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Vist after ICS JB thread if you need a calming laugh here goes....
Son asks his mom:
Mom,do you too think that im
uggly.
Mom says: How many times do i have to tell you,to not call me Mom while we are on the street?!
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kekio84 said:
Son asks his mom:
Mom,do you too think that im
uggly.
Mom says: How many times do i have to tell you,to not call me Mom while we are on the street?!
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She does the dragonball z slide when she crash lands!! :good:
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She does the dragonball z slide when she crash lands!! :good:
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lol she swung flew did a u-turn mid air bounced and slid Gravity is a M****r*****r
I'm a sex object. All my life I've been a sex object. I mean I've thought about it a lot and Ive come to the conclusion that i truly am a sex object. You know why?
Cuzz every time I ask women for sex, they OBJECT.
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redgrass83 said:
I'm a sex object. All my life I've been a sex object. I mean I've thought about it a lot and Ive come to the conclusion that i truly am a sex object. You know why?
Cuzz every time I ask women for sex, they OBJECT.
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nice one liner
Balls to Vagina!!
Better him than me lol :good::highfive:
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"ICS update for O3D for Q3 2012"
LG having right laugh at our expense..
Why little Hannah fell off the bike?
-Bcause she has no hands.
-Knock knock.
-Whos there.
-Well its not little Hannah for sure.
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kekio84 said:
Why little Hannah fell off the bike?
-Bcause she has no hands.
-Knock knock.
-Whos there.
-Well its not little Hannah for sure.
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lol htf she get on the bike with no hand:silly:
2old4toys said:
"ICS update for O3D for Q3 2012"
LG having right laugh at our expense..
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guess the joke is on them beacause nobody is going to buy their phones even if they are on a 99% off special they can't choose customers we can choose other Vendors
Related
Many people and press shoot and make a news about celebrity gadget,
from all Android gadget, only Thunderbolt listed on celebrity gadget lol
I wonder if Thunderbolt user proud of their gadget
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jenna-jameson-and-her-thunderbolt
Lol. +1 to you for the most unexpected xda post of the day I can only imagine what that phone has seen..... maybe some rogue app will post her HtcLogger output
ponyboy82 said:
Lol. +1 to you for the most unexpected xda post of the day I can only imagine what that phone has seen..... maybe some rogue app will post her HtcLogger output
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Let's hope it's only porn and not Stern.
God damn, she looks like she got hit with the ugly stick - WTH happened to her?
SP1986 said:
God damn, she looks like she got hit with the ugly stick - WTH happened to her?
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Porn happened.... Haven't you ever noticed Porn stars start to look like crap after a few years?
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Angldvl81 said:
Porn happened.... Haven't you ever noticed Porn stars start to look like crap after a few years?
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Well that and she's just getting old lol
Tito Ortiz......that's what happened. She met his right hook....lol
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um,she looks fine to me,and the millions over millions in the bank would be great to!
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SP1986 said:
God damn, she looks like she got hit with the ugly stick - WTH happened to her?
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Idk what your talking about. I'd still put it in her butt.
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SP1986 said:
God damn, she looks like she got hit with the ugly stick - WTH happened to her?
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I imagine she's been hit in the face with more than a few ugly sticks.
SP1986 said:
God damn, she looks like she got hit with the ugly stick - WTH happened to her?
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plastic surgery happened
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Really? NOBODY has made a coke joke? *sigh*
Tito Ortiz happened.
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Lolz. She is my bosses favorite porn star. She is actually coming to a porn store where I live and he is going to go see her. He also wants her voice for his GPS LOL!
Dangerous Dave said:
I imagine she's been hit in the face with more than a few ugly sticks.
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Best post ever!
I came in here looking for a celebrity but found none
Is it just me, or does she have super creepy fingers?
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awtenterprise said:
Is it just me, or does she have super creepy fingers?
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If you did the stuff she did, your fingers would be super creepy too
Geez guys, are we REALLY discussing a "celebrity" sighting that happened over six months ago?
http://www.androidcentral.com/celebrity-android-sighting-jenna-jameson-and-her-thunderbolt
Things must be getting really slow around here
Is it possible to port the elder scrolls: skyrim on to this phone. I have a bad adiction and it would be really helpful I could play it while I'm out and about.
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Congratulations, you've managed to obliterate any hope I had for humanity.
Shark_On_Land said:
Is it possible to port the elder scrolls: skyrim on to this phone. I have a bad adiction and it would be really helpful I could play it while I'm out and about.
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Facepalm
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WOW
http://troll.me/images/jackie-chan-whut/what-the-****-is-this.jpg
Guys, didn't take me long but I have successfully ported Skyrim to the Nexus S
I had to reduce the texture quality to run at a decent FPS though.
Please stand by for an APK.
It's not possible, you are in luck though. They have ported skyrim to the atari 2600. So retro.
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seriosbrad said:
Guys, didn't take me long but I have successfully ported Skyrim to the Nexus S
I had to reduce the texture quality to run at a decent FPS though.
Please stand by for an APK.
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lol ....
This topic is epic.
Shark_On_Land said:
Is it possible to port the elder scrolls: skyrim on to this phone. I have a bad adiction and it would be really helpful I could play it while I'm out and about.
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Wait till its on OnLive??
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I can't tell if this guy is retarded or the biggest troll XDA has ever seen.
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N00bsploder101 said:
I can't tell if this guy is retarded or the biggest troll XDA has ever seen.
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Look at his other threads, he's obviously a troll.
well doh.!! Don't tell me you haven't used the hammer/toilet hack yet!!?
