So XDA'ers what is the funniest or weirdest things you can ask Google Now?
I would like to compile a list but i need your help.
Heres what i have discovered so far
"Do a Barrel Roll"
"Who Am I"
I'd love to see what you have got!!
Looking forward to it.
Blazr
"Can I root my toaster ??"
♬★------ιƒ ι αgяєє∂ ωιтн уσυ; ωє'∂ вσтн вє ωяσηg シ------ ★♬
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"Who am I" just links me to amnesia sites... :-/
"I am hungry" doesn't work for me either (it does for some) but "I need food" works for me.
Those are good
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google search "where is chuck norris" (without quotes) and click i am feeling lucky
9tThree said:
So XDA'ers what is the funniest or weirdest things you can ask Google Now?
I would like to compile a list but i need your help.
Heres what i have discovered so far
"Do a Barrel Roll"
"Who Am I"
I'd love to see what you have got!!
Looking forward to it.
Blazr
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Who am i is a jackie chan movie lol!!
Thank you) I will find more funny things))
funny things to ask google now
I always like: what is the answer to life the universe and everything
9tThree said:
So XDA'ers what is the funniest or weirdest things you can ask Google Now?
I would like to compile a list but i need your help.
Heres what i have discovered so far
"Do a Barrel Roll"
"Who Am I"
I'd love to see what you have got!!
Looking forward to it.
Blazr
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Ask Google Now "What is the loneliest number?"
Answer refers to the song by Harry Nilsson - One
More commonly known by - Three Dog Night
Take care
"Why are you so useless?"
e.g.
"Call James" - "There is no James in your phone book"
Oh yes there is!!!!
Try
Ask
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Try "When Am I?"
Try beam me up scotty
"What does a Fox say?" just proves that google is down with da kids
Aren't there other threads with this same idea?
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2524501
Related
HI Guys, I was wondering if there are any Russian roms for HyTN2 or any Russian roms in general?
Thanks in advance.
Here are a couple of things to try:
http://forum.xda-developers.com/search.php?searchid=15143842
http://www.google.com/cse?cx=000825531964825142534%3Acqr2sjirilw&q=Russian+Rom+for+Kaiser+&cof=FORID%3A0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8
Not sure about this one, but it might help: http://forum.xda-developers.com/search.php?searchid=15143842
Good luck!
What's an HyTN2? And what's the deal with <VIP QUESTION>? Thinking that your plight is somehow more important than everyone else on here is just plain rude.
Yeh was a bit rude from my side. I have actually found a Russian Rom, now when I completed the procedure, everything works fine except that the windows doesn't have sound, even when I wanna listen a song or just someone is calling me, there is absolutely no sound. On the sound bar everything's to maximum, what can I do? Did I kill my Kaiser?
You need a compatible radio.
SEARCH SEARCH SEARCH is what comes to my mind
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What's an HyTN2? And what's the deal with <VIP QUESTION>? Thinking that your plight is somehow more important than everyone else on here is just plain rude.
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I was slightly Miffed by the <VIP QUESTION> too! Don't know why. First Post, '<MY QUESTION IS MORE IMPORTANT THAN YOURS!>"
NotATreoFan said:
What's an HyTN2? And what's the deal with <VIP QUESTION>? Thinking that your plight is somehow more important than everyone else on here is just plain rude.
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Some of your responses have me literally laughing out loud.
-McMex
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Some of your responses have me literally laughing out loud.
-McMex
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Like when I do this?
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Well, it's been fun, but it's 4:42pm here and I'm done work at 5pm, so I'm going home now.
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I take your point guys - but as he's new lets be generous and give him the benefit of any doubt.
Remind me if I turn out to be wrong!
Mike
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Doubt Benefit Is extended. At least this way, he won't do it again.
Hey I was wondering if anybody has found a way to apply a background to all of the tabs in my TouchFlo 3D? Any help is greatly apprediated.
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Hey I was wondering if anybody has found a way to apply a background to all of the tabs in my TouchFlo 3D? Any help is greatly apprediated.
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YEA, I just figured out how to use the forum search tool, man its awesome.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?p=2992259
WOW, you even posted in two separate forums within a record setting 40 seconds.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=466826
SO I GIVE YOU YOU A FLAMED TROPHY>>>
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I tried using the files in that post before and it screwed up my entire TF3d which forced me to do hard reset. I made a thread about this before and haven't found an answer.
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WOW, you even posted in two separate forums within a record setting 40 seconds.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=466826
SO I GIVE YOU YOU A FLAMED TROPHY>>>
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Do you have a grumpiness problem, man, RELAX! It's funny, and sad at how brave people become behind a keyboard, and talk in ways that nobody would tolerate in real life.
californiarailroader said:
Do you have a grumpiness problem, man, RELAX! It's funny, and sad at how brave people become behind a keyboard, and talk in ways that nobody would tolerate in real life.
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I WAS NOT BEING GRUMPY, I was simply saying SEARCH, because this has been covered. And the flamed trophy was a joke.
