... NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
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I guess people DO download the menstuation app.
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I lol'ed.

david1171 said:
Never realized someones intelligence was based on their ability to listen to music that gained mainstream popularity.
All these years of looking for truely good underground artists and non-conventional genres of music.... **gasp** wasted... oh woe is me.... Beelzebub... Nosferatu... what vile beast has summoned thee upon me.... NOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!
I lol'ed.
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Oh sure, seeking "underground" music is a worthwhile effort. I never said that it wasn't. Neutral Milk Hotel for instance offers a very intelligent sound for never having made it into the limelight... but ICP??? C'mon, even you must agree...
And where do I find the "menstuation" app??? I have never heard the term before. Is it next to the spelling app per chance?
Wow... I really must not have anything better to do...

xombe said:
Oh sure, seeking "underground" and music out of the mainstream is a worthwhile effort. Neutral Milk Hotel for instance offers a very intelligent sound for never having made it into the limelight... but ICP??? C'mon, even you must agree...
Wow... I really must not have anything better to do...
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I definitely agree with Neutral Milk Hotel, but in regards to other music (just like various lifestyles lol) to each his own.

+1 for ICP and placing Widgets anywhere. I love all this witty thread banter. Have to watch your xda thread Rep and not lose all that "street cred"

The Samsung Behold II on T-mobile allows you to place shortcuts, etc., on the homescreen and there's no snap-to-grid. You can put them wherever... so I'm sure it can be done.

You know, it's funny. I really don't even listen to ICP anymore. Started listening to them about 13 years ago and made screennames which reflected the group/album/song. Now, I still use the names for consistency more than anything else. Just funny, the assumptions that get made.

Mi|enko said:
You know, it's funny. I really don't even listen to ICP anymore. Started listening to them about 13 years ago and made screennames which reflected the group/album/song. Now, I still use the names for consistency more than anything else. Just funny, the assumptions that get made.
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Look dude... If you listen to ICP, fine. Its not my business and it does not matter if I like them or not. Looking back, I was being a bit of a **** and I apologize.
My main point on this whole thread was to bring to light an idea that I felt would be beneficial... not start a flame war...

xombe said:
Furthermore, it would have taken you less time to simply tell me what it was than trying to be a jackass... But what should I expect from a guy advertising the cover art from a 10+ year old cd from a "never quite made it" rap group???
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DUDE! * * * * We are not your mommy! It was a simple search engine joke, you didn't need to take it like ........
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Mod Edit: Speaking of Mommy - she's not happy about the colorful language you AND others are using!! Be careful
To make this a useful post, I do think it would be awesome to have a feature like this on out phones. I do not know if hardware wise it would be supported since it has not been done on any other android phone.

[Q] Kinda at a standstill,,,,

Hey all,,,
Well, im trying to root my samsung mesmerize and when i get to the part where it says run as administrator, it keeps asking for a password. Is there a step ive missed or something else i have to do? Please let me know. I'm trying to use my phone as a wireless hotspot or wireless tethering device to use for laptop or xbox 360 or whatever. So,, any info/help would be greatly appreciated, THANKS!!!!

What the hell are you talking about man? You've got to be more clear. Are you talking about running whatever root procedure on your computer as an administrator? If that's the case then the password is clearly going to be whatever the password is for the administrator account on your computer.
And by the way, no way you're going to be able to play 360 games online with tethering. You would lag out the ass.

add144 said:
And by the way, no way you're going to be able to play 360 games online with tethering. You would lag out the ass.
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Not to mention blast through you data cap at a fairly quick rate.

Ive played WoW on my mobile connection before, granted it was very laggy it was still do able, in comparison hughes net was a worse gaming connection then the cell but neither are great, not recommended for anything serious; as for the 360 the most I have even tried on there is just loading add ons and game updates both of which worked fine.
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WoW...really? Jesus...

add144 said:
WoW...really? Jesus...
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Those Wow players gotta have their fix.

Yea wow plenty as long as you stayed out of groups you were fine, trying to run dungeons, raids etc were not possible the lag got too bad, but questing it was fine, lol. I played for 5 years before I gave it up, the new xpac was the gay... Anyways back on topic what you want is do able if your conscience not to over strain your connection
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No junior. I was saying WoW is ****ing gay and I can't believe you actually played that ****, ever. Much less for five damn years. Jesus Christ. Go get laid or do some drugs or something cool.

add144 said:
no junior. I was saying wow is ****ing gay and i can't believe you actually played that ****, ever. Much less for five damn years. Jesus christ. Go get laid or do some drugs or something cool.
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sc2 4 life!

