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Guys, pull up a chair and put your feet up, I'll tell you a story.
As some of you may know, by day I'm a commercial lawyer based in London, and by night I steal ice creams from little children.
Right now I'm working on a possible anti-competitive practise investigation, and so am working in Brussels for a few weeks. Yesterday I got to the Eurostar station in Brussels, all ready for my plush seated journey home, when I discovered the unhappy news that all trains were cancelled due to a fire in London.
Anyway, that's the context of my story.
While fighting back the tears of anguish at the prospect of spending another night in a 5 star hotel with free porn, I noticed that the smart suited gentleman next to me was using an interesting phone that I didn't recognise.
Now, you could say that I've seen a phone or two in my time, but I didn't recognise this one. And it was a nice phone, ie "trading in the One Ring" for it nice. My Precioussss.
This phone: it was roughly the size of an excalibur, ie large smartphone format. It had a blackberry style keyboard (ie not slide out), was quite thin, and curiously, was smooth chrome/silver on the sides, although the front was mostly black. It had a large screen, although I didn't see the OS, and again, oddly, it had a nipple joystick like the Artemis that lit up white-ish when he touched it, much like my own erogenous zones.
Anyone know what it could have been? Me wants...
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Was it the BlackBerry Pearl?
http://na.blackberry.com/eng/devices/device-detail.jsp?navId=H0,C101,P203
sounds more like the blackberry 8800,
on the same site as above
Maybe it was a vertu ?
http://www.rasprodaga.kiev.ua/pics/26_210.jpg
http://www.vertu.com/homepage.jsp?lang=en
Yes! It was the Blackberry 8800... Hmm, they did well on the sexiness of the design. I've just received an 8700 from work, and can't say I appreciate the design much, but the 8800 is definitely more Vertu then Casio design-school. Very sexy.
But I think I'll stick with HTCs for now... Blackberry OS =
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I'm so disappointed in this phone. I thought it was going be so much more. Here is my list of complaints.
1) It should have came with a toothbrush attachment so I can stick it on vibrate and brush my teeth with it.
2) There's no laser pointer, dog whistle, breathalyzer or pico projector in it. Those LG engineers are stingy.
3) It should have had a knife attachment so I can put it on vibrate and cut chicken with it.
4) It should have came with an etching attachment so I could etch nasty comments on the back of my friends Iphones.
5) When I say, "wonderphone powers activate" and slam it down on the table and say, "take the form of a dildo" it should just do it.
6) It should have came with a case................of beer.
7) Since it was released in stores on 4/20 it should have came with a big fat joint so we could be high as ****e while playing Nova on hdmi out and fantasizing about that android chick.
8) It should have a wallpaper of it eating iphones.
9) Since it's the alpha phone from the alpha quadrant it should know how to "fake it till you make it" and it should trick us into believing it's running honeycomb.
10) When my girlfriend calls it should splash random excuses and lies on the screen in case she asks what was I doing and why didn't I answer the phone.
11) When my car alarm goes off it should go off too and flash, "someones stealing your car" on the screen.
12) It should have fart noise cancellation - the anti "fart app" app so if I fart nobody knows it's me.
13) It should give sass to keep things interesting depending on how much sassiness I choose from the settings menu - no sass, sassy, extra sassy and super sassy.
If I choose super sassy I should get an audio confirmation from Mike meyers.
Example ME: "Phone, google search g2x review." Phone: "Say please."
14) It should have a set of wings and propellers accessory so I can just slip them on and tell it to go fly to a gps coordinate and come back with footage or I could just say, "find Mary, go boy!"
15) It should respond to me like the computers in star trek and address me as sir or mister.
16) It should slide up and down on my johnson while vibrating and playing an animation of my favorite playboy bunny - slding up and down on my Johnson.
17) It should double as a coaster. I've tried but it just gets moisture in it and then won't come back on. I've went through 3 already.
18) I should be able to scan a sandwhich and have it tell me how much calories it has.
19) It won't scan for life signs I tried.
20) It should have echo location and warn me when I'm drunk and walking at night if a cop car is coming or I'm going to bump into something.
21) When I'm spending special time with my girlfriend it should use the accelerometer to measure my thrust strength and count and compare it to a national database of males to see how I'm doing and it should filter out lesbians with strapons that will try to bloat the figures on purpose to hurt our egos.
22) It should have came with a kickstand ............. for my bike. It's a decent bike with monkey lights and bike speakers and I'm tired of laying it on the ground.
23) The battery should be from Chino not China, Chino not China, Chino...!! I don't know how old these batteries are and lithiums lose capacity right after they are made whether they get used or not.
24) You're killing me with the task managers froyo! Just end and kill the task when I exit it and let me exit it holy crap!
Wait a second, I didn't type that right because I'm doing 7 things at once.
25) It should taste good when I lick it
26) It should be made out of liquidmetal so it's indestructible http://www.liquidmetal.com/index/default.asp
unless you leave it on top of a very hot oven.
27) When I toss it in the air with a flip to catch it again it should say, "Weeeeeeeee."
28) it should come with an attachment that lets me use it to play spin the bottle and a cheating app that lets me make it point to the girl that I want.
29) Where is the zipbuds?
http://www.amazon.com/Zipbuds-DGA-T...LVS/ref=sr_1_3?ie=UTF8&qid=1303504291&sr=8-3?
geez
30) When I root it I should see Kunta Kinte on the screen http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Roots_25th_Anniversary_Edition.jpg
31) None of the compass apps lead me to hookers and blow
aironeous said:
27) When I toss it in the air with a flip to catch it again it should say, "Weeeeeeeee."