Just take your phone to the toilet wash it as best you can then plug it to charge and then use a hammer and hit wack it into a freezer and leave it for about 3 hours. Works like magic¡
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styckx said:
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Wow
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063_XOBX said:
Look at his other threads, he's obviously a troll.
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No.
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Shark_On_Land said:
No.
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https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-xfSW6HP_Cec/TYlfxkYOSYI/AAAAAAAACKM/TRc5bm4onEw/calling_bull****.jpg
This survey is just for fun.
I just wanna know that how many of you use your androids in the loo like the image below and WHICH APP IS MOST FAMOUS :
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Yes, all the time. Most used apps are fart apps.
I can't use the bathroom without my phone... it helps me focus!
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I used my phone everywhere heheh Also in the bathroom
I'm using tapatalk right now.
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With a cig and bowling games hahahahahaha
Yeah, I see I'm not alone here
but only use apps, I have no wifi-signal in toilet
dxppxd said:
I'm using tapatalk right now.
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Me too
I used to play angry birds before but then I got bored of it !
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I flash ROMs in toilet. They don't work if i flash somewhere else
creagrox said:
I flash ROMs in toilet. They don't work if i flash somewhere else
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But I can't. I need to flash kernel from a pc before I can continue installing the Rom.
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schakusa said:
Yeah, I see I'm not alone here
but only use apps, I have no wifi-signal in toilet
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Which app do you use the most ?
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creagrox said:
I flash ROMs in toilet. They don't work if i flash somewhere else
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heheehe nice one
Angry turds...oh sorry, i meant angry birds is the best to use on the pot and it also subconsciously teaches multitasking, an essential skill in this day and age.
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I do and my most used apps are Solitaire and the XDA app.
I do use it sometimes. Tapatalk, Twitter and Facebook are the apps I most use there.
Rummyfight.
creagrox said:
I flash ROMs in toilet. They don't work if i flash somewhere else
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hahahaha i do the same
i used to bring my phone to the toilet but noticed that bringing my laptop was much better (bigger screen etc)
watching Reno 911 and surfing the net
and im also in the toilet
/not kidding
My phone smells funny when i use it there.
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kicker09 said:
My phone smells funny when i use it there.
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You must be using it wrong then .
Sometimes I do that too, usually playing Doptrix or Solitare.
Moderator Edit: Removed post. Topic irrelevant with android or Skyrocket.
If on mobile you may need to enable desktop view
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Voted
:good:
Done!!
seanzscreams said:
http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/07/17/matches-21-22-dimebag-vs-justin-foley-steve-von-till-vs-sean-z/
Please keep all Beard talk here...please vote for me.. Pick by best beard.. Not by musical preference please
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Christian Bale with Hagrid's beard. Classy.
You're destroying btw.
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I don't think you need us for this round as you already won.
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seanzscreams said:
http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/07/17/matches-21-22-dimebag-vs-justin-foley-steve-von-till-vs-sean-z/
Please keep all Beard talk here...please vote for me.. Pick by best beard.. Not by musical preference please
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Got you covered. Voted. Best beard, and a GA boy.
seanzscreams said:
http://www.metalsucks.net/2012/07/17/matches-21-22-dimebag-vs-justin-foley-steve-von-till-vs-sean-z/
Please keep all Beard talk here...please vote for me.. Pick by best beard.. Not by musical preference please
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Just voted again
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lol just voted and it's looking like a lock... 222 to 38...lol
voted
Gave you 5 votes for now I'll check in the morning if you need more.
its a lock!
STEVE VON TILL 14.72% (44 votes)
SEAN Z. 85.28% (255 votes)
you call this a beard.........................................now this is one mother f**kn beard
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Voted x2
Will vote more later!
And you definitely have the best beard.
Having trouble voting with my phone. When I disable mobile it reloads the page with mobile enabled again.
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Burley caveman beard
LANDSLIDE.........
SeanZ your beard is GLORIOUS. Lamb of God beards have nothing on yours. I think you got it all the way home BROTHER.
Whats everyones prediction between Dimebag and Zakk?
Voted!
I love your roms..and all your efforts...it's really incredible all that you do..thanks for everything!!!
Dimebag ... So cheesy he will win by default .....lame
Lamb of god maybe i could win
Thanks soo much
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Wow, Sean Z in a runaway.
Some cool 3D boot animations I made from some random gifs that I found (stole) on the interwebnets ...
Circle Arms (this is the one I put in my Beanstalk ROM):
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3D Cube:
Circle Legs:
Creepy Hand:
Files are here:
http://goo.im/devs/carvsdriver/skyrocket/bootanimations
Mirror:
http://d-h.st/users/carvsdriver/?fld_id=16897#files
Unlike the preview images above, these animate smoothly and look pretty nice. I'm dumb when it comes to posting things to the forums, so whatever.
Just download, rename the zip to bootanimation.zip and put it in /system/media on your device.
Creepy but I like
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Lol. Yeah, I got tired of all the happy, pretty and colorful boot animations.
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Hand and foot fetish people should love this....lol.
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The hands and feet one. Seeing them gave me the weirdest and kinda scariest dream I've ever had. It involved a creature made up of grafted arms and legs and like a tremor face. It was terrible. And it was in the bottom of an old functioning prison where people were fed to it. Ditto....
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xxthe said:
The hands and feet one. Seeing them gave me the weirdest and kinda scariest dream I've ever had. It involved a creature made up of grafted arms and legs and like a tremor face. It was terrible. And it was in the bottom of an old functioning prison where people were fed to it. Ditto....
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You may need help... Go to a psychiatrist or something man.. we're here for you.
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spitfire2425 said:
You may need help... Go to a psychiatrist or something man.. we're here for you.
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Well I was on the THC's most likely why.
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