Bi*** I Got An Android (NSFW) - Captivate General

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV9tUW1uMtQ
'Nuff said.

kennethpenn said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV9tUW1uMtQ
'Nuff said.
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lol. love the 20$ bills... great video all around, worth a laugh.

Lame, lame, lame.

Miami_Son said:
Lame, lame, lame.
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True. But still humorous.

Did that person withdraw all his monies from him bank account just for the video?
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kennethpenn said:
True. But still humorous.
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Not really. Well, maybe if you're 12.

Funny. Stupid funny, but funny.
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Saw this posted on Androidcentral as well. It is terrible because of the music. I am all for swearing in music if it accompanies the music, not when it is the center piece. Overall it is a dumb video and it will probably hit over 100K views because of anti Apple sentiment.

that is freakin great man

kennethpenn said:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DV9tUW1uMtQ
'Nuff said.
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dumb and dumber funny.

Now that's about stupid. I think this guy may be the artist.. If you wanna call him that.
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best captivate promo I have seen yet, funny anyway

I like this one better. Warning: Parental Discretion is advised, NSFW
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p7SzB58qHI0&feature=related

Hahahaha, nice!!!

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XDA Forum - all messed up

the forum theme is messed up and now looks like an 80's interwebs site.
What happened???
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not to mention all kinds of edits I've made to posts and actual posts in threads disappeared... argh...
damn, I thought I'm the only one suffering of eye cancer or something
cgorki said:
damn, I thought I'm the only one suffering of eye cancer or something
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You can change the theme back to the new one in the bottom left.
The new one was only available a few months ago, it's looked like an 80's one for years
I luv the 80's look
galaxys said:
I luv the 80's look
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Me too. I'm still using it right now.
GbrilliantQ said:
Me too. I'm still using it right now.
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So I can tell from your signature
galaxys said:
I luv the 80's look
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Me too !
Retro baby !
...the design / color scheme is the worst I've ever seen, I thought the site is experiencing really severe problems.
Thanks
cgorki said:
...the design / color scheme is the worst I've ever seen, I thought the site is experiencing really severe problems.
Thanks
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Lol, That comment can upset Retro fans :/
But its your opinion, and you are entitled to one
All Messed Up?
Hi,
Why did you that xda was all messed up?
Whats the problem?Anything
I could help?

Epic live wallpaper?

Is there a way to get the "ocean waves" live wallpaper from the samsung epic ported to the evo?
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There is a button labeled search crazy idea... maybe you're supposed to use it to I don't know search?
Just remember that next time
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=708332
063_XOBX said:
There is a button labeled search crazy idea... maybe you're supposed to use it to I don't know search?
Just remember that next time
http://forum.xda-developers.com/showthread.php?t=708332
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I swear, nothing pisses me off more than people like you that are totally rude on here. I understand that its frustrating when people dont use search, but thats no excuse for being a douchebag about it. A simple reminder would have sufficed here.
And yet you take time to reply. Thanks for the link.
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Dredge said:
I swear, nothing pisses me off more than people like you that are totally rude on here. I understand that its frustrating when people dont use search, but thats no excuse for being a douchebag about it. A simple reminder would have sufficed here.
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I mean...i don't wanna be an ass here by any means...i like all my fellow xda'ans I just remember what it was like when I was new here, and I hated being outed or embarrassed by the more seasoned members. Its a community not somewhere to flame n00bs.
Just wanted to clarify, because upon reading my statement before, I may have been a bit harsh.
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Live wallpaper

Does anybody have some live wallpaper I can download.thanx in advance
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rjumawan said:
Does anybody have some live wallpaper I can download.thanx in advance
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how about you open the market on your phone
BLOWNCO said:
how about you open the market on your phone
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That's just rude. To the OP, there are plenty of them HERE. Enjoy!
Jesus Christ, SEARCH.
There's this thing called the Android Market and the search button on here!
iamthebigcheeze said:
That's just rude. To the OP, there are plenty of them HERE. Enjoy!
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cry about it all he had to do was a simple search thanks internet police lol
BLOWNCO said:
cry about it all he had to do was a simple search thanks internet police lol
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I was being sarcastic. I figured the LMGTFY link would have told you that, lol.
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am i doin it rite?
iamthebigcheeze said:
I was being sarcastic. I figured the LMGTFY link would have told you that, lol.
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lol didnt catch that touche sir!
here u go man!
ignore the morons that have to be rude!
http://www.livewallpapers.org/
http://androinica.com/2010/09/07/10-great-android-live-wallpapers/
https://market.android.com/details?id=berserker.android.livewallpapers.waterize
i have never used the above links just helping you
Easiest way is to view them from the marketplace.

Real Life?

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Discuss.......
Captions?
Asus.
For people with funny hats.
Frosty666 said:
Asus.
For people with funny hats.
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that was what i was gonna say
Check out the weird-o in the middle... Everyone is wearing short-sleve T-shirts, yet he also has on a hot-ass knitted hat AND some hot-ass gloves to match!
Caption: Asus, for watching your friends mom get plowed on you tube
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yup.. those guys are definitely on youporn... lol
The one guy not wearing a hat looks like a hobo. I don't know if I want to be associated with dirty hippies by owning this tablet...no offense to any dirty hippies on here.
Dudes.....
Is the guy on the right wearing lipstick?
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"Nice tablet, breh!!"
"Dude! Can you friggin' BELIEVE how many ping-pong balls she just shot out of there?"
"OMG!!!This girl is so hot!!!!!!"
Holy Hipsters, Batman!
- Group of mentally challenged, dropout stoners -
"DudeZ, come watch this youtube video 'My New Haircut'.!..!... then let's post some more incomprehensive CRAP on XDA!!!111"
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Discuss.
CaNsA said:
Is the guy on the right wearing lipstick?
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Come OOOnn... give the man some credit.. ..
... its lip gloss!

It doesn't take a genius new ads

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The slogan and the "totally different plug" are absolutely brilliant.
As for the rest.. I guess it depends on how naive they are.
All in all, better than their usual hit-or-miss stuff. The only big thing missing is a snide reference to the patent litigation (but I suppose it would have been awkward to place).
Is that iPhone image retouched or does it really look that lanky because of the way Apple streched it?
Standby/talk time, removable battery and resolution I think will be the big points of note for casual users. Most people who aren't techies won't care about differences in RAM and such. Not sure why they included the weight at all, though.
MissionImprobable said:
Not sure why they included the weight at all, though.
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Haha I know, right?
S voice is actually inferior to siri and Google now as well...
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MissionImprobable said:
Not sure why they included the weight at all, though.
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Weight actually makes sense. Of course everyone will assume the larger phone weighs more, and the 3.95 vs 4.7 makes it seem like not much more.
(I suppose that a 4 vs 4.7 would've been even better, but that they couldn't get away with that.)
nice ad .
short but sincere :victory:
gagdude said:
Haha I know, right?
S voice is actually inferior to siri and Google now as well...
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I guess they spent a pretty penny developing S Voice because that's the only reason I could see promoting that unpolished poopcicle.

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