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Yours is broken mine does this....
Actually if you know in which direction the hookers and blow can be found the compass can be quite helpful. You can even use the phone capabilities of the phone to order specific hookers or amounts of blow beforehand. (My favorite is Scarlett and an 8-ball, but I hear Sunny is good too but is always dipping into your blow)
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This was one of the funniest things I've read all day btw.
Haha I love this list!
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Diceman4 said:
Actually if you know in which direction the hookers and blow can be found the compass can be quite helpful. You can even use the phone capabilities of the phone to order specific hookers or amounts of blow beforehand. (My favorite is Scarlett and an 8-ball, but I hear Sunny is good too but is always dipping into your blow)
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This was one of the funniest things I've read all day btw.
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Thanks, Let's keep it up. I was lmao thinking up this stuff. Shows you how happy I am with the phone.
I have a night shift manufacturing job that's boring and I was thinking of these things at work smiling and laughing my ass off and I'm sure my coworkers we're walking by going "WTF is so funny, maybe Aaron's crazy."
you too
thought i was the only one who noticed all this was missing. guess it only comes with the tegra 3.
aironeous said:
I'm so disappointed in this phone. I thought it was going be so much more. Here is my list of complaints.
25) It should taste good when I lick it
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I've learned that BBQ sauce really helps with this. It sucks having to buy accessories for your new phone though, but I've found that the KC Masterpiece model is one of the best.
Omfg....I LOL'd
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I think it should've come with a form of "4G" that has 200ms+ pings, locked to Bing search, and attached to a $100+/month contract.
(Sarcasm, just to put things into perspective.)
Thought this was another "my screen is bleeding and the power button is on top that's why im whining" thread. funny list. Haha...
I actually laughed @ no. 5 and 12.
wondercoolguy said:
Yours is broken mine does this....
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funnnnnyyyy LMAO
aironeous said:
30) When I root it I should see Kunta Kinte on the screen
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Mine wasn't too hard root, but it took forever for it to flash the "My name is Toby" ROM for me!
32) It should zap mosquitos with High voltage that land on me, bug zapper fail.
It should make all my traffic lights green so I can floor it everywhere I go.
Awesome list man.
It should let everything I touch turn into Jessica Alba
33) It should have came with the ringtone, "Don't cha wish your cellphone was hot like me?"
34) Where's google Milky Way? geez I thought it was dual core
35) When I score with a hot chick it should project a hologram that gives me a high five
36) It should have came with 5g's
37) When I call it by it's pet name it should vibrate across the table to me
38) It should coach me on how to pick up women through my bluetooth headset
39) When I ahem *finish* it should say, "congratulations sir."
40) When a girl asks me if that's a phone in my pocket or am I just happy to see her it should not start the fake call app like it's been doing. There's no need to be an attention whore.
41) It should help me find meteors
42) When I buy apps for it, it should giggle, vibrate lovingly and give me compliments
43) It should climb up my chest and gently vibrate on my eyelids to wake me up
44) It should hack my ps3 and turn down the difficulty level on all the games to make me think I'm a better player than I really am.
45) When I get banned from this forum for potty mouth it should hack its way back on here and apologize for me.
46) There should be an option in the camera settings to see a picture - in a picture - in a picture - in a picture - in a picture so I can point my camera anywhere and see infinity.
47) When I bought it, it should have named a start in the sky after me as thanks.
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How about a non-computer answer. I just graduated today with a degree in computer support, so I'm all tech'd out right now.
So I'm thankful for barbells and free-weights. Also pre workout supplements and whey protein.
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It's been four and half months since my knee surgery four and half more till I can play soccer again! I'm thankful that I can start running again soon
The Mayan calendar
Oh yo meant relating to this phone? The community is pretty good. Xda as a whole is amazing
# su
absolutelygrim said:
The Mayan calendar
Oh yo meant relating to this phone? The community is pretty good. Xda as a whole is amazing
# su
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Fridays going to be an interesting day lol
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I can't wait for 12:13 to strike and then more calculations and excuses come flooding in ...
omario8484 said:
Fridays going to be an interesting day lol
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I can't wait for 12:13 to strike and then more calculations and excuses come flooding in ...
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Question (Q): Are there any threats to the Earth in 2012? Many Internet websites say the world will end in December 2012.
Answer (A):The world will not end in 2012. Our planet has been getting along just fine for more than 4 billion years, and credible scientists worldwide know of no threat associated with 2012.
Q: What is the origin of the prediction that the world will end in 2012?
A: The story started with claims that Nibiru, a supposed planet discovered by the Sumerians, is headed toward Earth. This catastrophe was initially predicted for May 2003, but when nothing happened the doomsday date was moved forward to December 2012 and linked to the end of one of the cycles in the ancient Mayan calendar at the winter solstice in 2012 -- hence the predicted doomsday date of December 21, 2012.
Q: Does the Mayan calendar end in December 2012?
A: Just as the calendar you have on your kitchen wall does not cease to exist after December 31, the Mayan calendar does not cease to exist on December 21, 2012. This date is the end of the Mayan long-count period but then -- just as your calendar begins again on January 1 -- another long-count period begins for the Mayan calendar.
