Its funny because its SOOO true!!!! - Verizon Samsung Galaxy S III

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Ha ha ha that's pretty great.
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Lol! My ex would have loved this..
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Lol, yeah the original is for a motorcycle, then I saw it for cycling and i thought it would be even better fitting if it was related to phones.

Lol to think that this happened to me twice already.
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Itzvik said:
Lol to think that this happened to me twice already.
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I wish I could say that..wait...
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Haha this is too funny. I can say that this has happened to me.....yet I am the wife, I have screwed up phones in my life. Its too funny that the first thing my husband says when he gets a new phone is, "don't you dare touch it!"
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I am dying over here. This is SO true. You have no idea... Thanks for that!

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Haha this is too funny. I can say that this has happened to me.....yet I am the wife, I have screwed up phones in my life. Its too funny that the first thing my husband says when he gets a new phone is, "don't you dare touch it!"
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My gf says the same. I remember when I almost bricked her atrix. She kept trying to check on my progress and I kept trying to keep her away. It was stuck on some screen lol.
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absolutely hillarious

Yeah, one of the girls I liked BLEW UP at me once when I wasn't texting her because I had to Fastboot my old Razr after softbricking it >.<

Wow its about time someone read me like a book.CTFU I'm the same way and I entirely block everything and everyone out. But its been like this for many years see us men have a tendency to wander what the hell happened how it happened how to fix it and since we are so tired from downloading reading and rooting our androids , well we don't have an ounce of strength left to unbrick so we shut down instead of showing our wife's/ girlfriends/kids what to do so that when we find ourselves in this predicament they can serve as backup hardware to give us input. But our foolish pride won't allow it that's why we are the jacks of all trades but masters of none:banghead::banghead:
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You young sir are a genius! This happens every few years to me. She knows its serious when I'm at my desk. True Rom-maniac thought of that.

This is so true! Only I usually am expecting an important call and have to resort to my mom's old blackberry.
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Had one of these moments today.. Too funny
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Yup. She wants to get romantic, and I want to get ROMantic. "You're always on you're stupid phone!" Hey your gnex wouldn't be as cool if it wasn't for me!
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Hahaha ive done this but my wife knows me well. She says ya screwed your phone up again didnt you. She hates my phone. But she still bought me this one for christmas.
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Holy crap! That is hilarious!

Ha! Good to see everyone has gotten as good of a laugh from this as I was hoping. It really is funny because it is so fitting for so many of us. Like many have already said, my wife HATES my phone. Hates all my electronics especially since I got a galaxy tab for Xmas!!
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tonybahr said:
Hahaha ive done this but my wife knows me well. She says ya screwed your phone up again didnt you. She hates my phone. But she still bought me this one for christmas.
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THIS! lol You should have seen the disparaged look on my face when I walked up the stairs from the basement with HER hard-bricked Droid Charge in my hand....."What's wrong" ".....I broke it." /facepalm
Too many ODIN files in the same folder, when you're in a hurry i500 and i510 look pretty similar lol

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Haha cappy capsized

So my sis cappy running a axura rom got dropped in the toilet...lets just say diarhea hit hur and some how managed to fall in the toilet...mainly to say got some of then moister removing packets and a plastic back for an hour....and who to say the cappy cant take ****...working fine now
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That's a ****ty situation.
honestly, i understood like 10% of what you said
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honestly, i understood like 10% of what you said
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This.
I bet your moisture indicator is brown
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Hope you got the "Germ X" cleaning whips and used it on the phone
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m_mDTLphIVY
Ya wtf. Who rushes to the bathroom with their phone. Im pretty sure whoever I'm texting or talking to can wait. Lol which one reached in to grab it? Haha
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Lolololololololol
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So my sis cappy running a axura rom got dropped in the toilet...lets just say diarhea hit hur and some how managed to fall in the toilet...mainly to say got some of then moister removing packets and a plastic back for an hour....and who to say the cappy cant take ****...working fine now
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So what r u saying? Axura rom made your captivate water proof?
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just another person commenting on their ****ty cRaptivate cRapsising.
three more words...
lysol disinfecting wipes
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So what r u saying? Axura rom made your captivate water proof?
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^ ^
LO L!!!
dirtbagg said:
So my sis cappy running a axura rom got dropped in the toilet...lets just say diarhea hit hur and some how managed to fall in the toilet...mainly to say got some of then moister removing packets and a plastic back for an hour....and who to say the cappy cant take ****...working fine now
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English translation.
So my sisters captivate running the axura rom which enclosed the phone in a waterproof barrier got dropped in the toilet.diarrhea hit her bad and she somehow managed to drop the phone I'm the toilet (what does diarrhea have to do with increasing the chances of dropping a phone into a toilet) basically I got some moisture removing packets and put my phone in a plastic bag with the moisture removing packets for an hour.And who said the captivate can't take **** . Its working fine now.
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Axura now that's old school.
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So what r u saying? Axura rom made your captivate water proof?
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i think it made the phone **** proof actually
skeepon said:
i think it made the phone **** proof actually
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OR... does it mean the phone ITSELF is the **** ?
Good to know my phone is **** resistant.
Hahahaha the funny thing is I'm taking a crap!
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OR... does it mean the phone ITSELF is the **** ?
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touché!!!!! haha
Don't drop your phone... But if you do it should work if the have the crappy barrier.