Aw, Add I'm so happy you care if I'm getting laid, I'm happily married with children and unfortunately probably much older than you, and since I've seen many of your bar posts I'll keep my carpral tunnel possibility because I like video games, have all the consoles too if you got some jokes to crack on those and you keep on rotting your liver. But thanks though dawg, good looking, I'm glad I'm not the only one looking out for my ****. And as for the do some drugs or something fun comment idk man I might have to state grow up a little and do what you do but don't advertise as its not legal yet, son.. What are you one of those I'm so cool 21 year olds who announces ha ha I'm so drunk, and make stupid posts from the bar because I can't handle my liquor, lol... I used to date stupid girls like you, do sit around and giggle incessantly too once your drunk and then in the morning claim omg what did I do last night because "you were too drunk to be responsible"... You make me laugh though kiddo, good stuff
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...what are you even talking about?

richaoj said:
sc2 4 life!
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sc2 is awesome!

Want to know what the others look like?

With as much time as we spend on here, did you ever wonder what everyone looks like.
Does MZ really look like Bogey?
Is 3rdstring really meditating in lotus pose on a rock?
Does LibertyMonger carry a musket around with him all the time (actually I don't want to know the answer to this one).
I was thinking that we could put quick pix of what we look like, so that we get a better sense of identity in an anonymous forum.
Want to? If so, please only real pictures please.
Edit: Mobile app is buggy today, so I'll upload mine later on. Can't start a thread about what you look like and not post my own pix.

Mine has been taken down as of today.

Lol, cute kids and neat idea.

Me and my brother

Me my wife and kid.

JiroPrinz8 said:
Me my wife and kid.
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Nice family bud! Adorable baby and a beautiful wife! I don't have any kids, kinda starting to wish that I did though. But I am probably better off lol. You got some cute ones too Wood! You both look like good daddy's!
***I treat my niece and nephews like my own though that's enough for me!

LibertyMonger said:
***I treat my niece and nephews like my own though that's enough for me!
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Best part about that is you can always send them home. Haha.

Woodrube said:
Best part about that is you can always send them home. Haha.
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+1..! LMAO!
Funny, I always thought to myself, am I a geek being this active on here this whole time? We don't look like geeks at all. LOL!

JiroPrinz8 said:
+1..! LMAO!
Funny, I always thought to myself, am I a geek being this active on here this whole time? We don't look like geeks at all. LOL!
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I think that's why we are so stupid and don't know what the heck we are doing! Lmao!
***Just kiddin I don't think you guys are stupid just thought it was funny lol

The guys who would call us geeks are still on stock and pumping our gas for a living. Nothing wrong with learning and tweaking.
How much did you know 6months or a year ago. We can't all be MZ or Fjfalcon (much respect), but we all contribute something, if only as much as a hand hold through something. Case in point LM and me today on Bravo.
That was Rev, MZ and HM for me a year ago and not once did they flame me for asking a question.

Woodrube said:
The guys who would call us geeks are still on stock and pumping our gas for a living. Nothing wrong with learning and tweaking.
How much did you know 6months or a year ago. We can't all be MZ or Fjfalcon (much respect), but we all contribute something, if only as much as a hand hold through something. Case in point LM and me today on Bravo.
That was Rev, MZ and HM for me a year ago and not once did they flame me for asking a question.
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Exactly, that was Rev MZ and HM for me too, I always feel like helping out if I can, it's like an obligation since the guys that were on here when i didn't know a thing helped me out pretty well and never flamed me when I was asking really n00b questions that time, so I feel I should give what I got.
**LM don't worry, IT IS funny, I agree, maybe that's why we (i think i can safely speak for the 2 of us LOL!) don't know what's happening on the dev threads half the time.. LMAO!