Q: Is NASA predicting a "total blackout" of Earth on Dec. 23 to Dec. 25?
A: Absolutely not. Neither NASA nor any other scientific organization is predicting such a blackout. The false reports on this issue claim that some sort of "alignment of the Universe" will cause a blackout. There is no such alignment (see next question). Some versions of this rumor cite an emergency preparedness message from NASA Administrator Charles Bolden. This is simply a message encouraging people to be prepared for emergencies, recorded as part of a wider government preparedness campaign. It never mentions a blackout. ›Watch the Video
Q: Could planets align in a way that impacts Earth?
A: There are no planetary alignments in the next few decades and even if these alignments were to occur, their effects on the Earth would be negligible. One major alignment occurred in 1962, for example, and two others happened during 1982 and 2000. Each December the Earth and sun align with the approximate center of the Milky Way Galaxy but that is an annual event of no consequence. › More about alignment
Q: Is there a planet or brown dwarf called Nibiru or Planet X or Eris that is approaching the Earth and threatening our planet with widespread destruction?
A: Nibiru and other stories about wayward planets are an Internet hoax. There is no factual basis for these claims. If Nibiru or Planet X were real and headed for an encounter with the Earth in 2012, astronomers would have been tracking it for at least the past decade, and it would be visible by now to the naked eye. Obviously, it does not exist. Eris is real, but it is a dwarf planet similar to Pluto that will remain in the outer solar system; the closest it can come to Earth is about 4 billion miles.
Q: What is the polar shift theory? Is it true that the Earth's crust does a 180-degree rotation around the core in a matter of days if not hours?
A: A reversal in the rotation of Earth is impossible. There are slow movements of the continents (for example Antarctica was near the equator hundreds of millions of years ago), but that is irrelevant to claims of reversal of the rotational poles. However, many of the disaster websites pull a bait-and-switch to fool people. They claim a relationship between the rotation and the magnetic polarity of Earth, which does change irregularly, with a magnetic reversal taking place every 400,000 years on average. As far as we know, such a magnetic reversal doesn’t cause any harm to life on Earth. Scientists believe a magnetic reversal is very unlikely to happen in the next few millennia. › More about polar shift
Q: Is the Earth in danger of being hit by a meteor in 2012?
A: The Earth has always been subject to impacts by comets and asteroids, although big hits are very rare. The last big impact was 65 million years ago, and that led to the extinction of the dinosaurs. Today NASA astronomers are carrying out a survey called the Spaceguard Survey to find any large near-Earth asteroids long before they hit. We have already determined that there are no threatening asteroids as large as the one that killed the dinosaurs. All this work is done openly with the discoveries posted every day on the NASA Near-Earth Object Program Office website, so you can see for yourself that nothing is predicted to hit in 2012.
Q: How do NASA scientists feel about claims of the world ending in 2012?
A: For any claims of disaster or dramatic changes in 2012, where is the science? Where is the evidence? There is none, and for all the fictional assertions, whether they are made in books, movies, documentaries or over the Internet, we cannot change that simple fact. There is no credible evidence for any of the assertions made in support of unusual events taking place in December 2012. › Why you need not fear a supernova › About super volcanoes
Q: Is there a danger from giant solar storms predicted for 2012?
A: Solar activity has a regular cycle, with peaks approximately every 11 years. Near these activity peaks, solar flares can cause some interruption of satellite communications, although engineers are learning how to build electronics that are protected against most solar storms. But there is no special risk associated with 2012. The next solar maximum will occur in the 2012-2014 time frame and is predicted to be an average solar cycle, no different than previous cycles throughout history.
On NASA site..want the link ill post it..
I'm thankful that on the 21st all the believers will be awestruck that the world didn't end...the Mayan calendar did not say the world was going to end..and that I won't have to hear any of this 2012 bologne.
A: Just as the calendar you have on your kitchen wall does not cease to exist after December 31, the Mayan calendar does not cease to exist on December 21, 2012. This date is the end of the Mayan long-count period but then -- just as your calendar begins again on January 1 -- another long-count period begins for the Mayan calendar.
There you go.
WhatTheAndroid? said:
Q: What is the polar shift theory? Is it true that the Earth's crust does a 180-degree rotation around the core in a matter of days if not hours?
A: A reversal in the rotation of Earth is impossible. There are slow movements of the continents (for example Antarctica was near the equator hundreds of millions of years ago), but that is irrelevant to claims of reversal of the rotational poles. However, many of the disaster websites pull a bait-and-switch to fool people. They claim a relationship between the rotation and the magnetic polarity of Earth, which does change irregularly, with a magnetic reversal taking place every 400,000 years on average. As far as we know, such a magnetic reversal doesn’t cause any harm to life on Earth. Scientists believe a magnetic reversal is very unlikely to happen in the next few millennia. › More about polar shift
Their you go.
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*there (sorry it bugged me , not trying to be a grammar nazi)
Anyways lmao,with all that debunking knowledge, whoever wrote that failed to realize what an actual pole shift (the one that is being portrayed that will happen ) is ?it was never about the physical poles shifting.
Its the magnetic field lol.
Its real and were overdue for it.
I believe its starting to happen now as they've shown map data of magnetic field in specific areas shifting causing it to weaken as well.
But changes is so gradual (about a process of 100m years ) that it won't cause sudden harm.
Just clarifying.
I think the closest way earth will end ,which it prolly won't, is :
-Big solar flare/storm + weak magnetic field
: With the combination of weak magnetic field and a powerful and penetrating solar flare.
