Are you often being caught up in the situation when you don’t know what to do? Or what to say?
In that case this application is made for you! You will find a lot of sincere and useful advices in it! They will help you in every real-life (or not) situation)!
If you DL this application, you will receive:
- Hundreds of useful advices for every case
- Frequent updates with addition of new advices
- Good mood and smile
You don’t know what to say to Chuck Norris if you met him? DL this app! Got drunk? A lot of useful advices are waiting for you!
WARNING! Following these advices can lead to lethal outcome, imprisonment without parole, psychiatric hospital or awkward situation.
Authors of the app are not responsible for actions of some individuals who can’t see a joke.
I can not leave the link so welcome to the Android market!
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=ru.andrey.lazarev
Аlso has support for multiple languages!
Could your provide an apk?
Of course!
Not bad, some advices r really funny
I don't like it very much,
It might be because i am Dutch but i think if ther whas a Dutch version than i would like it
OK, we'll see about that!
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Hi all,
I have created one new app, it easy and in my opinion funny, i would like you all test it and say waht you think. It's CJDroiD, and it shows you many jokes in english and spanish. There are more than 30 categories and more than a thousand of jokes.
The goal of this app is that's sooo easy to nav between jokes and categories and you can hear them from your TTS service, but... if you like a joke sooo much, you can send it to friends using SMS.
It's new... and i'm working hard, I will add loads of funny jokes as soon as i get them! so... be patient and say all things you may need from CJDroiD... i'll try to do them!
You can download it directly from Android Market totally free!!
Thanks in advance!!
i hope you all help me improve it
Hi all
I'm in the final year of college and I'm writing a paper about free marketing for app publishers.
I'm trying to get an overview of the amount of time and money app publishers nowadays put in to marketing. So I'm hoping some of you people could help me out here. Anybody that published an app once, could you please answer a few simple questions for me? That would really help me out.
Thank you!
1) What is the name of the app you published?
2) Did you put in time/effort to promote this app? If yes, how much? (more or less)
3) Did you spend money on the marketing of that app? If yes, how much? (more or less)
4) Did you do a lot of research before you tried to promote your app, or did you just tried something?
5) Final question, do you think a paper about free marketing could help out a lot of app publishers, like yourself? What topic would interest you in reading this paper? (For instance, examples of succesfull free marketing campaigns, tips to improve your social media marketing etc.)
If you have any extra information about the marketing of your app that you like to share with me, please add it
Please reply your answers to me in this thread, or e-mail it to me: [email protected]
Thanks again!!
Hello everyone,
we are absurdo games and i just wanted to show you what we've been working on for the past few months. The game is called "Raider of the Golden Train", and it very humouristically follows the story of german nazi train filled with valuables and allegedly hidden somewhere in Poland's lower Silesia.
We like to call it polish bureaucracy and capitalism simulator.
In it's current state it's still a WIP as in the following weeks we're planning on adding interactive map of site that will keep changing along with the progress as well as some specialy composed sounds and melodies.
Also it's worth noting that all the graphics we use are actually hand drawn by one of Poland's most known independent comicbook artists *Fil.
I really hope you enjoy it. please let me know if you like it and if you have any suggestions for improvement
Cheers
You can get it here:
i just found out being a new member i can't really post links. too bad... I hope you can find some time and look for it yourself
Our fanpage can be reached here:
also no links. look for Absurdo Games
Can't even find it in the play store man, upload it on android file host or send me a PM with the link, if thats possible.
just pm'd you. let me know if it came through
Hello everyone,
I want to share with all of you my first Android application with is published in Google Play.
Here is the link:
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ssb.gestitime
This is a simple but advance tool to schedule your time. It can help you to your studies, workouts in the gym, Kitchen, control your breaks/lunch/time in your work, and so forth.
The project started when I had to study for an important oral exam where I have a limited time. In this sort of oral exam, I really think it is not a smart way staring continuously at your watch. I wanted a simple and easy way to be able to control my remaining time. It would have to let me think and speak about whatever I had to speak about. It could be very useful to schedule my time in my phone.
One possibility could be to look for an App that let me configure the total time and some intermediate notifications to help me know how long I had been talking.
Then, in silent mode, I could get in my pocket and it could vibrate according with times I have previously configured. This way no body knows about it and only me could know about time and notifications/vibrations...
I didn't found any app that let me solve this problem and I thought it could be very useful for students and professionals, so after the exam, I started to develop gestitime!!!
This is my first Android App and I am trying to learn every day.
During the development, improvements, new ideas and useful functionalities come to my mind, so I am trying to do my best to get a good, easy-to-use and useful application updating continuously
I will also enjoy your feedback and comments.
In my opinion, user interface has a long way to improve, so I would really like tips and help!
I am also looking for volunteers to translate it in more languages, so any help would be welcome!!
Thanks!!!
PS: I want to apology for not having linked the App before.
I had forgot to tell that the App has an Apache 2.0 licence: Here is the link to Bitbucket if you want to contribute or, maybe, some novel developer wants to look at the code in order to learn something (have in mind that I am also a novel developer ):
https://[email protected]/sesaba23/gestitime.git
Thanks
Hi again,
Tonight gestitime was update. I added an interesting features I think few similar apps have.
I've included custom expandable notification. You also can manage countdown from it. Even when the device is locked.
I hope someone enjoy and some feedback in this forum
Thanks
Hi again!
Yesterday I reach 100 downloads! you may think those are very few downloads but it has been a long way since I started to learn JAVA and Android by myself, three years ago. Challenging hard work that makes me feel proud!
To celebrate it I have just made a major update with a new design in the main screen much more close to Material Design paradigm.
I hope you like and someone could write some comment. These things make me feel motivated to go on! I am looking forward to hearing from all of you...
I also want to say thanks to al translator volunteers! German, Brazilian and Russian has been translated by xda members: noc.jfcbs, brenosnt and DumF0rGaming! Thanks mates!
If you want to help to translate to any language or maybe you need some translation volunteers, then you can miss this awesome thread;
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=2069390&page=301#post68483556
Hello XDA community !
I'm an Android developer, and I wanted to do a little application to try some new dev stuff. I had the idea of this app since I'm a little lazy sometimes and I needed motivation, so instead of working out I made an application to motivate me
The app is called DO IT!
With this simple application, you can add some objectives that you want to do every day, or at least the most possible (For example go at the gym, learn english...). And every day, you go in the app and check if you did it. You can also set a daily notification to remember to do it. You can also see when an objective was done in a calendar.
That pretty much it ! I still have a lot to do but I wanted to release a first version to gather some feedbacks and advices.
If you have questions (usage or technical) I'd be very happy to answer ! If you'd like to translate the app in your language you can also contact me. That would be very appreciated, and if you need I can translate yours in french too
The play store link : https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.ninebaguettes.doit
Downloaded... I'm a lazy sod too. Will check it out and leave some feedback once ive used it a short while.
Thanks.
Thank you ! Your feedbacks will be really appreciated.
I did some updates since last time. Don't hesitate to give me some feedbacks
Hello!
Again, I did some nice updates to the app. Now you also have the possibility to set an objective as weekly or monthly. I also added some nice animations. If you have some ideas of what could be next feel free to discuss with me! I'm putting a lot of energy in this app.
Hi!
I added a new feature that allow you to choose how many times an objective must be done in the week or month. Hope you'll enjoy it!
I updated the screenshots since the app evolved a lot since its launch.
Enjoy!