Celebrity Android sighting — Jenna Jameson and her Thunderbolt

Many people and press shoot and make a news about celebrity gadget,
from all Android gadget, only Thunderbolt listed on celebrity gadget lol
I wonder if Thunderbolt user proud of their gadget
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Lol. +1 to you for the most unexpected xda post of the day I can only imagine what that phone has seen..... maybe some rogue app will post her HtcLogger output
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Lol. +1 to you for the most unexpected xda post of the day I can only imagine what that phone has seen..... maybe some rogue app will post her HtcLogger output
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Let's hope it's only porn and not Stern.
God damn, she looks like she got hit with the ugly stick - WTH happened to her?
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God damn, she looks like she got hit with the ugly stick - WTH happened to her?
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Porn happened.... Haven't you ever noticed Porn stars start to look like crap after a few years?
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Porn happened.... Haven't you ever noticed Porn stars start to look like crap after a few years?
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Well that and she's just getting old lol
Tito Ortiz......that's what happened. She met his right hook....lol
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um,she looks fine to me,and the millions over millions in the bank would be great to!
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God damn, she looks like she got hit with the ugly stick - WTH happened to her?
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Idk what your talking about. I'd still put it in her butt.
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SP1986 said:
God damn, she looks like she got hit with the ugly stick - WTH happened to her?
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I imagine she's been hit in the face with more than a few ugly sticks.
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God damn, she looks like she got hit with the ugly stick - WTH happened to her?
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plastic surgery happened
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Really? NOBODY has made a coke joke? *sigh*
Tito Ortiz happened.
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Lolz. She is my bosses favorite porn star. She is actually coming to a porn store where I live and he is going to go see her. He also wants her voice for his GPS LOL!
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I imagine she's been hit in the face with more than a few ugly sticks.
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Best post ever!
I came in here looking for a celebrity but found none
Is it just me, or does she have super creepy fingers?
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Is it just me, or does she have super creepy fingers?
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If you did the stuff she did, your fingers would be super creepy too
Geez guys, are we REALLY discussing a "celebrity" sighting that happened over six months ago?
http://www.androidcentral.com/celebrity-android-sighting-jenna-jameson-and-her-thunderbolt
Things must be getting really slow around here

Battery Smell

Alright this might sound weird but whenever I take the back cover off of my phone I can smell something and it seems to be the battery. Now it's not burning or anything, it's actually nice. It smells like pina colata.
I swear I'm not crazy. This happen to anyone else?
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Wait, didn't you know? Batteries have a special type of pina colata inside them, it's what they run on.
But really, no, that's just you. You or one of your friends probably spilled some on there somehow
Mine smells the same to.
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l0l mine smells like coca butter
Mine smells like sweet milk!
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rasdabess said:
l0l mine smells like coca butter
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creglenn said:
Mine smells like sweet milk!
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Haha this is it exactly! I'm glad I'm not alone.
perhaps lg factory workers are extremely ashy?
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perhaps lg factory workers are extremely ashy?
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Maybe their manufacturing plants are in the Caribbean?
OMG you are right!!!
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Alright this might sound weird but whenever I take the back cover off of my phone I can smell something and it seems to be the battery. Now it's not burning or anything, it's actually nice. It smells like pina colata.
I swear I'm not crazy. This happen to anyone else?
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You're not alone. I've been wanting to ask this question but didn't want to be thought crazy. Mine smells like piña colata also.
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Haha...funny thread!
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I use the andida extended battery and it smells like paper mache lol
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The stock battery smells the best especially at 1.58 GHz #BatteryOdor :what:
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I noticed a Weird smell.
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Trolololol
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im sitting here wondering how many people took they're battery cover off and smelled they're battery cuz of this thread
I know haha it smells sweet
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Oh my God!
Surely have'nt gone on party and you have thrown up pina colada?
Amazing...
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Oh my God!
Surely have'nt gone on party and you have thrown up pina colada?
Amazing...
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I got this phone used so hey maybe someone else did.
I wanted to ask this question for a long time, but I thought I will be thought crazy.
Mine smells like ash?