-Yellowstone eruption
; this is the real threat right here ,and not very impossible.
If you've been paying attention lately ,volcanoes around the world had been erupting and more forming. As if a sign of big activity below the crust.
-Asteroid/comet impact :
Also very possible, always been. If you've payed attention, 2 asteroids barely missed us this year ,with one passing between earth and satellites.
-Gammar ray bursts
Explosion from giant stars.if it points right at us ,even from a billion light years away ,will cause great radiation damage.
Kind of in the same thread level as space rocks hitting earth.
-Human Cause :
Biological warfare ,nuclear war, you name it.
Anyways. . I can never choose between those 2012 freaks or those skeptical fools who never pay attention to the world they're living in.
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@what the android...I've read that before and I believe this is all just a marketing fallacy people making money off dumb exploitable people
Holy crap!!!! You two are closet astrologists or something?! :what::what:
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omario8484 said:
@what the android...I've read that before and I believe this is all just a marketing fallacy people making money off dumb exploitable people
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X2 :thumbup:
"1st amendment affords me the right to free speech. enjoy..."
Guess no one has ever heard of autocorrect...I fixed it.
What I really am thankful is for my family..after realizing how lucky I am to have them, after all the tragedies that have been collaborating.
I'm thankful for everything Xda done for my phone.
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Tits. Not the fake ones, though.
Sluff said:
Tits. Not the fake ones, though.
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Agreed
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Eh.. I'm thankful for the fake ones. :thumbup:
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Do you think there is a market intelligence you watch in the future？Can you prospects for smart watches?
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abmin said:
Do you think there is a market intelligence you watch in the future？Can you prospects for smart watches?
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Hi, as a noob I apologise if I have posted this in the incorrect place, however, this is both a request for help and a reply to your question.
I have a medical issue causing me to leave the military. Without telling the whole story, in the space of 2 years after coming back from sea, I was wiped out twice on my first and second ZX-6 Ninja (idiot did right hand turn in front of me, second rammed me on my new one at a red light) then I was rammed from behind in my car by an idiot who decided to double the speed limit). Then I was rammed from behind at another red light by an idiot who hit the idiot behind me. Then I was ripped out of the passenger side of my wife's car after coming off the freeway, by another moron who then whacked me in the face twice with a piece of firewood, sending me unconscious. Total 13 surgeries, 2 broken hands, 1 broken arm, 2 broken shoulders, a broken neck, broken knee, broken nose and to top it off I have severe nerve pain in my dominant right hand, and due to meds I have collapsed multiple times and have dislocated my fingers diving off my balcony in my sleep. So to try and get some sort of safety device installed in my house that could detect if I fall DVA suggested a unit that relied on mercury switches, a transceiver, transponder and a physical connection to my home phone total $2000 and a waste of time as the thing goes off every five minutes when you lay down which I do due to constant headaches and migraines, so pretty useless. As a Military Communications Electronics Technician I could have built the thing myself using an arduino and some sensors. So having an iPhone 5 with every sensor under the sun I went searching the Apple App Store. Pointless nothing worked even with my jail broken phone that would run in the background and just activate when needed. So having had multiple android phones and I still have an Asus TF101 (rooted) so I did a search on Google Play and there are half a dozen apps that do exactly what I want (almost). So I grabbed a Samsung Galaxy Note 3, best I could find battery, sensor. Processor and Memory wise. It works a treat, except for 1. When its charging 2. In my backpack whilst I'm on the train (so no one nicks it from me) 3. When I'm driving 4. When I just don't feel like having a massive phone in my pocket and I want to put it down. Keeping in mind I have it in an Otterbox Defender ATM and I am considering getting a ZeroLemon case with 10000mAh battery. So I believe a secondary device wirelessly connected to my perfectly good phone (save for those examples above) which I can use to Stop Alarm Conditions (I am trialling an App called Fade and it is the best so far) when I have the phone away from me (in pocket, in car, backpack etc) now this App 1 Sends an SMS to my wife 2 sends an email to my Carer 3 Dials my wife, opens the circuit, she can hear what's going on if I am moaning or groaning or I'm making a cup of tea. My wife being a cop gets a pretty good response, the last time it was three cops and three ambos kicking me out into consciousness. Now with the selection of watches that are available now, I'm tossing up between the Sony SW2 and the Samsung Gear ( if someone can programme the thing to open a video feed from my wrist it would be awesome). Problem without having them I cannot try them out and figure out which is best.
Now I know there are pendants you can get (I doubt I'm going to have a heart attack and be awake to trigger it) . To me it just makes good sense to have a watch and a phone combination that can give me the security to know that if I collapse whilst looking after my daughter (she's not even 2) then my Carer or my wife can get to my home or have emergency services get here and secure my daughter. Then look after me if I'm still ticking. So that is my answer and question.
If this isn't a bad joke, Wow man ... My jaw is on the floor. What an unlucky streak you had. Well this might be the right time to acquire a new device in the form of a smart wrist device. This week at CES companies are announcing their new devices. LG already announced a wrist band type of a device which also doubles as a watch. The neat thing is with the special headphones it cones with it can monitor your hearth beats as well. http://www.engadget.com/2014/01/06/lg-lifeband-touch-heart-rate-monitor-earphones/ checkt it out. Also there will be more smartwatches announced this week. You can just pick one to your liking.