Woodrube said:
The guys who would call us geeks are still on stock and pumping our gas for a living. Nothing wrong with learning and tweaking.
How much did you know 6months or a year ago. We can't all be MZ or Fjfalcon (much respect), but we all contribute something, if only as much as a hand hold through something. Case in point LM and me today on Bravo.
That was Rev, MZ and HM for me a year ago and not once did they flame me for asking a question.
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Well Rev accused me of being a troll once, I was new and on khal's V4 I seen 4g signal on my phone and I asked about it wondering how or what he did, I assumed he tweaked the radio and got us 4g! I didn't know **** about radio's then didn't know it was impossible all I know is I seen it lmao! Then after he accused me of trolling others came forward and were saying they seen it too so it was just a mystery after that. But I swear I was showing 4g signal! lmao

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Well Rev accused me of being a troll once, I was new and on khal's V4 I seen 4g signal on my phone and I asked about it wondering how or what he did, I assumed he tweaked the radio and got us 4g! I didn't know **** about radio's then didn't know it was impossible all I know is I seen it lmao! Then after he accused me of trolling others came forward and were saying they seen it too so it was just a mystery after that. But I swear I was showing 4g signal! lmao
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Got that once too IIRC, when the "official Cincinnati bell froyo" was released, I was posting all over so excited and all, then realized that I was hours late and didn't read first.. lmao! Looking back it was pretty funny..
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Its me~! (I don't know why is that image horizontal )

@sohrab.naushad nice long hairs!

JiroPrinz8 said:
Got that once too IIRC, when the "official Cincinnati bell froyo" was released, I was posting all over so excited and all, then realized that I was hours late and didn't read first.. lmao! Looking back it was pretty funny..
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Lmao! Yeah he thought I was just making it up I guess but why would I? lol. I was just glad I wasn't the only one who seen it! I was all jacked up thinkin I had 4g. And here I am still trolling! I never let it sway me! Lmaooo!!!

I came forward too about the 4lte signal. It was a bad png or something like that and only on the personaRed ROM. But hey, I didn't know what the heck a png was back then.
Sohrab is a doctor too with that long hair. Once metal, always metal.

I kinda feel like teh old man

3rdstring said:
I kinda feel like teh old man
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Ahhh I'm an old man too! The pic I posted is 4 years old! lol I just liked the pic! I will be 39 in march.

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did anyone survive Zen mode ???

IDK how I was able to do it.

Idk why you turned it on

Eric214 said:
Idk why you turned it on
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To test the feature I was curious

Better you than me.....that's one feature that I will not turn on at all.

I was died with activation.

Activation of Zen should require authentication, because having people be able to temporarily brick your phone if you let them use it is problematic.

I did the other day, it basically sucked...lol

I did on my old OnePlus 6

Are you guys genuinely 12 years old or something? That's how you're sounding. Come on... If you don't want to get locked out of your phone, don't enable it? It clearly says what it's going to do... "I barely survived!!" "I'll never use this stupid feature!!" "it sucked!"
Well, good for you! Then don't use it. This thread is pointless. Stop whining

LOL, very entertaining xda thread! ?

I did it. It was nice. Having a break from the phone . I actually listened to what my wife was saying ?

I used it once but I wouldn't say I "survived". Makes it sound a bit extreme lol
Just enabled it once to see what the UI is like while its activated and chilled with the family for those 20 mins.

It's kinda sad to actually see ppl addicted to basically nothing. It's like saying....my chainsaw kept me from being with my family, you guys don't even realise how dumb, stupid or pathetic that sounds. Facecrap zombies gotta be proud of it. There should be an institution for this kind of mental illness.

I did so I could be forced to stop using my phone before going to bed, it helped a lot with me not being able to play with my phone and just focus on going to sleep. When you use it for the intended purpose its very effective.

What I find hard to believe is there actually has to be an app for this LOL. It's really a simple concept, Just put your phone down.

Faith1105 said:
It's kinda sad to actually see ppl addicted to basically nothing. It's like saying....my chainsaw kept me from being with my family, you guys don't even realise how dumb, stupid or pathetic that sounds. Facecrap zombies gotta be proud of it. There should be an institution for this kind of mental illness.
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And you just sound dumb through and through grandpa

Src52 said:
Are you guys genuinely 12 years old or something? That's how you're sounding. Come on... If you don't want to get locked out of your phone, don't enable it? It clearly says what it's going to do... "I barely survived!!" "I'll never use this stupid feature!!" "it sucked!"
Well, good for you! Then don't use it. This thread is pointless. Stop whining
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More love less hate?

Reuben_skelz92 said:
And you just sound dumb through and through grandpa
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Some serious intelligence right there.
Your family must be proud.

room511 said:
Some serious intelligence right there.
Your family must be proud.
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????? So many kids and trolls on xda these days