I probably should've said this in my first post, but I did use the forum search. The solution that I found didn't work for me, so I made the thread to see if anybody had found an alternative.
man, there's no alternative, it simply works like it's described in that thread...
and next time when something crashes, just delete those files and they will be replaced after soft reset automaticaly
Either way it doesn't work if you don't use a flip clock or analog clock.
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I WAS NOT BEING GRUMPY, I was simply saying SEARCH, because this has been covered. And the flamed trophy was a joke.
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NO NEED TO YELL, thanks Now calm down, you're going to blow an artery or something.
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=768074
This thread is an epic facepalm.
Yeah that was a good read lol. Proxy is kinda down lmao. Then to tell the other guy that told him what it was that he didnt know what he was talking about lol. Good times.
hahah wow thank you for showing this to me.
Thanks for the laugh.... Goes with the "any" key jokes of old. Probably should tell the guy he can get all the free movies at 10.10.10.100 and see how long he tries.
Holy Crap, that's a good one.
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Mike
best one i have not seen in years next time we can tell them use 255.255.255.255 and u can get in to the pentagon
Buwahahahahahahahaha................
Priceless! Wonder if it's back up yet?! LOL
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Priceless! Wonder if it's back up yet?! LOL
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I don't think so... I keep trying and instead of a proxy server I keep getting some guys Captivate - and it has the same homescreen i use!?
HAHA... I'm a CCNA, so I was rollin' from the first post! Reminds me a bit of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRxASytPuQ
hahahaah thats hilarious!
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HAHA... I'm a CCNA, so I was rollin' from the first post! Reminds me a bit of this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7wRxASytPuQ
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I haven't seen that in forever. "You can't arrange by penis"
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the stupidity....... Its killing me!
That has got to be one of the funniest things that i have ever seen
Even though this provides most with a chuckle, it should be a warning to those on these boards who blindly follow any post without understanding what exactly it is their being "told" to do.
Amazingly enough, not everyone who posts steps to improve your phone, gps, speed, <<fill in the blank>>, knows what the heck they're talking about. Granted, some are very knowledgeable and can be trusted more than most... however there are those that either have no clue what they're doing or worse, know exactly what they're doing when giving out false and misleading information.
So to all those who are quick to jump without enough technical knowledge to understand what you're doing, please wait until those who do know have a chance to respond and identify falsehoods and dangerous mods.
LoL - That's just too funny
It should be voted to the front page...........top right of OP. LOL
HAHA!!!!! ,I'm Speachless!!!
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First reaction: "LMAO, this needs to go viral, partly to show the absurdity of this, partly because they deserve it."
Second reaction: "their"? WTF? "their"?!?!?
thebobp said:
First reaction: "LMAO, this needs to go viral, partly to show the absurdity of this, partly because they deserve it."
Second reaction: "their"? WTF? "their"?!?!?
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For sure . It should go viral haha
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At some point, further protection ceases to be an incentive for innovation
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well said!!!!
thebobp said:
First reaction: "LMAO, this needs to go viral, partly to show the absurdity of this, partly because they deserve it."
Second reaction: "their"? WTF? "their"?!?!?
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I know, it bugs the heck out of me too.
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http://img.tapatalk.com/a6f9c799-9ea8-aca2.jpg
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Needs some spelling fixes though.
It appears apple is eventually losing out on the cellphone market to Samsung and HTC. Come on the legal battles are too much.
User interface and style has been copied. For example camera menu of G3 looks like iOS.
part copy.. part innovation.. helps to keep the renovation!!!
Personally, I dont mind copying others work, (ofcourse with their permission or at the place where they will never come to know :angel.
This keeps me going, as well as solve the intial problem ( a wise man learns from the mistakes of others).
Hence, both apple as well as samsung seems to be right at their own place.
LMAO !
LE sigh.
Wrong place, closed
I found this app today, features are limited, but the socket service is where its at! Free to use on small scale:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.grouptechnologies.groupboard
Here's my contact info for interested parties.
gTalk: [email protected]
gVoice: 9705790301
Txt email or gTalk me, and lets make some collaborative art!
Skill kevel is not an issue, its just fun to draw simultaneously with people.
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Bump once? Here's a sketch i did with a couple people on groupboard
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Okaym I'm ly gonna bump this when have something cool to post, you may say im a dreamer, but i'm ot the only one..., i hope someday ou will join us... hahaha
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Okaym I'm ly gonna bump this when have something cool to post, you may say im a dreamer, but i'm ot the only one..., i hope someday ou will join us... hahaha
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That was you?? I am the one who drew the vampire! There was a werewolf there so I tried to theme along lol
Jonphinguyen7 said:
That was you?? I am the one who drew the vampire! There was a werewolf there so I tried to theme along lol
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Hahahahah, cool. Lets make our own board, i'll set it up and post link details here.
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Groupboard ID for SGN10.1 public board.
I disabled clearing, i'll save, clear and email screencaptures to everybody involved. Please checkin via chat!
159001
No password
aletheus said:
Groupboard ID for SGN10.1 public board.
I disabled clearing, i'll save, clear and email screencaptures to everybody involved. Please checkin via chat!
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Saved for later! Look forward to drawing with you.
Screencapture so you know ur on the right board:
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