Samsung galaxy gear is nice with all the bells and the whistles but the problem is the battery life. SW2 has less but better battery life. But I believe there will be better devices hopefully very soon.
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Hi, as a noob I apologise if I have posted this in the incorrect place, however, this is both a request for help and a reply to your question.
I have a medical issue causing me to leave the military. Without telling the whole story, in the space of 2 years after coming back from sea, I was wiped out twice on my first and second ZX-6 Ninja (idiot did right hand turn in front of me, second rammed me on my new one at a red light) then I was rammed from behind in my car by an idiot who decided to double the speed limit). Then I was rammed from behind at another red light by an idiot who hit the idiot behind me. Then I was ripped out of the passenger side of my wife's car after coming off the freeway, by another moron who then whacked me in the face twice with a piece of firewood, sending me unconscious. Total 13 surgeries, 2 broken hands, 1 broken arm, 2 broken shoulders, a broken neck, broken knee, broken nose and to top it off I have severe nerve pain in my dominant right hand, and due to meds I have collapsed multiple times and have dislocated my fingers diving off my balcony in my sleep. So to try and get some sort of safety device installed in my house that could detect if I fall DVA suggested a unit that relied on mercury switches, a transceiver, transponder and a physical connection to my home phone total $2000 and a waste of time as the thing goes off every five minutes when you lay down which I do due to constant headaches and migraines, so pretty useless. As a Military Communications Electronics Technician I could have built the thing myself using an arduino and some sensors. So having an iPhone 5 with every sensor under the sun I went searching the Apple App Store. Pointless nothing worked even with my jail broken phone that would run in the background and just activate when needed. So having had multiple android phones and I still have an Asus TF101 (rooted) so I did a search on Google Play and there are half a dozen apps that do exactly what I want (almost). So I grabbed a Samsung Galaxy Note 3, best I could find battery, sensor. Processor and Memory wise. It works a treat, except for 1. When its charging 2. In my backpack whilst I'm on the train (so no one nicks it from me) 3. When I'm driving 4. When I just don't feel like having a massive phone in my pocket and I want to put it down. Keeping in mind I have it in an Otterbox Defender ATM and I am considering getting a ZeroLemon case with 10000mAh battery. So I believe a secondary device wirelessly connected to my perfectly good phone (save for those examples above) which I can use to Stop Alarm Conditions (I am trialling an App called Fade and it is the best so far) when I have the phone away from me (in pocket, in car, backpack etc) now this App 1 Sends an SMS to my wife 2 sends an email to my Carer 3 Dials my wife, opens the circuit, she can hear what's going on if I am moaning or groaning or I'm making a cup of tea. My wife being a cop gets a pretty good response, the last time it was three cops and three ambos kicking me out into consciousness. Now with the selection of watches that are available now, I'm tossing up between the Sony SW2 and the Samsung Gear ( if someone can programme the thing to open a video feed from my wrist it would be awesome). Problem without having them I cannot try them out and figure out which is best.
Now I know there are pendants you can get (I doubt I'm going to have a heart attack and be awake to trigger it) . To me it just makes good sense to have a watch and a phone combination that can give me the security to know that if I collapse whilst looking after my daughter (she's not even 2) then my Carer or my wife can get to my home or have emergency services get here and secure my daughter. Then look after me if I'm still ticking. So that is my answer and question.
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Wow, i thought it was a joke first but then...wow i dont know what to say, hope you get better....
Thanx
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Cheers mate appreciate it. Your jaw is on the floor. I think mine is about the only thing I haven't broken. Having said that, I reckon I could write a book based on the last 5 almost 6 years. Trust me, I do not leave the house nowadays without good reason. I have also considered making a video on you tube so I don't have to continue to repeat the entire fiasco to every surgeon and specialist i hive to go to, not to mention lawyers.
Anyways, the Galaxy Gear, would suit my needs I think, that is if I can get "Fade" onto the watch itself. After doing a thorough analysis of everything out there at the moment, the Gear is the only watch I could find with its own accelerometer and gyroscope. Having said that, if that doesn't work it may be a pain to have to learn to code an app for the Gear to do it, firstly not sure if there is an SDK for it, secondly I wouldn't have the faintest idea how to replicate the algorithm that the designer of "Fade" has used.
Oh I also discovered , that the Gear actually does have a vibrate mode. Not one video I have seen or webpage I have been to has mentioned.it save one Youtube video I saw last night. Cannot point you to it because this form is telling me I have had to post 10 posts before it will let me quote URLs.
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Pyromancer said:
Wow, i thought it was a joke first but then...wow i dont know what to say, hope you get better....
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Thank you. Found out yesterday I am probably having another neck surgery. Find out if I will have another surgery on my shoulder, in a couple of weeks.
And you are right, it does sound like a joke. In the first accident my wife who was pillion landed flat on her face with my Ninja on top of her. I was trying to figure out why I couldn't get the bike off of her to check her vitals. Turned out my right hand was practical sitting where my elbow was. I didn't notice til someone pointed it out. My wife ended up with a strained ankle. I ended up broken everywhere.