dreamed about phone

i had a dream about my sidekick is this normal
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i had a dream about my sidekick is this normal
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hahaha wow
im scared now
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im scared now
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^^^ Op this is you...
^^^ This is also you...
^^^ And this is what the thread is...
^^^ And this me laughing at you.
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im not trolling i really meant it i had a dream about my sidekick it was so weird
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im not trolling i really meant it i had a dream about my sidekick it was so weird
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Ignore RAD. It is quite a good phone. It really could of been a GREAT phone.
Dreams about the keyboard is all I've had. Mainly the flipping it open part lol..
Oh well Better leave before I get threatened to be banned.
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Foorperif said:
im not trolling i really meant it i had a dream about my sidekick it was so weird
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Who cares if you had a dream bout your phone. Im sure this whole community is in the same boat when I say......
And my favorite of all.....
Now stop with this stupidity.
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ReActiveDisorder said:
Who cares if you had a dream bout your phone. Im sure this whole community is in the same boat when I say......
Now stop with this stupidity.
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Id say that about you. What are you a child posting pics? Seriously you have some funny issues going in your head. No wonder you're a hypocrite.
Glad you have NOTHING to do with my new phone.
Yup me too. For a person to ««Endorse»» this thread proves how stupid you really are. If this thread was posted in the Epic Touch 4G it would had 100's of pictures worse then mine. I guess the saying holds true «Dont under estimate the power of stupid people in large groups»
And dont you worry about me going over to the samsung blaze 4g. There is zero development over there as well. Lmao.
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all i was asking was if it was normal to have a dream about your phone
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all i was asking was if it was normal to have a dream about your phone
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Yes its normal. Ive had dreams bout my phone but the key difference here is I never woulda made a seperate thread just to ask this question. Lol.
^^^Coming Soon
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You know. I once had a dream about our phones in that dream I went on xda and our phone actually had development! It was such a great dream. But then I woke up. Don't ***** at this guy he didn't break no rules making this forum. He didn't copy it, he didn't post it in the wrong section. Actually come to think of it, you guys are the ones breaking the rules. Stick to the topic. One of the great rules of XDA. So stfu.
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Only all the time..
Funny how well your name suits you
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Hahaha funny pics, me laugh... I had a dream once that I was on a big pile of money with many beautiful women. And there was this one where I was eating bacon donuts while crying in the tub. And another one where I was in a gimp suit eating mashed potatoes and my sidekick rang.
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Star wars-android vs Apple..so funny

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FT7K_429YWc&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Awesome
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I got a good laugh
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Lol. They represented nokia well. It never ever even cracked when I had it.
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Nokia builds some solid phones...
A Nokia Android phone.
One can only dream.
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josh995 said:
Nokia builds some solid phones...
A Nokia Android phone.
One can only dream.
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You never know nokia-droid might be coming ....aka nok-oid
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I'll pay to see that. Will Never buy it but would pay to see it
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I would buy an android Nokia in a second. Build quality is awesome!
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Imagine if Nokia/Samsung made a smart phone, super gorilla glass++,4ghz processor,(quad-core s4 pro++)15mp cam,Nokia's build quality, better radio,3000mah battery, all colors, unblocked& bloatless system sd card.and all the goodies from a Sammy phone,screen not sure whatever is top rate but no qhd/pentile something like an true HD screen.now this is wishfull thinking oh and yes lte included(Verizon)
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Imagine if Nokia/Samsung made a smart phone, super gorilla glass++,4ghz processor,(quad-core s4 pro++)15mp cam,Nokia's build quality, better radio,3000mah battery, all colors, unblocked& bloatless system sd card.and all the goodies from a Sammy phone,screen not sure whatever is top rate but no qhd/pentile something like an true HD screen.now this is wishfull thinking oh and yes lte included(Verizon)
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15mp camera isn't good. Read up on why 8mp is the standard.
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I would buy an android Nokia in a second. Build quality is awesome!
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Yeah, the new Lumia looks great, but I'd rather stick with Android.
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15mp camera isn't good. Read up on why 8mp is the standard.
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Doesn't really matter if it were 8 or 13. Megapixels don't matter unless you're blowing up your pictures to like poster size.
What really matters is the size of the sensor. I'd like to see bigger sensors in phones, somehow.
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Nokia is almost bankrupt... if not for subsidies from Microsoft, they'd be long gone from the business world.
WHY would anyone want to back that dead horse???
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Nokia is almost bankrupt... if not for subsidies from Microsoft, they'd be long gone from the business world.
WHY would anyone want to back that dead horse???
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Well it's not like I'm going out to buy a Nokia phone. I simply stated that if Nokia made an Android phone, I would buy it, because their build quality is really good.
I do think Nokia made the wrong decision going with Windows phone, though.
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Microsoft money is ALL that is keeping the Nokia doors open now. Their other phones are losing money in a huge way. Their Win7 and Win7.5 phones were a complete business failure. Nokia will be done if their Win8 phones fail, too. And I fully expect their Win8 phones to fail.
They do not have the financial resources anymore to develop an Android phone.
Dude wtf lol. Someone is obviously anti Nokia. Or Windows Phone. Or both.
This was all just hypothetical, calm down.
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Yes calm down, the post meant for chuckles not argument.
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lol, Nokia
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It IS amusing... Apple and Android are duking it out in every imaginable way. They're the Coke and Pepsi in the room. Nokia is the RC Cola.
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lol, Nokia
It IS amusing... Apple and Android are duking it out in every imaginable way. They're the Coke and Pepsi in the room. Nokia is the RC Cola.
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Dude?! Nobody cares!
Nobody in here said omg "Nokia is the best in the world we should all go buy Nokia phones!"
Wtf is wrong with you? I was right dude, you have some kind of deep seeded hatred towards Nokia. It's weird.
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No, their failure is a source of entertainment, nothing more... much like the failure of Research In Motion.
And the phrase you were looking for was "deep seated".
Thanks!

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