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Not sure about all this but I think it's worth passing on a giving it a close look:
"A full length documentary exposing the 5G existential threat to humanity in a way we never imagined possible! Please SHARE this as widely as you feel drawn...use it to target your local bureaucrats, technocrats, health practitioners, local and federal government agencies and more than anything else...your family and friends. Featuring in this film: weapons development experts, biologists, molecular & cellular biologists, blood microscopists, activists, as well as good leaders out there on the frontline. We know what this technology is - we know how it was conceived and we know where it is intended to take people and planet. We are drawing the line here....and we are doing so with the full fire of consciousness."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBpZFqR6Qzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol3tAxnNccY
https://www.electricsense.com/14645/emf-dangers-cover-up/
The landmark study from the National Toxicology Program of the US Department of Health and Human Services concluded that there is “clear evidence” that radiation from cell phones causes cancer [4,5].
There are close to 6,000 scientific, peer-reviewed research papers showing a strong correlation between electromagnetic radiation and a host of diseases and disorders.
4. National Toxicology Program. “Cell Phone Radio Frequency Radiation,” from the rat and mouse studies, November, 2018. Retrieved from https://www.niehs.nih.gov/news/newsroom/releases/2018/november1/index.cfm
5. Environmental Health Trust. “Clear Evidence Of Cancer Concludes U.S. National Toxicology Program Expert Panel On Cell Phone Radiation,” March 2018 Retrieved from https://ehtrust.org/clear-evidence-...ogram-on-cell-phone-radiation-study-findings/
https://www.change.org/p/leah-presley-stop-5g
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The landmark study from the National Toxicology Program of the US Department of Health and Human Services concluded that there is “clear evidence” that radiation from cell phones causes cancer [4,5].
There are close to 6,000 scientific, peer-reviewed research papers showing a strong correlation between electromagnetic radiation and a host of diseases and disorders.
4. National Toxicology Program. “Cell Phone Radio Frequency Radiation,” from the rat and mouse studies, November, 2018. Retrieved from https://www.niehs.nih.gov/news/newsroom/releases/2018/november1/index.cfm
5. Environmental Health Trust. “Clear Evidence Of Cancer Concludes U.S. National Toxicology Program Expert Panel On Cell Phone Radiation,” March 2018 Retrieved from https://ehtrust.org/clear-evidence-...ogram-on-cell-phone-radiation-study-findings/
The above is from : https://www.electricsense.com/14645/emf-dangers-cover-up/
A petition below that you can sign to stop the 5G rollout:
https://www.change.org/p/leah-presley-stop-5g
Apparently according to a Fox news article Youtube is going to start banning all videos they consider 'conspiracy' as well as anything racist etc. Good that they are banning racism but apparently they will be banning anti-vaccine information and so I have to wonder if they will be banning anti-EMF videos like the one in the links above. It may be good to look at them or download them while you can.
Dr. Mercola (who has the largest alternative medical site on the Internet) will be doing and EMF Health Summit soon. You can find info here: https://www.emfhealthsummit.com - free to register and you will get immediate access to a number of downloads in PDF on EMF and how to stay healthy.
zandro85 said:
Not sure about all this but I think it's worth passing on a giving it a close look:
"A full length documentary exposing the 5G existential threat to humanity in a way we never imagined possible! Please SHARE this as widely as you feel drawn...use it to target your local bureaucrats, technocrats, health practitioners, local and federal government agencies and more than anything else...your family and friends. Featuring in this film: weapons development experts, biologists, molecular & cellular biologists, blood microscopists, activists, as well as good leaders out there on the frontline. We know what this technology is - we know how it was conceived and we know where it is intended to take people and planet. We are drawing the line here....and we are doing so with the full fire of consciousness."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WBpZFqR6Qzk
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ol3tAxnNccY
https://www.electricsense.com/14645/emf-dangers-cover-up/
The landmark study from the National Toxicology Program of the US Department of Health and Human Services concluded that there is “clear evidence” that radiation from cell phones causes cancer [4,5].
There are close to 6,000 scientific, peer-reviewed research papers showing a strong correlation between electromagnetic radiation and a host of diseases and disorders.
4. National Toxicology Program. “Cell Phone Radio Frequency Radiation,” from the rat and mouse studies, November, 2018. Retrieved from https://www.niehs.nih.gov/news/newsroom/releases/2018/november1/index.cfm
5. Environmental Health Trust. “Clear Evidence Of Cancer Concludes U.S. National Toxicology Program Expert Panel On Cell Phone Radiation,” March 2018 Retrieved from https://ehtrust.org/clear-evidence-...ogram-on-cell-phone-radiation-study-findings/
https://www.change.org/p/leah-presley-stop-5g
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The landmark study from the National Toxicology Program of the US Department of Health and Human Services concluded that there is “clear evidence” that radiation from cell phones causes cancer [4,5].
There are close to 6,000 scientific, peer-reviewed research papers showing a strong correlation between electromagnetic radiation and a host of diseases and disorders.
4. National Toxicology Program. “Cell Phone Radio Frequency Radiation,” from the rat and mouse studies, November, 2018. Retrieved from https://www.niehs.nih.gov/news/newsroom/releases/2018/november1/index.cfm
5. Environmental Health Trust. “Clear Evidence Of Cancer Concludes U.S. National Toxicology Program Expert Panel On Cell Phone Radiation,” March 2018 Retrieved from https://ehtrust.org/clear-evidence-...ogram-on-cell-phone-radiation-study-findings/
The above is from : https://www.electricsense.com/14645/emf-dangers-cover-up/
A petition below that you can sign to stop the 5G rollout:
https://www.change.org/p/leah-presley-stop-5g
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LOL! ???
You can call tin foil hat stuff if you want but after looking into this there is overwhelming evidence of damage from EMF - both cellular and other EMF. Just today I saw this video about mass amounts of bees dying and being found on the ground some still spinning in circles in July a day or so ago. OK so you think it''s nonsense but below are responses from people all over the place - most in large cities where 5G is just getting turned on. Responses from people on Youtube to this phenomenon:
PATRICIA DAVIS
7 hours ago
No BEE'S..no pollination..NO FOOD
Sacred Earth Happy Life
Sacred Earth Happy Life
7 hours ago (edited)
I wonder if there is frequency manipulation going on messing with them and lord knows what else or whom else it’s effecting ??
Steven Weibl
Steven Weibl
7 hours ago
5G brother same as the birds,5000 birds dropped out of the sky in Hollond few months back the government said sorry they where testing 5G.
CJ BLAZE
CJ BLAZE
6 hours ago
Thank you for info! Ever since they put 5G outside my building I haven’t seen a single bee ?? since! Only a handful of drunk looking bumblebees. Stop 5G or we are all in big trouble! ????????
Jubes S
Jubes S
7 hours ago
I’m in Colorado and witnessed bees here doing the same yesterday (7/6/19).
Flat Earth
Flat Earth
7 hours ago (edited)
In uk 5g just came out last week wednesday i think vodafone uk
Lindsey Yah
Lindsey Yah
7 hours ago
That 5 G Demon Technology going on line
Micah Ingram
Micah Ingram
7 hours ago
Sounds like the bees are under electromagnetic attack
derek melton
7 hours ago
Mass bee deaths, major crop losses due to flooding. We all know what's about to happen and we say nothing. Nothing on the news but potus this and Congress that. We are all about to start dying of hunger
michele matejcek
michele matejcek
7 hours ago
I'm gonna have to agree with anyone that said 5G!
Jock Itch
Jock Itch
7 hours ago
5G is coming online in many of these places...
DaughterofStatesRights
DaughterofStatesRights
7 hours ago
Thx DAHBOO! We lose our bees ?? we are so screwed!
Kathy Wallace
Kathy Wallace
7 hours ago
Earthquake in Calif would not effect bees in UK. It is frequency/electromagnetism...microwaves...those things combined do great harm to all living things on many levels.
map1371
map1371
7 hours ago
In Houston, Tx, around June 19th, I noticed about 20 dead bees within a space of approximately 10 × 15 feet. I thought it was odd.
sunshine 1
sunshine 1
7 hours ago (edited)
Happening here to in Wisconsin flying around in circles can't leave the ground , thought it was wierd
Nayanka Francisco
Nayanka Francisco
7 hours ago
In London, UK too, bees are dropping dead struggling to even crawl to safety
Time of the Signs
Time of the Signs
7 hours ago
I'm a professional landscaper and I have seen only one honey bee this year. 1! They used to be everywhere when I was a kid.
The Watchman's Midnight Hour
The Watchman's Midnight Hour
7 hours ago
A couple days ago, I had a vision and understanding that bees were dying. I didn't even write it down or bring this vision to anyone's attention. Now, I come across this video...wow!
Dawns Awakening
Dawns Awakening
7 hours ago
Same thing happened here in Northern ca. My neighbors lost two of their main hives. Bees were crawling all over the road dying.
Daniel Rose
Daniel Rose
6 hours ago (edited)
Seen 2 or 3 bees in my bathroom, honey bees, acting with no energy, not all there. Picked them up and let them outside. Western New York
t.c 802
t.c 802
7 hours ago
The frequencys are so bad rite now in Vermont people feel like there being pulled apart.
Renna Marie
Renna Marie
7 hours ago
Whenever you see a worn out bee, just put out water sweetened with sugar. I'm not sure what is going on here. 5g ?
Rosalind VanHandle
Rosalind VanHandle
7 hours ago
Las Vegas also.... this has been going on even before the earthquakes.
Mark W
Mark W
6 hours ago
Just wait till 5G is rolled out. It's " game over " for this planet . . .
Stephen Southern
Stephen Southern
7 hours ago (edited)
I have only seen two honey bees and one bumble bee this summer. And not many wasps or hornets either.
Southern Ontario, Canada, farm country.
Shane Asa
Shane Asa
7 hours ago
Their sense of direction is gone. Something has thrown them out of control !!! Bees have amazing sense of direction!!!!
kid heartz
kid heartz
6 hours ago (edited)
I live in Wisconsin have flowers in yard..I'v hardly seen any Bees at all....especially honey bees! none to speak of! People better wake up.. soon comes famine!
Supremerulah
Supremerulah
4 hours ago (edited)
Emp, chemtrails, Monsanto? All the above. Oh, did they start up 5G there? What was that thing Johnx was mentioning?
Sandra Ellis
Sandra Ellis
6 hours ago
Been livin n central tx for 57 yrs and this year for the first time there are NO bees!!!
anonymous
7 hours ago
I'm in NC and have seen dead bees. Not to this extent but enough to catch my attention.
antonwearsakilt
antonwearsakilt
5 hours ago
My guess is both California and the UK have active 5G networks up and running.
AmaraOlorin
AmaraOlorin
7 hours ago
There is far too much electricity in our atmosphere at the moment. Many animals that rely on/sense electromagnetism are going to be acting odd.
Lesia Persimmon
Lesia Persimmon
6 hours ago
They sense the magnetic field through receptors in their abdomens. Either 5G just fired up in the UK or planet X (Nibiru, Wormwood) is screwing up the Earth's magnetic field.
High Vibes
High Vibes
7 hours ago (edited)
Yes the same thing in upstate NY, I have noticed 6 in a cluster with total of 14 DEAD in past 2weeks!!!! I'm a gardener an buy bugs an bees to repopulate(people don't realize we need certain bugs to grow & I can't keep up in my area??
Jorge Agostini
Jorge Agostini
6 hours ago (edited)
might be a combination of 5G deploy, GMOs, and chemtrails.
4G might affect them too. And to more abundance, we have those HAARP emitters working intermitently. It's not just an attack on the bees, but on humanity.
Earthquake too? dunno about that.
Eric Olson
Eric Olson
7 hours ago
I haven't seen 1 bee this summer. Only weird Hornets that barely move. Only seen 1 fly also. I live 30 feet from a river in WI and there's usually a ton of bees and other bugs.
Jomama 02
Jomama 02
7 hours ago
We need our bees. Without bees we dont eat. Do they have 5G where they are spinning? We need to stop this!
Judith Small
Judith Small
6 hours ago (edited)
I know who & what! Can you say the enforcers of 5G?
PapayaJoy
PapayaJoy
3 hours ago
I am in Thailand and noticed the SAME thing this weekend!
JoLeo Smith
JoLeo Smith
6 hours ago
Noticed dead bees in my back yard a few days ago.. never seen that before.. funny thing is, I hardy see bees these days.. when I finally do they were dead... london uk...
shad0wburn3d
shad0wburn3d
1 hour ago
Its 5G. PERIOD. END OF STORY.
cheers
BIGK BOOM!
BIGK BOOM!
7 hours ago
Whatever is happening to the bees maybe they're doing it to us also but instead of spinning and dying maybe it's causing headaches and negative attitudes and so on
Jacks Grandma
Jacks Grandma
7 hours ago
Radiation (weak magnetosphere) or 5G
Shahine Ali
Shahine Ali
6 hours ago
It will probably be the 5G. I think a whole bunch of places have just switched on in England.
Andrew Caslin
Andrew Caslin
7 hours ago
Magnetic interference, that's what it looks like anyway
Jimmy Rants
Jimmy Rants
7 hours ago
If the bees die, mankind would be dead within 5 years according to Einstein.
Truth Seeker
Truth Seeker
7 hours ago
5G it will kill EVERYTHING!!!
Jack Wolfe
Jack Wolfe
7 hours ago
Saw one honey bee so far this year.
In years past would see so many wouldn't think about it.
Ambrose Alarm
Ambrose Alarm
5 hours ago (edited)
It looks like a bee who’s at the end of it’s life. Thats what they do. Usually on concrete, driveways etc. Open area’s. They fly down and spin around and die. Cheers from Downunder. ????
Zero Percent
Zero Percent
7 hours ago
They are spinning in a certain direction, it appears to be clockwise in both locations.
DJ GOTT
5 hours ago (edited)
5G Bird Box activated !!
Bay Area Prepper
7 hours ago
The cell phone towers are frying the bees. EMF tester is going off bad in cali.. Time for Texas for big land.
winalou
7 hours ago
We have a huge yearly bees nest that i love however lately its just loads of dead bees and we have been getting weird skys mid afternoon aswell ??
7 hours ago
get rid of the bees, and the food can't be pollinated. imagine that
Spiritdancer- Lisa
4 hours ago
5G to kill us all...starting with our food pollinators.
Marrie Chrissie Valley
6 hours ago
5G installed and that's what's going on here
As far as I know, 5G is using the same wavelenghts where broadcast TV used to be. So I suppose there's nothing to be afraid of.
zandro85 said:
You can call tin foil hat stuff if you want but after looking into this there is overwhelming evidence of damage from EMF - both cellular and other EMF. Just today I saw this video about mass amounts of bees dying and being found on the ground some still spinning in circles in July a day or so ago. OK so you think it''s nonsense but below are responses from people all over the place - most in large cities where 5G is just getting turned on. Responses from people on Youtube to this phenomenon:
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Or...or....maybe it's.
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Mini drone bees, might solve it. But then they would need 5G.
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First there is Frequency Range 1 (FR1) from 410 MHz to 7,125 GHz (Digital Terrestrial TV is just between 300 MHz and 900 MHz) and Frequency Range 2 (FR2) that includes frequency bands from 24.25 GHz to 52.6 GHz.
Nothing is safe
The way we r following is harmful to nature in everyway
josephwalker said:
As far as I know, 5G is using the same wavelenghts where broadcast TV used to be. So I suppose there's nothing to be afraid of.
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In which country?
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there is a movie robot 2.0 which explain why 5g networks are not good for us
saurabhkakdee said:
there is a movie robot 2.0 which explain why 5g networks are not good for us
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What about 2g, 3g, 4g, WiFi, etc....
It gets worse, far worse
https://spectrum.ieee.org/tech-talk/telecom/wireless/the-ultimate-generation
galaxys said:
What about 2g, 3g, 4g, WiFi, etc....
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those are also not good for us but our body can resist it
I think that the 5G is doing more damage to the birds than humans. The birds get disoriented and they can't find the place where they are going and where should get back. Their mental compass gets disturbed by the signal. I don't know how much that effects the people who may be in the long term of using it. I read somewhere that Slovenia, Switzerland and some other countries ban the tasting of the 5G network.